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Haiku # 32242, July 21, 2005 2:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My new t-shirt says:
Pharmacology Doth Rule!
Screw the FDA
Haiku # 32241, July 21, 2005 2:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tilt head in prayer
lift the bottle way, way up
towards my god's sky
Haiku # 32240, July 21, 2005 2:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wish there was a search
can't seem to find the haiku
that I am missing
Haiku # 32239, July 21, 2005 2:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Found you on the bed
barely making any noise
bound up and ball-gagged
Haiku # 32238, July 21, 2005 2:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
True addictions come
back so effortlessly, rust
falls away quickly
Haiku # 32237, July 21, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tilt head in prayer
lift the bottle way, way up
towards the night sky
Haiku # 32236, July 21, 2005 2:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
you can chew on this
don't swallow all that i say
there's often a gag
Haiku # 32235, July 20, 2005 9:04 pm ET
by ash
i mean what i write
ambiguous by intent
so analyse that
Haiku # 32234, July 20, 2005 8:58 pm ET
by ash
i want to go home,
but for now i will just cry:
'why oh why oh why.'
Haiku # 32233, July 20, 2005 2:58 pm ET
by Mr. Bill of God-forsaken New Jersey
Blakean excess
En route to wisdom's palace.
Dash legislation!
Haiku # 32232, July 20, 2005 2:11 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
If by take 'em down
You mean ingest with pleasure
I exclaim, "Hurrah!"
Haiku # 32231, July 20, 2005 2:08 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
pharmaceuticals
when it comes to us or them
time to take 'em down
Haiku # 32230, July 20, 2005 10:28 am ET
by ash
Oh, hyperbole!
So often misunderstood.
Seek analysis.
Haiku # 32229, July 20, 2005 10:07 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
perhaps not too good
but that's the trouble with drugs
you can't count on them
Haiku # 32228, July 20, 2005 9:12 am ET
by ash
paradox of drugs
they can make you feel right bad
even when they're good good
Haiku # 32227, July 20, 2005 9:11 am ET
by ash
partly crumpled mime
gesticulating wildly
as the truck backs up
Haiku # 32226, July 20, 2005 8:55 am ET
by ash
A ten pound rufee
has fallen into my brain
and bruised my haiku
Haiku # 32225, July 19, 2005 10:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Screw the FDA
Pharmacology doth rule
Hooray for all drugs
Haiku # 32224, July 19, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
this grandmother is
her mother's little helper
I should be on drugs
Haiku # 32223, July 19, 2005 9:57 am ET
by mellie
if your back is sore
see a physio
right pain in the neck
Haiku # 32222, July 19, 2005 9:49 am ET
by mellie
sore neck and headache
some physiotherapy
and now my back hurts
Haiku # 32221, July 19, 2005 8:09 am ET
by ash
my cat is on drugs
freaked out by a three year old
the hunter hunted
Haiku # 32220, July 19, 2005 8:01 am ET
by ash
Oh, my fair Portland
finally your skies are blue, but
but your sun is red
Haiku # 32219, July 18, 2005 9:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hot on the inside,
says my friend from Thailand, means
cool on the outside
Haiku # 32218, July 18, 2005 9:36 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cat is sweating
one little tiny droplet
on his furless nose
Haiku # 32217, July 18, 2005 9:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Ninety-five degrees
I demand insulation
imediately
Haiku # 32216, July 18, 2005 9:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ah, letter got lost
I could scream and scream and scream
now under control
Haiku # 32215, July 18, 2005 2:35 am ET
by mellie
podiatrists dream
don't want to hurt you really
trying not to sceam
Haiku # 32214, July 18, 2005 2:32 am ET
by mellie
as day follows night
after not quite enough sleep
not enough awake
Haiku # 32213, July 18, 2005 2:19 am ET
by ash
sexual tension
if you build it, they will come
a field of wet dreams
Haiku # 32212, July 18, 2005 2:17 am ET
by ash
i love fingernails
i adore a quick nibble
oh! so cuticle
Haiku # 32211, July 18, 2005 2:04 am ET
by ash
She is a shemale?!?
With those gigantic tit bombs
I would shift her stick
Haiku # 32210, July 17, 2005 11:34 pm ET
by kackarott
Cops pull me over
"Sorry doesn't cut it pal!"
But drunk charm does, hee.
Haiku # 32209, July 17, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by Kackarott
Insolent Tivo
You are o so hackable
Yet you're still broken
Haiku # 32208, July 17, 2005 9:24 pm ET
by Janis
that there is no spoon
neo learned eventually
fucking idiot
Haiku # 32207, July 17, 2005 9:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sunday morn' malaise
Mourning my lazy son, Dee
Lame-ass poetry
Haiku # 32206, July 17, 2005 11:19 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Crazy crazy night...
blackout--now there's a human
head in the hamper
Haiku # 32205, July 16, 2005 3:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's hot and humid
shiny, puffy, and greazy
a purple tumor
Haiku # 32204, July 15, 2005 7:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sliding rapidly
Down a banister of H
Morpheus descends
Haiku # 32203, July 15, 2005 7:22 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Stimulants abound
Perspiration saturates
Do you hear those snakes?
Haiku # 32202, July 15, 2005 7:19 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Back is tightening
with stressful office yoga
it pulls me backwards
Haiku # 32201, July 15, 2005 4:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Did coke for first time
SUPERMANXRAYVISION!
...still sex runs from me...
Haiku # 32200, July 15, 2005 3:22 pm ET
by kackarott
while fucking on drugs
i found myself in mid-thrust
thinking about stars
Haiku # 32199, July 15, 2005 3:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my blue-eyed boss yelled
the director of sales stared
calmly i zipped up
Haiku # 32198, July 15, 2005 3:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grueling, thirsty work
sweating in a cloud of bugs
cupping my nutsack
Haiku # 32197, July 15, 2005 2:55 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
a stress ball is squeezed,
minutes are an eternity;
life's not meant for this.
Haiku # 32196, July 15, 2005 11:14 am ET
by Mr. Bill of Freakin Jersey
bad melon bleeds toxic;
the noxious fumes spewing forth
can down an elephant.
Haiku # 32195, July 15, 2005 11:05 am ET
by Mr. Bill of Jersey.
Gonna get some beer
a nice bitter IPA
no twist-offs tonight
Haiku # 32194, July 14, 2005 9:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It really rains here
steadily through the winter
until cars have moss
Haiku # 32193, July 14, 2005 1:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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