Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

it came back to me
something bad that had gone down
sort of like vomit
Haiku # 32172, July 11, 2005 9:54 pm ET
by ash
as i got older
people said i should grow up
but i haven't yet
Haiku # 32171, July 11, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
after far too long
turn the medium to heat
let there be haiku
Haiku # 32170, July 11, 2005 9:48 pm ET
by ash
Sneaky cat was stunned
up on the counter top by
red demon curry
Haiku # 32169, July 11, 2005 8:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Off to jog away
a ring of floatation gel
that could lift a saab
Haiku # 32168, July 11, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, yes it's brown
and yes it's covered with mold
but it loves me so
Haiku # 32167, July 11, 2005 7:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Summer roses bloom
holding their velvet petals
high into the breeze
Haiku # 32166, July 11, 2005 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
These wheels have rusted,
wet belts are now squeaking, but
I'm ready to roll
Haiku # 32165, July 11, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Cresting tsunami
Composed of naught but whiskey
Tumbling back to soil
Haiku # 32164, July 9, 2005 2:42 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Thank you, Dear Janis
I shall return in due time
I adore your page
Haiku # 32163, July 8, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
The archived poems
They all still exist but the
Search page is broken.
Haiku # 32162, July 8, 2005 11:55 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
What in Hell happened
To the index of poems?
Feeling nostalgic.
Haiku # 32161, July 7, 2005 3:05 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
The trouble with things
The real trouble with things
Oh just nevermind
Haiku # 32160, July 5, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Appropriatness
The relaunch of Bad Haiku
Five / Seven / O Five
Haiku # 32159, July 5, 2005 10:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
so ash...how are you?
can you let me know via
this wonderful site?
Haiku # 32153, June 18, 2003 4:45 am ET
by I know even you can figure this one out
So anyway, I
guess haiku lives once again
without william.....
Haiku # 32152, June 18, 2003 4:44 am ET
by ash
poor william...fingers must be
itching right now for posting his stupidity
Haiku # 32148, June 13, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i must confess, i am William
Nippress as well. I am sorry I have
lied to you all and tried to fool you.
So, cant we just all be friends?
Haiku # 32144, June 10, 2003 11:20 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Looks like William Nippress hasn't
brushed his teeth in years and
he also needs to bathe now and
then so he doesn't stink up the
haiku room....
Haiku # 32142, June 10, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress is the
same person hacking the name of
all kinds of people in here and
trying to make them look bad....
what a shame...you must be from
europe or something....
Haiku # 32141, June 10, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress should
go back to where he came from
and leave us respectable haiku
authors alone....
Haiku # 32140, June 10, 2003 11:10 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Looks like William Nippress has
been shagged like a cockroach...
Haiku # 32139, June 10, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Hello Kitty
"Don't con me Biff!!"

Marty McFly, Back to the Future
circa 1985
Haiku # 32138, June 10, 2003 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Looks like you were humiliated
Mr. Nippress
Haiku # 32137, June 10, 2003 11:04 am ET
by Hello Kitty
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32136, June 10, 2003 11:03 am ET
by WILLIAM (ZABADOOEY, BUT OF COURSE YOU ALL KNEW IT WAS ME....) Nippress
Helping me
Haiku # 32135, June 10, 2003 8:42 am ET
by William Nippress
it's about counting
seventeen is the number
again and again
Haiku # 32134, June 10, 2003 8:39 am ET
by ash
Please write in my name
Since you want competition
You
Haiku # 32133, June 10, 2003 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Not mine but keep it up
With your help I
Haiku # 32132, June 10, 2003 8:32 am ET
by William Nippress
1) ash: 1626
2) William Nippress: 1401
3) Moxie: 1317
Haiku # 32131, June 10, 2003 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
32129 note mine:
Haiku # 32130, June 10, 2003 8:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32129, June 10, 2003 8:22 am ET
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS (ZABADOOEY)
Wind blows words away
Thanks you guys that was such fun
Unheard I retire
Haiku # 32126, June 10, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I refuse to accept
Limits placed on me by others
Who
Haiku # 32125, June 10, 2003 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
I understand myself
I just don
Haiku # 32124, June 10, 2003 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress
the truest understanding of reality
comes from undrstanding ones self
And how you relate to the world
Haiku # 32123, June 10, 2003 5:01 am ET
by searle of no here
Sorry for the delays
Phone line keeps dropping cutsoff May be all this rain
Haiku # 32122, June 10, 2003 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Never settle back
Why? Because where is the limit?
Must find out myself
Haiku # 32121, June 10, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
........immortality comes
to those who are strong enough
..........to believe in it
Haiku # 32120, June 10, 2003 4:55 am ET
by ronin@somysoulsays
Can
Haiku # 32119, June 10, 2003 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress
........being a mortal
is no reason to lose hope
.....and lack joy in life
Haiku # 32118, June 10, 2003 4:49 am ET
by ronin@cheeruppeopletheworldisourstodiscoverandsavor!
I don
Haiku # 32117, June 10, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
.....ah a classic angst*
but why not instead be just
...content with this life**
.
.
.........(* - maybe)
.
.
(** - embracing what life has
to offer and doing our best to
..make life rewarding to the
..to the best of our abilities)
Haiku # 32116, June 10, 2003 4:44 am ET
by ronin
Gift given to some!
Ability to convey
True essence of meaning
Haiku # 32115, June 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Will' will expanding, contracting
Dedicated to understanding through communication of ideas
The same problem again, reflections of self
Haiku # 32114, June 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by Searle of in wills will he willed his will to the willing
.......you aint retired yet
but how come you do have time
.........to travel and fly
Haiku # 32113, June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by ronin
If you won
Haiku # 32112, June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
A cry for reason and immortality
smeared in paint for all to see
Yet no one hears or sees more than their own reflection
Haiku # 32111, June 10, 2003 4:38 am ET
by searle of blah blah
An abstracted view of the reality we live
Viewable in two dimensions, three
And in the fourth
Haiku # 32110, June 10, 2003 4:36 am ET
by Searle of wanking on
Art is expansionist
As a means of expression
My will over yours
Haiku # 32109, June 10, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
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