shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker

VMS sucks dick
its THE worst OS ever
VAX SUCKS VAX SUCKS! FUCK!

modulator valve
breathing its last earthly breath
white clouds in my wake

as the earth revolves
another brand new day dawns
as it always does

As the end draws near.
What do you think you will be?
Reincarnated.......

Today on the sea
I saw a wonderful sight
Just pure open space

H 2 T lily
In reading your poem on pubs
I wept in my beer

Happy New Year ALL!!!
Will we ever meet again?
See you in Hell then.

now christmas is past
is visa Y2K safe?
next statement will tell

closets for hangers
winners use the front door
chimneys for the poor

Oh, the men I''ve loved
never touched, but so, so, sweet
thoughts that comfort me

Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule

I left my husband
Wicked, evil cruel bastard
And his mother too

I feel so alone
Christmas eve nowhere to go
Except for the pub

An all time thirst quench-
er beyond our narrow hor-
izons. TANG, what else?

Sorry I goofed up
Too many syllables there
Damn you, Pokemon!

Pokemon, my heroes!
Little wonderbugs. We thank
you again Toyota!

Stir up those feelings
Let the blood flow down south
Come and taste my love

we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year

Oh, damn it to hell
you fucked with my drunkin'' mind
go blow yourself now

big hats, little hats
It does not matter to me.
My head is too small

I''m drunk writing this.
Why can''t I be with a girl.
Damn, my ugliness

new century eh ?
even be that if it may
i say f2k

glory to jesus
there are thieves in the temple
but good sales later

infundibulum
sub-dehumanoidizing
unacceptable

unacceptable
sub-dehumanoidizing
infundibulum

Wherever I look
I try to make sure I see
Outside of the box

Alphabetically,
to tell you my life''s story
works as well as time.

Stroking my long hair,
She turned to me and yelled out,
"I want you to leave!"

Inside my own skin
There is something to be said
About how I feel

Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule

dipsomaniac
ba-humbugs infesting her
she deserves fruitcake

quite utterly stoked
here grinding out metaphors
i have found my niche

little white lies, no
never hurt the ones you love
send em U P S

Early morning stroll;
Winter constitutional:
My ears are quite cold.

It''s not that I''m not
sympathetic, it''s just that
I really don''t care.

Is it ignorance?
Is it apathy?
I don''t know and I don''t care.

A Haiku has seventeen syllables.
Not no sixteen or eighteen.

Five, seven, five
The rhythm of the haiku
Five, seven, five

Tissue, once soggy
But now long since dry, adheres
Texturing the wall

Sore, wet carpet burn
Brands your coccyx with a mark
That says ''Not Virgin''

Brackish molasses
Soothes my sandpapery throat
Thus preventing coughs

Subsided swelling
Leaves my skin hanging in folds
Like velvet curtains

Fake tomato plant
Held up with a bamboo cane
Fruitless, like a search

One, twenty-six, five,
Twelve, nine hundred oh, Edward,
There are too many.

good tidings we bring
or some other jolly thing
a ring-a-ding ding

Dear my job.
I hate coming to visit.
You overwhelm me with your hospitality.

In the laundry room
The lonliness permeates
Deep into your clothes

Doing the wash sucks!
I think I need a maid here.
To clean up this place!

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That is so very fun