down at the levee
moreso than ever before
subversive nature
by ash
Mississippi mud
is not a dessert this year
the gulf is just gone
by theunseenundine
drowning in tears
beloved new orleans
we not be jazzin'
by mellie
"Horse Sense"
If it wasn't for
my horse, I wouldn't of spent
that year in college
-- thanks to comedian Lewis Black for the inspiration for this haiku
by Crimson Mind -- "Horse Sense" of Phoenix, AZ
Concede consensus
Condescend cerulean
Cradled consciousness
by Crimson Mind -- "Untitled" of Phoenix, AZ
"Etiolate"
He had a pale face
etiolated from years
in dank, dark pool halls
by Crimson Mind -- "Etiolate" of Phoenix, AZ
"Stogy"
Poker with the boys.
Smelling like a bad stogy
Broke, I hitchhike home.
by Crimson Mind -- "Stogy" of Phoenix, AZ
"Incompetence"
Incompetence is
a level of Management
to which he aspires
-- inspired by Haiku #32577, by Bablets
by Crimson Mind -- "Incompetence"
tried to buy normal
waffle maker at Target,
Damn you, Belgiumites!
by onjaysun of frogtown
had to google "Girl"
to find out she's "sun-eyed", please
e-nun-c-8 Beck
by onjaysun of frogtown
"Call me Loretta,
call me what you will"..No? My
bad, Mr. Seger
by onjaysun of frogtown
incompetence is
a particular disease
that I suffer from
by Bablets
if I could type this
faster than the speed of light
I would but I can't
by Bablets of Fursville
Honorifica-
bilitudinitati-
bus is a long word
by Mort of Paris
like colourless green
time flies like a banana
furiously sleep
by Mort of Paris
run fast they might *but*
thalidomide relay team
fluffs the baton pass
by ash
To the bank I go
To cash the cheques that I have
So that I'm not poor
by A Student of Beards
I've been to Norway
Ravi and DJ Lov are
Rather terrible
by A Student of Although a more humorous and less unpleasant number 1 than that frog
Once there was a man
Who could run very quickly
But he had no arms
by A Student of Jive
sore throat from yelling
why won't they listen to me
just invisible
by theunseenundine
shell of a human
behind a vacuous smile
an emptier brain
by ash
Mini camera
in my cell phone lets me take
surreptitious pix.
by TheUnseenUndine
Don't you be fooled now,
This one's just got a bad case
Of the lookie-there's.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
A generation
Meeting in the dark places
Speaking in hushed tones.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Lo! Idealism,
Scourge of a voracious youth.
"Handsome, empty youth."
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Methamphetamines:
American like it's a'
Goin' out of style.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
it's out of its tree
from an anarchic circle
the bipolar bear
by ash
Whys Tommy Lee hot?
What do women see in him?
Fame? Cash? Tats? Tripod?
by Crimson Mind -- Whats Tommy Got That I Dont?
Pablo Picasso
An iconoclastic artist
Challenged arts ideals
by Crimson Mind -- Iconoclast
Like fine wine, some things
get better with age, but I
age more like fine milk
by Crimson Mind -- Aging
I said "Some women
find me attractive." She said,
"Those women are drunk!"
Alternate version
I said "Some women
find me attractive." She said,
"Honey, they're all drunk!"
by Crimson Mind -- Attractive
I wish I were rich
I wish I were good looking
I wish I had hair
I wish I liked myself too
I wish these wishes come true
-- inspired by the Pearl Jam song, "Wish List"
by Crimson Mind -- Wish List (a Tanka)
Men, like bank accounts
Don't generate much interest
If they have no cash
by Crimson Mind -- A woman once told me...
Katrina, that b*tch,
only drinks Bourbon St. and
water, never tips
by onjaysun of frogtown
Political hacks
cover their tracks, obscuring
facts and changing tacks.
by TheUnseenUndine
sad about your nose
to paraphrase joe cocker
blow me a river
by ash
I just sneezed again.
Where's my antihistamines?
I need a new nose.
by TheUnseenUndine
No green hat or tie
no little BooBoo, whadda
bear disappointment
by onjaysun of frogtown
First, wild turkeys, now
a black bear runs in front of
my car, NATURE ROCKS!
by onjaysun of frogtown
Pie pie pie pie pie
Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie
I like to think pie
by A Student of Pie
I like leprosy
It can lead to peoples' arms
And legs falling off
by A Student of Socks
an eight inch year
taller than a hobbit now
birthday girl ruby
by mellie
four years three feet eight
patty cakes yellow and green
with lots of sprinkles
by mellie
i have my limits
i would give my life for you
but not my lifetime
by ash
It's slowly sucking
and not at a pleasant pace
leaving red circles
by Betty LeBomb
Iffn' don't have a
grin leevin' 2 Score Vergin
y'all ain't hooked up rite!
by onjaysun of frogtown
Oh, Los Angeles
I'm lost on the blurry path
inhaling the smog
by Betty LeBomb
She offered coffee
she offered tea but all I
wanted was the "me"
by onjaysun of frogtown
Was going to pen
"An ode to the TTC"
Decided against
by Janis
crosby stills and nash
hey hey my my Neil Young
I just get shaky
by mellie
