the start of the end
i'm not an american
but it gets my vote
by ash
allahu akbar
my god's bigger than your god
deity envy
by ash
It is not a start.
Words full of sound and fury
signifying zip.
by Dissenter
god is such a wag
that's intelligent design ?
blow me, katrina
by ash
creativity...
is it limited by age?
does it ever end?
by An old soul
george says he's sorry
for being such a fuck up
i guess that's a start
by ash
Really, when I say
"Take it easy", I'm thinking
"What did I do wrong?"
by Liza Lot of Ohio
in my cranium
somewhere in the frontal lobes
lurk subversive thoughts
by ash
I have just wasted
Seven seconds of your life
Whilst you have read this
by Time Waster
Iraq is such fun
rich people should not pay tax
debt is a good thing
by Mort of Paris
numbers are falling
but do you think it's a trend
or just some false stats?
by Statistician of Political Currents
strange noise, I blame dog,
he blames me but really just
geese flying over
by onjaysun of frogtown
Yearning is still there
Maybe medication will help?
I hope it subsides
by Jonathan
I had a yearning
To post a haiku on here
Now it's satisfied
by Jonathan
Tumescence be damned
Engorged penile tissue, ouch
Priapism's hard
by Maestro of Manhattan
differences between
they attract charged particles
yet repel people
by ash
this life continues
much like many other lives
except more mucus
by ash
I remember when
a dollar fifty seemed like
way too much for gas
by Exxon Mobile Tiger
Don't need no raise or
title Mr. Boss Man, just
them lime Otter Pops
by onjaysun of frogtown
i'm sick of coughing
but unless i stop breathing
it's more of the same
by ash
I don't have a house
Next year I shall be homeless
But still a student
by A Student of Housing adverts
Kinda hits you like
a coconut to the head,
Gilligan be dead
by onjaysun of frogtown (miss ya little buddy)
Let's make fossil fuel
from some old admin fossils...
no gas shortage then.
by Out of Gas Driver
Wanna fill me up,
for a fill-up, Phillip? The
Gas "Ho-in" begins
by onjaysun of frogtown
Johann Santana
One two three strikes you are out
That Beaner can pitch
by the monkey butler of Pittsburgh
bound to be shaken
no doctor no doctor no
take pussy galore
by mellie
get shaken and stirred
beware of complex bondage
whilst being rogered
by ash
Roger Moore may hide
inside the Kornflake box of
Konnery-but-Less
by Kornflake haiku revision from Klover
my boobs hurt... somewhere
it must be my period ~
Ghost of Hormone past [.]
by Anonymous Poet
Roger Moore made hide
inside the Kornflake box called:
Konnery-but-Less
by Klover of the o.c.
Beware applying
phenomenological
approaches in God
by Mort of Paris
Get back to the house
Let in by someone who should
Not be at home now
by A Student of She said she was going to the Peak district
Wake up on a train
Why am I in Huddersfield?
I should be in Hull
by A Student of Alcohol
new orleans ? yo, george !
as successful as iraq
but closer to home
by ash
lymphomania
some say it's a gland problem
when cancer fucks you
by ash
zero tolerance
three strikes and you are out Bush
shame shame shame end game
by mellie
No, I'm not a heff-a-lump
by Anonymous Poet
Big ole heff-a-lump
Double bubble butt and chin.
Fatty fatty fuck.
by heffa
Mina and Sunsi
The root of all that is wrong
With indoor plumbing
by gotha_girl
Bald-ass, hairless fuck.
Chemo lovin' motha fuck.
Cancer is a bitch
by lympho
I eat library paste
My cat's breath smells like cat food
Ralph Wiggum is God
by Mina
Second Wind Fitness
Can Suck My Tiny white Dick
Save money my ass!
by El Hefe
Awoke with a bone
Makes my pee-pee spray crooked.
Life is such a Bitch!
by Gaffa_girl
She has to rewrite
Technology not her strength
Get the abacus
by Joe Sixpack, Sr
Damn that chick of mine
Forces me to Perkins now
Coffee and french fries
by Bob, the other white meat
Oh Digital God
Binary Lover of all Men
Super Cyber Sex
by Anonymous Poet
a resurection
with no mary to wake me
bad haiku resumed
by ap of US
fuck you mcdonald's
salads dont come in a cup, damn
your dollar menu
by =) of Anywhere Usa
superdome nightmare
woke up to man on my roof
high pressure cleaning
by mellie
People that work in
Highway reststops hate clean teeth
They like spacious rot
by Kackarott of somewhere in in Wisconsin
