partly crumpled mime
gesticulating wildly
as the truck backs up
by ash
A ten pound rufee
has fallen into my brain
and bruised my haiku
by Betty LeBomb
Screw the FDA
Pharmacology doth rule
Hooray for all drugs
by Maestro of Manhattan
this grandmother is
her mother's little helper
I should be on drugs
by mellie
if your back is sore
see a physio
right pain in the neck
by mellie
sore neck and headache
some physiotherapy
and now my back hurts
by ash
my cat is on drugs
freaked out by a three year old
the hunter hunted
by ash
Oh, my fair Portland
finally your skies are blue, but
but your sun is red
by Betty LeBomb
Hot on the inside,
says my friend from Thailand, means
cool on the outside
by Betty LeBomb
My cat is sweating
one little tiny droplet
on his furless nose
by Betty LeBomb
Ninety-five degrees
I demand insulation
imediately
by Betty LeBomb
ah, letter got lost
I could scream and scream and scream
now under control
by mellie
podiatrists dream
don't want to hurt you really
trying not to sceam
by mellie
as day follows night
after not quite enough sleep
not enough awake
by ash
sexual tension
if you build it, they will come
a field of wet dreams
by ash
i love fingernails
i adore a quick nibble
oh! so cuticle
by ash
She is a shemale?!?
With those gigantic tit bombs
I would shift her stick
by kackarott
Cops pull me over
"Sorry doesn't cut it pal!"
But drunk charm does, hee.
by Kackarott
Insolent Tivo
You are o so hackable
Yet you're still broken
by Janis
that there is no spoon
neo learned eventually
fucking idiot
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sunday morn' malaise
Mourning my lazy son, Dee
Lame-ass poetry
by Maestro of Manhattan
Crazy crazy night...
blackout--now there's a human
head in the hamper
by Betty LeBomb
It's hot and humid
shiny, puffy, and greazy
a purple tumor
by Betty LeBomb
Sliding rapidly
Down a banister of H
Morpheus descends
by Maestro of Manhattan
Stimulants abound
Perspiration saturates
Do you hear those snakes?
by Maestro of Manhattan
Back is tightening
with stressful office yoga
it pulls me backwards
by Betty LeBomb
Did coke for first time
SUPERMANXRAYVISION!
...still sex runs from me...
by kackarott
while fucking on drugs
i found myself in mid-thrust
thinking about stars
by Hollywood Bonfire
my blue-eyed boss yelled
the director of sales stared
calmly i zipped up
by Anonymous Poet
grueling, thirsty work
sweating in a cloud of bugs
cupping my nutsack
by Hollywood Bonfire
a stress ball is squeezed,
minutes are an eternity;
life's not meant for this.
by Mr. Bill of Freakin Jersey
bad melon bleeds toxic;
the noxious fumes spewing forth
can down an elephant.
by Mr. Bill of Jersey.
Gonna get some beer
a nice bitter IPA
no twist-offs tonight
by Betty LeBomb
It really rains here
steadily through the winter
until cars have moss
by Betty LeBomb
the clock ticks slowly
bereft of inspiration
before the next yawn
by ash
Brain dead cpu
or maybe slow megahertz
I'm up too early
by Betty LeBomb
a new computer
all packed up in its boxes
dell dell dell dell dell
more cables routers
old verandah new office
new printer flat screen
by mellie - twice as bad haiku of diddillibah
raked by random kicks
enough of insomnia
back in your own bed
by ash
jihad o jihad
why are you acting so bad ?
it's all a bit sad
by ash
Time slides towards night
for me, an easy motion
noon is now morning
by Betty LeBomb
Pondering a quaff;
10, ante meridian.
Back, Dionysus!
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh, sobriety!
Totalitarian brute!
Escape the shackles!
by Maestro of Manhattan
inebriation:
such a reliable muse
pass me the bottle
by Maestro of Manhattan
Really really re
ally really really re
ally really drunk
by Betty LeBomb
It's really really
really really really not
very creative
by Betty LeBomb
Hard, cold, unfeeling
a frost bitten chicken leg
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
Chicken leg adhered
to the side of my freezer
frozen in time-space
by Betty LeBomb
out of the ashes
there's something flickering now
grandma had a cock
by mellie of diddillibah
nothing coming up
a bad haiku kind of blurr
so out of practice
by mellie of diddillibah
