Time slides towards night
for me, an easy motion
noon is now morning

A SparcStation 10
Came to my door yesterday
More old computers

Pondering a quaff;
10, ante meridian.
Back, Dionysus!

Oh, sobriety!
Totalitarian brute!
Escape the shackles!

inebriation:
such a reliable muse
pass me the bottle

Really really re
ally really really re
ally really drunk

It's really really
really really really not
very creative

Hard, cold, unfeeling
a frost bitten chicken leg
grandma has a cock

Chicken leg adhered
to the side of my freezer
frozen in time-space

out of the ashes
there's something flickering now
grandma had a cock

nothing coming up
a bad haiku kind of blurr
so out of practice

It's really crunchy
and dry, full of husks and air
popcorn burrito

in my clumsy haste
i forgot to take credit
for the previous

hiatus of verse
my skills have lain languishing
till the siren's call

I have addictions
wrapped up in black velvet cloth
locked behind a door

it came back to me
something bad that had gone down
sort of like vomit

as i got older
people said i should grow up
but i haven't yet

after far too long
turn the medium to heat
let there be haiku

Sneaky cat was stunned
up on the counter top by
red demon curry

Off to jog away
a ring of floatation gel
that could lift a saab

Okay, yes it's brown
and yes it's covered with mold
but it loves me so

Summer roses bloom
holding their velvet petals
high into the breeze

These wheels have rusted,
wet belts are now squeaking, but
I'm ready to roll

Cresting tsunami
Composed of naught but whiskey
Tumbling back to soil

Thank you, Dear Janis
I shall return in due time
I adore your page

The archived poems
They all still exist but the
Search page is broken.

What in Hell happened
To the index of poems?
Feeling nostalgic.

The trouble with things
The real trouble with things
Oh just nevermind

Appropriatness
The relaunch of Bad Haiku
Five / Seven / O Five

so ash...how are you?
can you let me know via
this wonderful site?

So anyway, I
guess haiku lives once again
without william.....

poor william...fingers must be
itching right now for posting his stupidity

i must confess, i am William
Nippress as well. I am sorry I have
lied to you all and tried to fool you.
So, cant we just all be friends?

Looks like William Nippress hasn't
brushed his teeth in years and
he also needs to bathe now and
then so he doesn't stink up the
haiku room....

Looks like William Nippress is the
same person hacking the name of
all kinds of people in here and
trying to make them look bad....
what a shame...you must be from
europe or something....

Looks like William Nippress should
go back to where he came from
and leave us respectable haiku
authors alone....

Looks like William Nippress has
been shagged like a cockroach...

"Don't con me Biff!!"

Marty McFly, Back to the Future
circa 1985

Looks like you were humiliated
Mr. Nippress

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Helping me

it's about counting
seventeen is the number
again and again

Please write in my name
Since you want competition
You

Not mine but keep it up
With your help I

1) ash: 1626
2) William Nippress: 1401
3) Moxie: 1317

32129 note mine:

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Wind blows words away
Thanks you guys that was such fun
Unheard I retire

I refuse to accept
Limits placed on me by others
Who

I understand myself
I just don