Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 57 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

Hot on the inside,
says my friend from Thailand, means
cool on the outside
Haiku # 32218, July 18, 2005 9:36 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cat is sweating
one little tiny droplet
on his furless nose
Haiku # 32217, July 18, 2005 9:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Ninety-five degrees
I demand insulation
imediately
Haiku # 32216, July 18, 2005 9:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ah, letter got lost
I could scream and scream and scream
now under control
Haiku # 32215, July 18, 2005 2:35 am ET
by mellie
podiatrists dream
don't want to hurt you really
trying not to sceam
Haiku # 32214, July 18, 2005 2:32 am ET
by mellie
as day follows night
after not quite enough sleep
not enough awake
Haiku # 32213, July 18, 2005 2:19 am ET
by ash
sexual tension
if you build it, they will come
a field of wet dreams
Haiku # 32212, July 18, 2005 2:17 am ET
by ash
i love fingernails
i adore a quick nibble
oh! so cuticle
Haiku # 32211, July 18, 2005 2:04 am ET
by ash
She is a shemale?!?
With those gigantic tit bombs
I would shift her stick
Haiku # 32210, July 17, 2005 11:34 pm ET
by kackarott
Cops pull me over
"Sorry doesn't cut it pal!"
But drunk charm does, hee.
Haiku # 32209, July 17, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by Kackarott
Insolent Tivo
You are o so hackable
Yet you're still broken
Haiku # 32208, July 17, 2005 9:24 pm ET
by Janis
that there is no spoon
neo learned eventually
fucking idiot
Haiku # 32207, July 17, 2005 9:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sunday morn' malaise
Mourning my lazy son, Dee
Lame-ass poetry
Haiku # 32206, July 17, 2005 11:19 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Crazy crazy night...
blackout--now there's a human
head in the hamper
Haiku # 32205, July 16, 2005 3:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's hot and humid
shiny, puffy, and greazy
a purple tumor
Haiku # 32204, July 15, 2005 7:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sliding rapidly
Down a banister of H
Morpheus descends
Haiku # 32203, July 15, 2005 7:22 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Stimulants abound
Perspiration saturates
Do you hear those snakes?
Haiku # 32202, July 15, 2005 7:19 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Back is tightening
with stressful office yoga
it pulls me backwards
Haiku # 32201, July 15, 2005 4:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Did coke for first time
SUPERMANXRAYVISION!
...still sex runs from me...
Haiku # 32200, July 15, 2005 3:22 pm ET
by kackarott
while fucking on drugs
i found myself in mid-thrust
thinking about stars
Haiku # 32199, July 15, 2005 3:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my blue-eyed boss yelled
the director of sales stared
calmly i zipped up
Haiku # 32198, July 15, 2005 3:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grueling, thirsty work
sweating in a cloud of bugs
cupping my nutsack
Haiku # 32197, July 15, 2005 2:55 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
a stress ball is squeezed,
minutes are an eternity;
life's not meant for this.
Haiku # 32196, July 15, 2005 11:14 am ET
by Mr. Bill of Freakin Jersey
bad melon bleeds toxic;
the noxious fumes spewing forth
can down an elephant.
Haiku # 32195, July 15, 2005 11:05 am ET
by Mr. Bill of Jersey.
Gonna get some beer
a nice bitter IPA
no twist-offs tonight
Haiku # 32194, July 14, 2005 9:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It really rains here
steadily through the winter
until cars have moss
Haiku # 32193, July 14, 2005 1:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
the clock ticks slowly
bereft of inspiration
before the next yawn
Haiku # 32192, July 13, 2005 11:26 pm ET
by ash
Brain dead cpu
or maybe slow megahertz
I'm up too early
Haiku # 32191, July 13, 2005 10:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
a new computer
all packed up in its boxes
dell dell dell dell dell

more cables routers
old verandah new office
new printer flat screen
Haiku # 32190, July 13, 2005 8:34 am ET
by mellie - twice as bad haiku of diddillibah
raked by random kicks
enough of insomnia
back in your own bed
Haiku # 32189, July 13, 2005 8:05 am ET
by ash
jihad o jihad
why are you acting so bad ?
it's all a bit sad
Haiku # 32188, July 13, 2005 7:59 am ET
by ash
Time slides towards night
for me, an easy motion
noon is now morning
Haiku # 32187, July 12, 2005 7:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A SparcStation 10
Came to my door yesterday
More old computers
Haiku # 32186, July 12, 2005 1:48 pm ET
by Janis
Pondering a quaff;
10, ante meridian.
Back, Dionysus!
Haiku # 32185, July 12, 2005 10:01 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh, sobriety!
Totalitarian brute!
Escape the shackles!
Haiku # 32184, July 12, 2005 9:58 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
inebriation:
such a reliable muse
pass me the bottle
Haiku # 32183, July 12, 2005 9:56 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Really really re
ally really really re
ally really drunk
Haiku # 32182, July 12, 2005 2:56 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's really really
really really really not
very creative
Haiku # 32181, July 12, 2005 2:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hard, cold, unfeeling
a frost bitten chicken leg
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 32180, July 12, 2005 1:58 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Chicken leg adhered
to the side of my freezer
frozen in time-space
Haiku # 32179, July 12, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
out of the ashes
there's something flickering now
grandma had a cock
Haiku # 32178, July 11, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by mellie of diddillibah
nothing coming up
a bad haiku kind of blurr
so out of practice
Haiku # 32177, July 11, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by mellie of diddillibah
It's really crunchy
and dry, full of husks and air
popcorn burrito
Haiku # 32176, July 11, 2005 10:55 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
in my clumsy haste
i forgot to take credit
for the previous
Haiku # 32175, July 11, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
hiatus of verse
my skills have lain languishing
till the siren's call
Haiku # 32174, July 11, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have addictions
wrapped up in black velvet cloth
locked behind a door
Haiku # 32173, July 11, 2005 10:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
it came back to me
something bad that had gone down
sort of like vomit
Haiku # 32172, July 11, 2005 9:54 pm ET
by ash
as i got older
people said i should grow up
but i haven't yet
Haiku # 32171, July 11, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
after far too long
turn the medium to heat
let there be haiku
Haiku # 32170, July 11, 2005 9:48 pm ET
by ash
Sneaky cat was stunned
up on the counter top by
red demon curry
Haiku # 32169, July 11, 2005 8:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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