Big ole heff-a-lump
Double bubble butt and chin.
Fatty fatty fuck.
by heffa
Mina and Sunsi
The root of all that is wrong
With indoor plumbing
by gotha_girl
Bald-ass, hairless fuck.
Chemo lovin' motha fuck.
Cancer is a bitch
by lympho
I eat library paste
My cat's breath smells like cat food
Ralph Wiggum is God
by Mina
Second Wind Fitness
Can Suck My Tiny white Dick
Save money my ass!
by El Hefe
Awoke with a bone
Makes my pee-pee spray crooked.
Life is such a Bitch!
by Gaffa_girl
She has to rewrite
Technology not her strength
Get the abacus
by Joe Sixpack, Sr
Damn that chick of mine
Forces me to Perkins now
Coffee and french fries
by Bob, the other white meat
Oh Digital God
Binary Lover of all Men
Super Cyber Sex
by Anonymous Poet
a resurection
with no mary to wake me
bad haiku resumed
by ap of US
fuck you mcdonald's
salads dont come in a cup, damn
your dollar menu
by =) of Anywhere Usa
superdome nightmare
woke up to man on my roof
high pressure cleaning
by mellie
People that work in
Highway reststops hate clean teeth
They like spacious rot
by Kackarott of somewhere in in Wisconsin
think your job sucks, try
working at the New Orleans
Board of Tourism
by onjaysun of frogtown
hey ho uncle judd
it's no treat on bourbon street
mississippi blood
by ash
surprise ! shock and awe !
who thought you could offer more ?
george, get off the floor
by ash
wake up you dreamers
morning mr. president
it's time you were gone
by ash
down at the levee
moreso than ever before
subversive nature
by ash
Mississippi mud
is not a dessert this year
the gulf is just gone
by theunseenundine
drowning in tears
beloved new orleans
we not be jazzin'
by mellie
"Horse Sense"
If it wasn't for
my horse, I wouldn't of spent
that year in college
-- thanks to comedian Lewis Black for the inspiration for this haiku
by Crimson Mind -- "Horse Sense" of Phoenix, AZ
Concede consensus
Condescend cerulean
Cradled consciousness
by Crimson Mind -- "Untitled" of Phoenix, AZ
"Etiolate"
He had a pale face
etiolated from years
in dank, dark pool halls
by Crimson Mind -- "Etiolate" of Phoenix, AZ
"Stogy"
Poker with the boys.
Smelling like a bad stogy
Broke, I hitchhike home.
by Crimson Mind -- "Stogy" of Phoenix, AZ
"Incompetence"
Incompetence is
a level of Management
to which he aspires
-- inspired by Haiku #32577, by Bablets
by Crimson Mind -- "Incompetence"
tried to buy normal
waffle maker at Target,
Damn you, Belgiumites!
by onjaysun of frogtown
had to google "Girl"
to find out she's "sun-eyed", please
e-nun-c-8 Beck
by onjaysun of frogtown
"Call me Loretta,
call me what you will"..No? My
bad, Mr. Seger
by onjaysun of frogtown
incompetence is
a particular disease
that I suffer from
by Bablets
if I could type this
faster than the speed of light
I would but I can't
by Bablets of Fursville
Honorifica-
bilitudinitati-
bus is a long word
by Mort of Paris
like colourless green
time flies like a banana
furiously sleep
by Mort of Paris
run fast they might *but*
thalidomide relay team
fluffs the baton pass
by ash
To the bank I go
To cash the cheques that I have
So that I'm not poor
by A Student of Beards
I've been to Norway
Ravi and DJ Lov are
Rather terrible
by A Student of Although a more humorous and less unpleasant number 1 than that frog
Once there was a man
Who could run very quickly
But he had no arms
by A Student of Jive
sore throat from yelling
why won't they listen to me
just invisible
by theunseenundine
shell of a human
behind a vacuous smile
an emptier brain
by ash
Mini camera
in my cell phone lets me take
surreptitious pix.
by TheUnseenUndine
Don't you be fooled now,
This one's just got a bad case
Of the lookie-there's.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
A generation
Meeting in the dark places
Speaking in hushed tones.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Lo! Idealism,
Scourge of a voracious youth.
"Handsome, empty youth."
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Methamphetamines:
American like it's a'
Goin' out of style.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
it's out of its tree
from an anarchic circle
the bipolar bear
by ash
Whys Tommy Lee hot?
What do women see in him?
Fame? Cash? Tats? Tripod?
by Crimson Mind -- Whats Tommy Got That I Dont?
Pablo Picasso
An iconoclastic artist
Challenged arts ideals
by Crimson Mind -- Iconoclast
Like fine wine, some things
get better with age, but I
age more like fine milk
by Crimson Mind -- Aging
I said "Some women
find me attractive." She said,
"Those women are drunk!"
Alternate version
I said "Some women
find me attractive." She said,
"Honey, they're all drunk!"
by Crimson Mind -- Attractive
I wish I were rich
I wish I were good looking
I wish I had hair
I wish I liked myself too
I wish these wishes come true
-- inspired by the Pearl Jam song, "Wish List"
by Crimson Mind -- Wish List (a Tanka)
