Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #32558
I said "Some women
find me attractive." She said,
"Those women are drunk!"


Alternate version


I said "Some women
find me attractive." She said,
"Honey, they're all drunk!"
Haiku #32558
Posted: August 29, 2005 2:41 pm ET
Poet & location: Crimson Mind -- Attractive