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Haiku # 32162 July 8, 2005 11:55 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
What in Hell happened
To the index of poems?
Feeling nostalgic.
Haiku # 32161 July 7, 2005 3:05 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
The trouble with things
The real trouble with things
Oh just nevermind
Haiku # 32160 July 5, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Appropriatness
The relaunch of Bad Haiku
Five / Seven / O Five
Haiku # 32159 July 5, 2005 10:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
so ash...how are you?
can you let me know via
this wonderful site?
Haiku # 32153 June 18, 2003 4:45 am ET
by I know even you can figure this one out
So anyway, I
guess haiku lives once again
without william.....
Haiku # 32152 June 18, 2003 4:44 am ET
by ash
poor william...fingers must be
itching right now for posting his stupidity
Haiku # 32148 June 13, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i must confess, i am William
Nippress as well. I am sorry I have
lied to you all and tried to fool you.
So, cant we just all be friends?
Haiku # 32144 June 10, 2003 11:20 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Looks like William Nippress hasn't
brushed his teeth in years and
he also needs to bathe now and
then so he doesn't stink up the
haiku room....
Haiku # 32142 June 10, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress is the
same person hacking the name of
all kinds of people in here and
trying to make them look bad....
what a shame...you must be from
europe or something....
Haiku # 32141 June 10, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress should
go back to where he came from
and leave us respectable haiku
authors alone....
Haiku # 32140 June 10, 2003 11:10 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress has
been shagged like a cockroach...
Haiku # 32139 June 10, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Hello Kitty
"Don't con me Biff!!"

Marty McFly, Back to the Future
circa 1985
Haiku # 32138 June 10, 2003 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Looks like you were humiliated
Mr. Nippress
Haiku # 32137 June 10, 2003 11:04 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32136 June 10, 2003 11:03 am ET
by WILLIAM (ZABADOOEY, BUT OF COURSE YOU ALL KNEW IT WAS ME....) Nippress
Helping me
Haiku # 32135 June 10, 2003 8:42 am ET
by William Nippress
it's about counting
seventeen is the number
again and again
Haiku # 32134 June 10, 2003 8:39 am ET
by ash
Please write in my name
Since you want competition
You
Haiku # 32133 June 10, 2003 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Not mine but keep it up
With your help I
Haiku # 32132 June 10, 2003 8:32 am ET
by William Nippress
1) ash: 1626
2) William Nippress: 1401
3) Moxie: 1317
Haiku # 32131 June 10, 2003 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
32129 note mine:
Haiku # 32130 June 10, 2003 8:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32129 June 10, 2003 8:22 am ET
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS (ZABADOOEY)
Wind blows words away
Thanks you guys that was such fun
Unheard I retire
Haiku # 32126 June 10, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I refuse to accept
Limits placed on me by others
Who
Haiku # 32125 June 10, 2003 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
I understand myself
I just don
Haiku # 32124 June 10, 2003 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress
the truest understanding of reality
comes from undrstanding ones self
And how you relate to the world
Haiku # 32123 June 10, 2003 5:01 am ET
by searle of no here
Sorry for the delays
Phone line keeps dropping cutsoff May be all this rain
Haiku # 32122 June 10, 2003 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Never settle back
Why? Because where is the limit?
Must find out myself
Haiku # 32121 June 10, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
........immortality comes
to those who are strong enough
..........to believe in it
Haiku # 32120 June 10, 2003 4:55 am ET
by ronin@somysoulsays
Can
Haiku # 32119 June 10, 2003 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress
........being a mortal
is no reason to lose hope
.....and lack joy in life
Haiku # 32118 June 10, 2003 4:49 am ET
by ronin@cheeruppeopletheworldisourstodiscoverandsavor!
I don
Haiku # 32117 June 10, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
.....ah a classic angst*
but why not instead be just
...content with this life**
.
.
.........(* - maybe)
.
.
(** - embracing what life has
to offer and doing our best to
..make life rewarding to the
..to the best of our abilities)
Haiku # 32116 June 10, 2003 4:44 am ET
by ronin
Gift given to some!
Ability to convey
True essence of meaning
Haiku # 32115 June 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Will' will expanding, contracting
Dedicated to understanding through communication of ideas
The same problem again, reflections of self
Haiku # 32114 June 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by Searle of in wills will he willed his will to the willing
.......you aint retired yet
but how come you do have time
.........to travel and fly
Haiku # 32113 June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by ronin
If you won
Haiku # 32112 June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
A cry for reason and immortality
smeared in paint for all to see
Yet no one hears or sees more than their own reflection
Haiku # 32111 June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by searle of blah blah
An abstracted view of the reality we live
Viewable in two dimensions, three
And in the fourth
Haiku # 32110 June 10, 2003 4:36 am ET
by Searle of wanking on
Art is expansionist
As a means of expression
My will over yours
Haiku # 32109 June 10, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
.........different values
make for different treatments
.....thus making art...lost
.
.
..(what is unappreciated may
..still be art - take zabadooey
............for example)
Haiku # 32108 June 10, 2003 4:35 am ET
by ronin@thisisstartingtogetcomplicated
Art is society
Art is personal
Art is what anyone chooses it to be
Art is images for peoples walls mostly
Haiku # 32107 June 10, 2003 4:33 am ET
by Searle of art is pointless
.....what is art indeed
.it may be an expression
...of culture or thought
.
.
(regardless of the viewer,
...........at times)
Haiku # 32106 June 10, 2003 4:30 am ET
by ronin@isuppose
Always up 5.30 (am)
Some responsibilities
And go to bed late
Haiku # 32105 June 10, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Innate taste for some
Is often correctly used
Instinct is just right
Haiku # 32104 June 10, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Thought SF and Mox
New Yorkers, US at least
How do you know this?
Haiku # 32103 June 10, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
People do not care to understand
Desire is enough, for the masses
they don't know art but they know what they like
Haiku # 32102 June 10, 2003 4:23 am ET
by Searle of art for beginners
......you're up so early
or staying up quite too late
......what is the matter
Haiku # 32101 June 10, 2003 4:21 am ET
by ronin
weights make me feel good about myself
weights unlifed make me feel guilty
weights taunt me
Haiku # 32100 June 10, 2003 4:20 am ET
by searle of fat city gut patrol
Desire is not enough
To know why? One must have some
Understanding
Haiku # 32099 June 10, 2003 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress