Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

Sliding rapidly
Down a banister of H
Morpheus descends
Haiku # 32203, July 15, 2005 7:22 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Stimulants abound
Perspiration saturates
Do you hear those snakes?
Haiku # 32202, July 15, 2005 7:19 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Back is tightening
with stressful office yoga
it pulls me backwards
Haiku # 32201, July 15, 2005 4:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Did coke for first time
SUPERMANXRAYVISION!
...still sex runs from me...
Haiku # 32200, July 15, 2005 3:22 pm ET
by kackarott
while fucking on drugs
i found myself in mid-thrust
thinking about stars
Haiku # 32199, July 15, 2005 3:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my blue-eyed boss yelled
the director of sales stared
calmly i zipped up
Haiku # 32198, July 15, 2005 3:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grueling, thirsty work
sweating in a cloud of bugs
cupping my nutsack
Haiku # 32197, July 15, 2005 2:55 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
a stress ball is squeezed,
minutes are an eternity;
life's not meant for this.
Haiku # 32196, July 15, 2005 11:14 am ET
by Mr. Bill of Freakin Jersey
bad melon bleeds toxic;
the noxious fumes spewing forth
can down an elephant.
Haiku # 32195, July 15, 2005 11:05 am ET
by Mr. Bill of Jersey.
Gonna get some beer
a nice bitter IPA
no twist-offs tonight
Haiku # 32194, July 14, 2005 9:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It really rains here
steadily through the winter
until cars have moss
Haiku # 32193, July 14, 2005 1:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
the clock ticks slowly
bereft of inspiration
before the next yawn
Haiku # 32192, July 13, 2005 11:26 pm ET
by ash
Brain dead cpu
or maybe slow megahertz
I'm up too early
Haiku # 32191, July 13, 2005 10:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
a new computer
all packed up in its boxes
dell dell dell dell dell

more cables routers
old verandah new office
new printer flat screen
Haiku # 32190, July 13, 2005 8:34 am ET
by mellie - twice as bad haiku of diddillibah
raked by random kicks
enough of insomnia
back in your own bed
Haiku # 32189, July 13, 2005 8:05 am ET
by ash
jihad o jihad
why are you acting so bad ?
it's all a bit sad
Haiku # 32188, July 13, 2005 7:59 am ET
by ash
Time slides towards night
for me, an easy motion
noon is now morning
Haiku # 32187, July 12, 2005 7:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A SparcStation 10
Came to my door yesterday
More old computers
Haiku # 32186, July 12, 2005 1:48 pm ET
by Janis
Pondering a quaff;
10, ante meridian.
Back, Dionysus!
Haiku # 32185, July 12, 2005 10:01 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh, sobriety!
Totalitarian brute!
Escape the shackles!
Haiku # 32184, July 12, 2005 9:58 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
inebriation:
such a reliable muse
pass me the bottle
Haiku # 32183, July 12, 2005 9:56 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Really really re
ally really really re
ally really drunk
Haiku # 32182, July 12, 2005 2:56 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's really really
really really really not
very creative
Haiku # 32181, July 12, 2005 2:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hard, cold, unfeeling
a frost bitten chicken leg
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 32180, July 12, 2005 1:58 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Chicken leg adhered
to the side of my freezer
frozen in time-space
Haiku # 32179, July 12, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
out of the ashes
there's something flickering now
grandma had a cock
Haiku # 32178, July 11, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by mellie of diddillibah
nothing coming up
a bad haiku kind of blurr
so out of practice
Haiku # 32177, July 11, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by mellie of diddillibah
It's really crunchy
and dry, full of husks and air
popcorn burrito
Haiku # 32176, July 11, 2005 10:55 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
in my clumsy haste
i forgot to take credit
for the previous
Haiku # 32175, July 11, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
hiatus of verse
my skills have lain languishing
till the siren's call
Haiku # 32174, July 11, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have addictions
wrapped up in black velvet cloth
locked behind a door
Haiku # 32173, July 11, 2005 10:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
it came back to me
something bad that had gone down
sort of like vomit
Haiku # 32172, July 11, 2005 9:54 pm ET
by ash
as i got older
people said i should grow up
but i haven't yet
Haiku # 32171, July 11, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
after far too long
turn the medium to heat
let there be haiku
Haiku # 32170, July 11, 2005 9:48 pm ET
by ash
Sneaky cat was stunned
up on the counter top by
red demon curry
Haiku # 32169, July 11, 2005 8:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Off to jog away
a ring of floatation gel
that could lift a saab
Haiku # 32168, July 11, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, yes it's brown
and yes it's covered with mold
but it loves me so
Haiku # 32167, July 11, 2005 7:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Summer roses bloom
holding their velvet petals
high into the breeze
Haiku # 32166, July 11, 2005 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
These wheels have rusted,
wet belts are now squeaking, but
I'm ready to roll
Haiku # 32165, July 11, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Cresting tsunami
Composed of naught but whiskey
Tumbling back to soil
Haiku # 32164, July 9, 2005 2:42 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Thank you, Dear Janis
I shall return in due time
I adore your page
Haiku # 32163, July 8, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
The archived poems
They all still exist but the
Search page is broken.
Haiku # 32162, July 8, 2005 11:55 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
What in Hell happened
To the index of poems?
Feeling nostalgic.
Haiku # 32161, July 7, 2005 3:05 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
The trouble with things
The real trouble with things
Oh just nevermind
Haiku # 32160, July 5, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Appropriatness
The relaunch of Bad Haiku
Five / Seven / O Five
Haiku # 32159, July 5, 2005 10:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
so ash...how are you?
can you let me know via
this wonderful site?
Haiku # 32153, June 18, 2003 4:45 am ET
by I know even you can figure this one out
So anyway, I
guess haiku lives once again
without william.....
Haiku # 32152, June 18, 2003 4:44 am ET
by ash
poor william...fingers must be
itching right now for posting his stupidity
Haiku # 32148, June 13, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i must confess, i am William
Nippress as well. I am sorry I have
lied to you all and tried to fool you.
So, cant we just all be friends?
Haiku # 32144, June 10, 2003 11:20 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Looks like William Nippress hasn't
brushed his teeth in years and
he also needs to bathe now and
then so he doesn't stink up the
haiku room....
Haiku # 32142, June 10, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Hello Kitty
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