Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 46 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

I've been to Norway
Ravi and DJ Lov are
Rather terrible
Haiku # 32571, August 31, 2005 7:11 am ET
by A Student of Although a more humorous and less unpleasant number 1 than that frog
Once there was a man
Who could run very quickly
But he had no arms
Haiku # 32570, August 31, 2005 7:06 am ET
by A Student of Jive
sore throat from yelling
why won't they listen to me
just invisible
Haiku # 32569, August 30, 2005 11:58 am ET
by theunseenundine
shell of a human
behind a vacuous smile
an emptier brain
Haiku # 32568, August 30, 2005 9:15 am ET
by ash
Mini camera
in my cell phone lets me take
surreptitious pix.
Haiku # 32567, August 30, 2005 9:01 am ET
by TheUnseenUndine
Don't you be fooled now,
This one's just got a bad case
Of the lookie-there's.
Haiku # 32566, August 30, 2005 5:05 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
A generation
Meeting in the dark places
Speaking in hushed tones.
Haiku # 32565, August 30, 2005 5:05 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Lo! Idealism,
Scourge of a voracious youth.
"Handsome, empty youth."
Haiku # 32564, August 30, 2005 5:05 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Methamphetamines:
American like it's a'
Goin' out of style.
Haiku # 32563, August 30, 2005 5:04 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
it's out of its tree
from an anarchic circle
the bipolar bear
Haiku # 32562, August 30, 2005 3:25 am ET
by ash
Whys Tommy Lee hot?
What do women see in him?
Fame? Cash? Tats? Tripod?
Haiku # 32561, August 29, 2005 2:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind -- Whats Tommy Got That I Dont?
Pablo Picasso
An iconoclastic artist
Challenged arts ideals
Haiku # 32560, August 29, 2005 2:47 pm ET
by Crimson Mind -- Iconoclast
Like fine wine, some things
get better with age, but I
age more like fine milk
Haiku # 32559, August 29, 2005 2:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind -- Aging
I said "Some women
find me attractive." She said,
"Those women are drunk!"


Alternate version


I said "Some women
find me attractive." She said,
"Honey, they're all drunk!"
Haiku # 32558, August 29, 2005 2:41 pm ET
by Crimson Mind -- Attractive
I wish I were rich
I wish I were good looking
I wish I had hair
I wish I liked myself too
I wish these wishes come true



-- inspired by the Pearl Jam song, "Wish List"
Haiku # 32557, August 29, 2005 2:35 pm ET
by Crimson Mind -- Wish List (a Tanka)
Men, like bank accounts
Don't generate much interest
If they have no cash
Haiku # 32556, August 29, 2005 2:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind -- A woman once told me...
Katrina, that b*tch,
only drinks Bourbon St. and
water, never tips
Haiku # 32555, August 29, 2005 11:41 am ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Political hacks
cover their tracks, obscuring
facts and changing tacks.
Haiku # 32554, August 28, 2005 7:58 pm ET
by TheUnseenUndine
sad about your nose
to paraphrase joe cocker
blow me a river
Haiku # 32553, August 27, 2005 10:29 pm ET
by ash
I just sneezed again.
Where's my antihistamines?
I need a new nose.
Haiku # 32552, August 27, 2005 9:36 am ET
by TheUnseenUndine
No green hat or tie
no little BooBoo, whadda
bear disappointment
Haiku # 32551, August 26, 2005 12:07 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
First, wild turkeys, now
a black bear runs in front of
my car, NATURE ROCKS!
Haiku # 32550, August 26, 2005 11:17 am ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Pie pie pie pie pie
Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie
I like to think pie
Haiku # 32549, August 26, 2005 10:47 am ET
by A Student of Pie
I like leprosy
It can lead to peoples' arms
And legs falling off
Haiku # 32548, August 26, 2005 10:46 am ET
by A Student of Socks
an eight inch year
taller than a hobbit now
birthday girl ruby
Haiku # 32547, August 26, 2005 6:06 am ET
by mellie
four years three feet eight
patty cakes yellow and green
with lots of sprinkles
Haiku # 32546, August 26, 2005 6:03 am ET
by mellie
i have my limits
i would give my life for you
but not my lifetime
Haiku # 32545, August 26, 2005 5:11 am ET
by ash
It's slowly sucking
and not at a pleasant pace
leaving red circles
Haiku # 32544, August 26, 2005 1:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Iffn' don't have a
grin leevin' 2 Score Vergin
y'all ain't hooked up rite!
Haiku # 32543, August 25, 2005 12:13 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Oh, Los Angeles
I'm lost on the blurry path
inhaling the smog
Haiku # 32542, August 24, 2005 6:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
She offered coffee
she offered tea but all I
wanted was the "me"
Haiku # 32541, August 24, 2005 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Was going to pen
"An ode to the TTC"
Decided against
Haiku # 32540, August 24, 2005 11:58 am ET
by Janis
crosby stills and nash
hey hey my my Neil Young
I just get shaky
Haiku # 32539, August 24, 2005 8:43 am ET
by mellie
A black rose, weeping
Decaying in solitude
Unwanted, unloved
Haiku # 32538, August 24, 2005 5:13 am ET
by A Student of Legs
bring back the talent
i know the title says bad
but perhaps less bad
Haiku # 32537, August 24, 2005 3:04 am ET
by ash
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"; press play.
Repeat as needed.
Haiku # 32536, August 24, 2005 2:50 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
you are all mean here
but maybe you are hot chicks
i will speak slowly
Haiku # 32535, August 24, 2005 2:44 am ET
by junktown
Superfluous strokes
Of shitty laptop keyboard
Render naught but crap
Haiku # 32534, August 23, 2005 10:47 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Booking Thursday's flight
Booker T and the MGs
Umm ... Book 'em Danno!
Haiku # 32533, August 23, 2005 10:43 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
New Today's Spongebob
Squarepants sponge...worst marketing
idea like ever
Haiku # 32532, August 23, 2005 3:07 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
"Friendster Gets The Freeze"
The Wall Street Journal tells me
That is so '03.
Haiku # 32531, August 23, 2005 3:03 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Scorched by ammonia
While cooking some crystal meth
Profit exceeds loss
Haiku # 32530, August 23, 2005 1:17 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
my brain's a crouton
floating in a soup of thoughts
seasoned with reasons
Haiku # 32529, August 23, 2005 1:16 am ET
by ash
Braided my ass hair
Then I sprayed on some back hair
Ever so pretty
Haiku # 32528, August 23, 2005 1:14 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
A package arrived
It is not addressed to me
Possession's nine tenths
Haiku # 32527, August 22, 2005 4:06 pm ET
by TheUnseenUndine
Dashboard Hula digs
Bobble Barry Gibb til I
tell her it's Jesus
Haiku # 32526, August 22, 2005 3:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
I'd like genetic
Modification more if
They made booby trees
Haiku # 32525, August 22, 2005 11:34 am ET
by A Student of Natural breast enhancements
Where do my pens go?
Maybe Roger Moore steals them
And colours in hats
Haiku # 32524, August 22, 2005 9:45 am ET
by A Student of Trying to bloody revise
Where is Roger Moore?
I'm sure I put him behind
The box of cornflakes
Haiku # 32523, August 22, 2005 9:15 am ET
by A Student of Bond movies
Prostate expanding
Vas deferens constricting
How complex, pissing?
Haiku # 32522, August 21, 2005 10:52 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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