Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

hiatus of verse
my skills have lain languishing
till the siren's call
Haiku # 32174, July 11, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have addictions
wrapped up in black velvet cloth
locked behind a door
Haiku # 32173, July 11, 2005 10:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
it came back to me
something bad that had gone down
sort of like vomit
Haiku # 32172, July 11, 2005 9:54 pm ET
by ash
as i got older
people said i should grow up
but i haven't yet
Haiku # 32171, July 11, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
after far too long
turn the medium to heat
let there be haiku
Haiku # 32170, July 11, 2005 9:48 pm ET
by ash
Sneaky cat was stunned
up on the counter top by
red demon curry
Haiku # 32169, July 11, 2005 8:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Off to jog away
a ring of floatation gel
that could lift a saab
Haiku # 32168, July 11, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, yes it's brown
and yes it's covered with mold
but it loves me so
Haiku # 32167, July 11, 2005 7:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Summer roses bloom
holding their velvet petals
high into the breeze
Haiku # 32166, July 11, 2005 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
These wheels have rusted,
wet belts are now squeaking, but
I'm ready to roll
Haiku # 32165, July 11, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Cresting tsunami
Composed of naught but whiskey
Tumbling back to soil
Haiku # 32164, July 9, 2005 2:42 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Thank you, Dear Janis
I shall return in due time
I adore your page
Haiku # 32163, July 8, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
The archived poems
They all still exist but the
Search page is broken.
Haiku # 32162, July 8, 2005 11:55 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
What in Hell happened
To the index of poems?
Feeling nostalgic.
Haiku # 32161, July 7, 2005 3:05 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
The trouble with things
The real trouble with things
Oh just nevermind
Haiku # 32160, July 5, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Appropriatness
The relaunch of Bad Haiku
Five / Seven / O Five
Haiku # 32159, July 5, 2005 10:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
so ash...how are you?
can you let me know via
this wonderful site?
Haiku # 32153, June 18, 2003 4:45 am ET
by I know even you can figure this one out
So anyway, I
guess haiku lives once again
without william.....
Haiku # 32152, June 18, 2003 4:44 am ET
by ash
poor william...fingers must be
itching right now for posting his stupidity
Haiku # 32148, June 13, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i must confess, i am William
Nippress as well. I am sorry I have
lied to you all and tried to fool you.
So, cant we just all be friends?
Haiku # 32144, June 10, 2003 11:20 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Looks like William Nippress hasn't
brushed his teeth in years and
he also needs to bathe now and
then so he doesn't stink up the
haiku room....
Haiku # 32142, June 10, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress is the
same person hacking the name of
all kinds of people in here and
trying to make them look bad....
what a shame...you must be from
europe or something....
Haiku # 32141, June 10, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress should
go back to where he came from
and leave us respectable haiku
authors alone....
Haiku # 32140, June 10, 2003 11:10 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress has
been shagged like a cockroach...
Haiku # 32139, June 10, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Hello Kitty
"Don't con me Biff!!"

Marty McFly, Back to the Future
circa 1985
Haiku # 32138, June 10, 2003 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Looks like you were humiliated
Mr. Nippress
Haiku # 32137, June 10, 2003 11:04 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32136, June 10, 2003 11:03 am ET
by WILLIAM (ZABADOOEY, BUT OF COURSE YOU ALL KNEW IT WAS ME....) Nippress
Helping me
Haiku # 32135, June 10, 2003 8:42 am ET
by William Nippress
it's about counting
seventeen is the number
again and again
Haiku # 32134, June 10, 2003 8:39 am ET
by ash
Please write in my name
Since you want competition
You
Haiku # 32133, June 10, 2003 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Not mine but keep it up
With your help I
Haiku # 32132, June 10, 2003 8:32 am ET
by William Nippress
1) ash: 1626
2) William Nippress: 1401
3) Moxie: 1317
Haiku # 32131, June 10, 2003 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
32129 note mine:
Haiku # 32130, June 10, 2003 8:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32129, June 10, 2003 8:22 am ET
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS (ZABADOOEY)
Wind blows words away
Thanks you guys that was such fun
Unheard I retire
Haiku # 32126, June 10, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I refuse to accept
Limits placed on me by others
Who
Haiku # 32125, June 10, 2003 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
I understand myself
I just don
Haiku # 32124, June 10, 2003 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress
the truest understanding of reality
comes from undrstanding ones self
And how you relate to the world
Haiku # 32123, June 10, 2003 5:01 am ET
by searle of no here
Sorry for the delays
Phone line keeps dropping cutsoff May be all this rain
Haiku # 32122, June 10, 2003 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Never settle back
Why? Because where is the limit?
Must find out myself
Haiku # 32121, June 10, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
........immortality comes
to those who are strong enough
..........to believe in it
Haiku # 32120, June 10, 2003 4:55 am ET
by ronin@somysoulsays
Can
Haiku # 32119, June 10, 2003 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress
........being a mortal
is no reason to lose hope
.....and lack joy in life
Haiku # 32118, June 10, 2003 4:49 am ET
by ronin@cheeruppeopletheworldisourstodiscoverandsavor!
I don
Haiku # 32117, June 10, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
.....ah a classic angst*
but why not instead be just
...content with this life**
.
.
.........(* - maybe)
.
.
(** - embracing what life has
to offer and doing our best to
..make life rewarding to the
..to the best of our abilities)
Haiku # 32116, June 10, 2003 4:44 am ET
by ronin
Gift given to some!
Ability to convey
True essence of meaning
Haiku # 32115, June 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Will' will expanding, contracting
Dedicated to understanding through communication of ideas
The same problem again, reflections of self
Haiku # 32114, June 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by Searle of in wills will he willed his will to the willing
.......you aint retired yet
but how come you do have time
.........to travel and fly
Haiku # 32113, June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by ronin
If you won
Haiku # 32112, June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
A cry for reason and immortality
smeared in paint for all to see
Yet no one hears or sees more than their own reflection
Haiku # 32111, June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by searle of blah blah
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