partly crumpled mime
gesticulating wildly
as the truck backs up

A ten pound rufee
has fallen into my brain
and bruised my haiku

Screw the FDA
Pharmacology doth rule
Hooray for all drugs

this grandmother is
her mother's little helper
I should be on drugs

if your back is sore
see a physio
right pain in the neck

sore neck and headache
some physiotherapy
and now my back hurts

my cat is on drugs
freaked out by a three year old
the hunter hunted

Oh, my fair Portland
finally your skies are blue, but
but your sun is red

Hot on the inside,
says my friend from Thailand, means
cool on the outside

My cat is sweating
one little tiny droplet
on his furless nose

Ninety-five degrees
I demand insulation
imediately

ah, letter got lost
I could scream and scream and scream
now under control

podiatrists dream
don't want to hurt you really
trying not to sceam

as day follows night
after not quite enough sleep
not enough awake

sexual tension
if you build it, they will come
a field of wet dreams

i love fingernails
i adore a quick nibble
oh! so cuticle

She is a shemale?!?
With those gigantic tit bombs
I would shift her stick

Cops pull me over
"Sorry doesn't cut it pal!"
But drunk charm does, hee.

Insolent Tivo
You are o so hackable
Yet you're still broken

that there is no spoon
neo learned eventually
fucking idiot

Sunday morn' malaise
Mourning my lazy son, Dee
Lame-ass poetry

Crazy crazy night...
blackout--now there's a human
head in the hamper

It's hot and humid
shiny, puffy, and greazy
a purple tumor

Sliding rapidly
Down a banister of H
Morpheus descends

Stimulants abound
Perspiration saturates
Do you hear those snakes?

Back is tightening
with stressful office yoga
it pulls me backwards

Did coke for first time
SUPERMANXRAYVISION!
...still sex runs from me...

while fucking on drugs
i found myself in mid-thrust
thinking about stars

my blue-eyed boss yelled
the director of sales stared
calmly i zipped up

grueling, thirsty work
sweating in a cloud of bugs
cupping my nutsack

a stress ball is squeezed,
minutes are an eternity;
life's not meant for this.

bad melon bleeds toxic;
the noxious fumes spewing forth
can down an elephant.

Gonna get some beer
a nice bitter IPA
no twist-offs tonight

It really rains here
steadily through the winter
until cars have moss

the clock ticks slowly
bereft of inspiration
before the next yawn

Brain dead cpu
or maybe slow megahertz
I'm up too early

a new computer
all packed up in its boxes
dell dell dell dell dell

more cables routers
old verandah new office
new printer flat screen

raked by random kicks
enough of insomnia
back in your own bed

jihad o jihad
why are you acting so bad ?
it's all a bit sad

Time slides towards night
for me, an easy motion
noon is now morning

A SparcStation 10
Came to my door yesterday
More old computers

Pondering a quaff;
10, ante meridian.
Back, Dionysus!

Oh, sobriety!
Totalitarian brute!
Escape the shackles!

inebriation:
such a reliable muse
pass me the bottle

Really really re
ally really really re
ally really drunk

It's really really
really really really not
very creative

Hard, cold, unfeeling
a frost bitten chicken leg
grandma has a cock

Chicken leg adhered
to the side of my freezer
frozen in time-space

out of the ashes
there's something flickering now
grandma had a cock

nothing coming up
a bad haiku kind of blurr
so out of practice