Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 57 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

the stars swinging free
the pines moving like women
my thumb in your ass
Haiku # 32261, July 22, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this dream ends the same
for thousands of short years
over and over
Haiku # 32260, July 22, 2005 11:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
if i was a horse
i'd often be thinking
this is such bullshit
Haiku # 32259, July 22, 2005 11:08 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Much thanks going out
appreciation abounds
hurray for Janis
Haiku # 32258, July 22, 2005 9:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Rudimentary
Searching Capabilities
They have been added
Haiku # 32257, July 22, 2005 4:25 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Such clever wordplay
Draws a smile upon my face
I congratulate
Haiku # 32256, July 22, 2005 2:55 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh my dearest Ash,
You are most hilarious.
All sincerity.
Haiku # 32255, July 22, 2005 2:54 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
toyworld IVF
barbie wants a family
ken comes in a box
Haiku # 32254, July 22, 2005 4:17 am ET
by mellie
onan was a jerk
and jonah came in a whale
religion is sick
Haiku # 32253, July 22, 2005 3:59 am ET
by ash
T-Shirts in Series.
Here's the current installment:
Onanism Rules.
Haiku # 32252, July 21, 2005 10:01 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
No offense, dear Ash.
I, too, comprehend the jest.
Infinite as 'tis.
Haiku # 32251, July 21, 2005 9:58 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
to communicate
terrorists use their cell phones
and then smoke signals
Haiku # 32250, July 21, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ash
ring around the moon
a rizla full of posy
and we all fall down
Haiku # 32249, July 21, 2005 9:13 am ET
by ash
cool running water
tears running down baby face
I felt sick in guts
Haiku # 32248, July 21, 2005 6:22 am ET
by mellie
ruby tripped over
falling towards the fire
little hand was burned
Haiku # 32247, July 21, 2005 6:18 am ET
by mellie
you can count on me
bad haiku five five five damn
let me start again
Haiku # 32246, July 21, 2005 6:07 am ET
by Mellie
Glad to see you folks
I knew this would all be back
like a boomarang

(just kidding about the moxie post)
Haiku # 32245, July 21, 2005 2:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Reign of terror is back
this is better than psychodelic tivo
bring it on, y'all
Haiku # 32244, July 21, 2005 2:37 am ET
by Moxie
Terrorist alert
is slowly rising higher
bringing out the worst
Haiku # 32243, July 21, 2005 2:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A plug for a friend
crazydeathmonkey dot com
his videos rule
Haiku # 32242, July 21, 2005 2:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My new t-shirt says:
Pharmacology Doth Rule!
Screw the FDA
Haiku # 32241, July 21, 2005 2:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tilt head in prayer
lift the bottle way, way up
towards my god's sky
Haiku # 32240, July 21, 2005 2:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wish there was a search
can't seem to find the haiku
that I am missing
Haiku # 32239, July 21, 2005 2:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Found you on the bed
barely making any noise
bound up and ball-gagged
Haiku # 32238, July 21, 2005 2:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
True addictions come
back so effortlessly, rust
falls away quickly
Haiku # 32237, July 21, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tilt head in prayer
lift the bottle way, way up
towards the night sky
Haiku # 32236, July 21, 2005 2:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
you can chew on this
don't swallow all that i say
there's often a gag
Haiku # 32235, July 20, 2005 9:04 pm ET
by ash
i mean what i write
ambiguous by intent
so analyse that
Haiku # 32234, July 20, 2005 8:58 pm ET
by ash
i want to go home,
but for now i will just cry:
'why oh why oh why.'
Haiku # 32233, July 20, 2005 2:58 pm ET
by Mr. Bill of God-forsaken New Jersey
Blakean excess
En route to wisdom's palace.
Dash legislation!
Haiku # 32232, July 20, 2005 2:11 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
If by take 'em down
You mean ingest with pleasure
I exclaim, "Hurrah!"
Haiku # 32231, July 20, 2005 2:08 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
pharmaceuticals
when it comes to us or them
time to take 'em down
Haiku # 32230, July 20, 2005 10:28 am ET
by ash
Oh, hyperbole!
So often misunderstood.
Seek analysis.
Haiku # 32229, July 20, 2005 10:07 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
perhaps not too good
but that's the trouble with drugs
you can't count on them
Haiku # 32228, July 20, 2005 9:12 am ET
by ash
paradox of drugs
they can make you feel right bad
even when they're good good
Haiku # 32227, July 20, 2005 9:11 am ET
by ash
partly crumpled mime
gesticulating wildly
as the truck backs up
Haiku # 32226, July 20, 2005 8:55 am ET
by ash
A ten pound rufee
has fallen into my brain
and bruised my haiku
Haiku # 32225, July 19, 2005 10:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Screw the FDA
Pharmacology doth rule
Hooray for all drugs
Haiku # 32224, July 19, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
this grandmother is
her mother's little helper
I should be on drugs
Haiku # 32223, July 19, 2005 9:57 am ET
by mellie
if your back is sore
see a physio
right pain in the neck
Haiku # 32222, July 19, 2005 9:49 am ET
by mellie
sore neck and headache
some physiotherapy
and now my back hurts
Haiku # 32221, July 19, 2005 8:09 am ET
by ash
my cat is on drugs
freaked out by a three year old
the hunter hunted
Haiku # 32220, July 19, 2005 8:01 am ET
by ash
Oh, my fair Portland
finally your skies are blue, but
but your sun is red
Haiku # 32219, July 18, 2005 9:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hot on the inside,
says my friend from Thailand, means
cool on the outside
Haiku # 32218, July 18, 2005 9:36 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cat is sweating
one little tiny droplet
on his furless nose
Haiku # 32217, July 18, 2005 9:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Ninety-five degrees
I demand insulation
imediately
Haiku # 32216, July 18, 2005 9:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ah, letter got lost
I could scream and scream and scream
now under control
Haiku # 32215, July 18, 2005 2:35 am ET
by mellie
podiatrists dream
don't want to hurt you really
trying not to sceam
Haiku # 32214, July 18, 2005 2:32 am ET
by mellie
as day follows night
after not quite enough sleep
not enough awake
Haiku # 32213, July 18, 2005 2:19 am ET
by ash
sexual tension
if you build it, they will come
a field of wet dreams
Haiku # 32212, July 18, 2005 2:17 am ET
by ash
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