podiatrists dream
don't want to hurt you really
trying not to sceam

as day follows night
after not quite enough sleep
not enough awake

sexual tension
if you build it, they will come
a field of wet dreams

i love fingernails
i adore a quick nibble
oh! so cuticle

She is a shemale?!?
With those gigantic tit bombs
I would shift her stick

Cops pull me over
"Sorry doesn't cut it pal!"
But drunk charm does, hee.

Insolent Tivo
You are o so hackable
Yet you're still broken

that there is no spoon
neo learned eventually
fucking idiot

Sunday morn' malaise
Mourning my lazy son, Dee
Lame-ass poetry

Crazy crazy night...
blackout--now there's a human
head in the hamper

It's hot and humid
shiny, puffy, and greazy
a purple tumor

Sliding rapidly
Down a banister of H
Morpheus descends

Stimulants abound
Perspiration saturates
Do you hear those snakes?

Back is tightening
with stressful office yoga
it pulls me backwards

Did coke for first time
SUPERMANXRAYVISION!
...still sex runs from me...

while fucking on drugs
i found myself in mid-thrust
thinking about stars

my blue-eyed boss yelled
the director of sales stared
calmly i zipped up

grueling, thirsty work
sweating in a cloud of bugs
cupping my nutsack

a stress ball is squeezed,
minutes are an eternity;
life's not meant for this.

bad melon bleeds toxic;
the noxious fumes spewing forth
can down an elephant.

Gonna get some beer
a nice bitter IPA
no twist-offs tonight

It really rains here
steadily through the winter
until cars have moss

the clock ticks slowly
bereft of inspiration
before the next yawn

Brain dead cpu
or maybe slow megahertz
I'm up too early

a new computer
all packed up in its boxes
dell dell dell dell dell

more cables routers
old verandah new office
new printer flat screen

raked by random kicks
enough of insomnia
back in your own bed

jihad o jihad
why are you acting so bad ?
it's all a bit sad

Time slides towards night
for me, an easy motion
noon is now morning

A SparcStation 10
Came to my door yesterday
More old computers

Pondering a quaff;
10, ante meridian.
Back, Dionysus!

Oh, sobriety!
Totalitarian brute!
Escape the shackles!

inebriation:
such a reliable muse
pass me the bottle

Really really re
ally really really re
ally really drunk

It's really really
really really really not
very creative

Hard, cold, unfeeling
a frost bitten chicken leg
grandma has a cock

Chicken leg adhered
to the side of my freezer
frozen in time-space

out of the ashes
there's something flickering now
grandma had a cock

nothing coming up
a bad haiku kind of blurr
so out of practice

It's really crunchy
and dry, full of husks and air
popcorn burrito

in my clumsy haste
i forgot to take credit
for the previous

hiatus of verse
my skills have lain languishing
till the siren's call

I have addictions
wrapped up in black velvet cloth
locked behind a door

it came back to me
something bad that had gone down
sort of like vomit

as i got older
people said i should grow up
but i haven't yet

after far too long
turn the medium to heat
let there be haiku

Sneaky cat was stunned
up on the counter top by
red demon curry

Off to jog away
a ring of floatation gel
that could lift a saab

Okay, yes it's brown
and yes it's covered with mold
but it loves me so

Summer roses bloom
holding their velvet petals
high into the breeze

These wheels have rusted,
wet belts are now squeaking, but
I'm ready to roll