Fat chick on TV
Drunk with fat chick on me sh*t!
Fat chicks aplenty

an aging flasher...
so should I retire or just
stick it out awhile

the start of the end
i'm not an american
but it gets my vote

allahu akbar
my god's bigger than your god
deity envy

It is not a start.
Words full of sound and fury
signifying zip.

god is such a wag
that's intelligent design ?
blow me, katrina

creativity...
is it limited by age?
does it ever end?

george says he's sorry
for being such a fuck up
i guess that's a start

Really, when I say
"Take it easy", I'm thinking
"What did I do wrong?"

in my cranium
somewhere in the frontal lobes
lurk subversive thoughts

I have just wasted
Seven seconds of your life
Whilst you have read this

Iraq is such fun
rich people should not pay tax
debt is a good thing

numbers are falling
but do you think it's a trend
or just some false stats?

strange noise, I blame dog,
he blames me but really just
geese flying over

Yearning is still there
Maybe medication will help?
I hope it subsides

I had a yearning
To post a haiku on here
Now it's satisfied

Tumescence be damned
Engorged penile tissue, ouch
Priapism's hard

differences between
they attract charged particles
yet repel people

this life continues
much like many other lives
except more mucus

I remember when
a dollar fifty seemed like
way too much for gas

Don't need no raise or
title Mr. Boss Man, just
them lime Otter Pops

i'm sick of coughing
but unless i stop breathing
it's more of the same

I don't have a house
Next year I shall be homeless
But still a student

Kinda hits you like
a coconut to the head,
Gilligan be dead

Let's make fossil fuel
from some old admin fossils...
no gas shortage then.

Wanna fill me up,
for a fill-up, Phillip? The
Gas "Ho-in" begins

Johann Santana
One two three strikes you are out
That Beaner can pitch

bound to be shaken
no doctor no doctor no
take pussy galore

get shaken and stirred
beware of complex bondage
whilst being rogered

Roger Moore may hide
inside the Kornflake box of
Konnery-but-Less

my boobs hurt... somewhere
it must be my period ~
Ghost of Hormone past [.]

Roger Moore made hide
inside the Kornflake box called:
Konnery-but-Less

Beware applying
phenomenological
approaches in God

Get back to the house
Let in by someone who should
Not be at home now

Wake up on a train
Why am I in Huddersfield?
I should be in Hull

new orleans ? yo, george !
as successful as iraq
but closer to home

lymphomania
some say it's a gland problem
when cancer fucks you

zero tolerance
three strikes and you are out Bush
shame shame shame end game

No, I'm not a heff-a-lump

Big ole heff-a-lump
Double bubble butt and chin.
Fatty fatty fuck.

Mina and Sunsi
The root of all that is wrong
With indoor plumbing

Bald-ass, hairless fuck.
Chemo lovin' motha fuck.
Cancer is a bitch

I eat library paste
My cat's breath smells like cat food
Ralph Wiggum is God

Second Wind Fitness
Can Suck My Tiny white Dick
Save money my ass!

Awoke with a bone
Makes my pee-pee spray crooked.
Life is such a Bitch!

She has to rewrite
Technology not her strength
Get the abacus

Damn that chick of mine
Forces me to Perkins now
Coffee and french fries

Oh Digital God
Binary Lover of all Men
Super Cyber Sex

a resurection
with no mary to wake me
bad haiku resumed

fuck you mcdonald's
salads dont come in a cup, damn
your dollar menu