Such clever wordplay
Draws a smile upon my face
I congratulate
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh my dearest Ash,
You are most hilarious.
All sincerity.
by Maestro of Manhattan
toyworld IVF
barbie wants a family
ken comes in a box
by mellie
onan was a jerk
and jonah came in a whale
religion is sick
by ash
T-Shirts in Series.
Here's the current installment:
Onanism Rules.
by Maestro of Manhattan
No offense, dear Ash.
I, too, comprehend the jest.
Infinite as 'tis.
by Maestro of Manhattan
to communicate
terrorists use their cell phones
and then smoke signals
by ash
ring around the moon
a rizla full of posy
and we all fall down
by ash
cool running water
tears running down baby face
I felt sick in guts
by mellie
ruby tripped over
falling towards the fire
little hand was burned
by mellie
you can count on me
bad haiku five five five damn
let me start again
by Mellie
Glad to see you folks
I knew this would all be back
like a boomarang
(just kidding about the moxie post)
by Betty LeBomb
Reign of terror is back
this is better than psychodelic tivo
bring it on, y'all
by Moxie
Terrorist alert
is slowly rising higher
bringing out the worst
by Betty LeBomb
A plug for a friend
crazydeathmonkey dot com
his videos rule
by Betty LeBomb
My new t-shirt says:
Pharmacology Doth Rule!
Screw the FDA
by Betty LeBomb
Tilt head in prayer
lift the bottle way, way up
towards my god's sky
by Betty LeBomb
Wish there was a search
can't seem to find the haiku
that I am missing
by Betty LeBomb
Found you on the bed
barely making any noise
bound up and ball-gagged
by Betty LeBomb
True addictions come
back so effortlessly, rust
falls away quickly
by Betty LeBomb
Tilt head in prayer
lift the bottle way, way up
towards the night sky
by Betty LeBomb
you can chew on this
don't swallow all that i say
there's often a gag
by ash
i mean what i write
ambiguous by intent
so analyse that
by ash
i want to go home,
but for now i will just cry:
'why oh why oh why.'
by Mr. Bill of God-forsaken New Jersey
Blakean excess
En route to wisdom's palace.
Dash legislation!
by Maestro of Manhattan
If by take 'em down
You mean ingest with pleasure
I exclaim, "Hurrah!"
by Maestro of Manhattan
pharmaceuticals
when it comes to us or them
time to take 'em down
by ash
Oh, hyperbole!
So often misunderstood.
Seek analysis.
by Maestro of Manhattan
perhaps not too good
but that's the trouble with drugs
you can't count on them
by ash
paradox of drugs
they can make you feel right bad
even when they're good good
by ash
partly crumpled mime
gesticulating wildly
as the truck backs up
by ash
A ten pound rufee
has fallen into my brain
and bruised my haiku
by Betty LeBomb
Screw the FDA
Pharmacology doth rule
Hooray for all drugs
by Maestro of Manhattan
this grandmother is
her mother's little helper
I should be on drugs
by mellie
if your back is sore
see a physio
right pain in the neck
by mellie
sore neck and headache
some physiotherapy
and now my back hurts
by ash
my cat is on drugs
freaked out by a three year old
the hunter hunted
by ash
Oh, my fair Portland
finally your skies are blue, but
but your sun is red
by Betty LeBomb
Hot on the inside,
says my friend from Thailand, means
cool on the outside
by Betty LeBomb
My cat is sweating
one little tiny droplet
on his furless nose
by Betty LeBomb
Ninety-five degrees
I demand insulation
imediately
by Betty LeBomb
ah, letter got lost
I could scream and scream and scream
now under control
by mellie
podiatrists dream
don't want to hurt you really
trying not to sceam
by mellie
as day follows night
after not quite enough sleep
not enough awake
by ash
sexual tension
if you build it, they will come
a field of wet dreams
by ash
i love fingernails
i adore a quick nibble
oh! so cuticle
by ash
She is a shemale?!?
With those gigantic tit bombs
I would shift her stick
by kackarott
Cops pull me over
"Sorry doesn't cut it pal!"
But drunk charm does, hee.
by Kackarott
Insolent Tivo
You are o so hackable
Yet you're still broken
by Janis
