Crazy crazy night...
blackout--now there's a human
head in the hamper
by Betty LeBomb
It's hot and humid
shiny, puffy, and greazy
a purple tumor
by Betty LeBomb
Sliding rapidly
Down a banister of H
Morpheus descends
by Maestro of Manhattan
Stimulants abound
Perspiration saturates
Do you hear those snakes?
by Maestro of Manhattan
Back is tightening
with stressful office yoga
it pulls me backwards
by Betty LeBomb
Did coke for first time
SUPERMANXRAYVISION!
...still sex runs from me...
by kackarott
while fucking on drugs
i found myself in mid-thrust
thinking about stars
by Hollywood Bonfire
my blue-eyed boss yelled
the director of sales stared
calmly i zipped up
by Anonymous Poet
grueling, thirsty work
sweating in a cloud of bugs
cupping my nutsack
by Hollywood Bonfire
a stress ball is squeezed,
minutes are an eternity;
life's not meant for this.
by Mr. Bill of Freakin Jersey
bad melon bleeds toxic;
the noxious fumes spewing forth
can down an elephant.
by Mr. Bill of Jersey.
Gonna get some beer
a nice bitter IPA
no twist-offs tonight
by Betty LeBomb
It really rains here
steadily through the winter
until cars have moss
by Betty LeBomb
the clock ticks slowly
bereft of inspiration
before the next yawn
by ash
Brain dead cpu
or maybe slow megahertz
I'm up too early
by Betty LeBomb
a new computer
all packed up in its boxes
dell dell dell dell dell
more cables routers
old verandah new office
new printer flat screen
by mellie - twice as bad haiku of diddillibah
raked by random kicks
enough of insomnia
back in your own bed
by ash
jihad o jihad
why are you acting so bad ?
it's all a bit sad
by ash
Time slides towards night
for me, an easy motion
noon is now morning
by Betty LeBomb
Pondering a quaff;
10, ante meridian.
Back, Dionysus!
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh, sobriety!
Totalitarian brute!
Escape the shackles!
by Maestro of Manhattan
inebriation:
such a reliable muse
pass me the bottle
by Maestro of Manhattan
Really really re
ally really really re
ally really drunk
by Betty LeBomb
It's really really
really really really not
very creative
by Betty LeBomb
Hard, cold, unfeeling
a frost bitten chicken leg
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
Chicken leg adhered
to the side of my freezer
frozen in time-space
by Betty LeBomb
out of the ashes
there's something flickering now
grandma had a cock
by mellie of diddillibah
nothing coming up
a bad haiku kind of blurr
so out of practice
by mellie of diddillibah
It's really crunchy
and dry, full of husks and air
popcorn burrito
by Betty LeBomb
in my clumsy haste
i forgot to take credit
for the previous
by ash
hiatus of verse
my skills have lain languishing
till the siren's call
by Anonymous Poet
I have addictions
wrapped up in black velvet cloth
locked behind a door
by Betty LeBomb
it came back to me
something bad that had gone down
sort of like vomit
by ash
as i got older
people said i should grow up
but i haven't yet
by ash
after far too long
turn the medium to heat
let there be haiku
by ash
Sneaky cat was stunned
up on the counter top by
red demon curry
by Betty LeBomb
Off to jog away
a ring of floatation gel
that could lift a saab
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, yes it's brown
and yes it's covered with mold
but it loves me so
by Betty LeBomb
Summer roses bloom
holding their velvet petals
high into the breeze
by Betty LeBomb
These wheels have rusted,
wet belts are now squeaking, but
I'm ready to roll
by Betty LeBomb
Cresting tsunami
Composed of naught but whiskey
Tumbling back to soil
by Maestro of Manhattan
Thank you, Dear Janis
I shall return in due time
I adore your page
by Maestro of Manhattan
The archived poems
They all still exist but the
Search page is broken.
by Janis of Toronto
What in Hell happened
To the index of poems?
Feeling nostalgic.
by Maestro of Manhattan
The trouble with things
The real trouble with things
Oh just nevermind
by Janis of Toronto
Appropriatness
The relaunch of Bad Haiku
Five / Seven / O Five
by Janis of Toronto
so ash...how are you?
can you let me know via
this wonderful site?
by I know even you can figure this one out
So anyway, I
guess haiku lives once again
without william.....
by ash
poor william...fingers must be
itching right now for posting his stupidity
by Anonymous Poet
