Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 358 Days and 77347 Haiku later...

Stir up those feelings
Let the blood flow down south
Come and taste my love
Haiku # 2793, December 23, 1999 11:02 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year
Haiku # 2792, December 22, 1999 1:47 pm ET
by ash
Oh, damn it to hell
you fucked with my drunkin'' mind
go blow yourself now
Haiku # 2791, December 22, 1999 12:48 am ET
by wild_strawberrie
big hats, little hats
It does not matter to me.
My head is too small
Haiku # 2790, December 21, 1999 10:00 pm ET
by Tripman
I''m drunk writing this.
Why can''t I be with a girl.
Damn, my ugliness
Haiku # 2789, December 21, 1999 9:57 pm ET
by Tripman
new century eh ?
even be that if it may
i say f2k
Haiku # 2788, December 21, 1999 3:33 am ET
by ash
glory to jesus
there are thieves in the temple
but good sales later
Haiku # 2787, December 21, 1999 3:29 am ET
by ash
infundibulum
sub-dehumanoidizing
unacceptable
Haiku # 2786, December 20, 1999 4:25 pm ET
by Sopuku-matic
unacceptable
sub-dehumanoidizing
infundibulum
Haiku # 2785, December 20, 1999 4:12 pm ET
by Basho-matic
Wherever I look
I try to make sure I see
Outside of the box
Haiku # 2784, December 20, 1999 3:40 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Alphabetically,
to tell you my life''s story
works as well as time.
Haiku # 2783, December 20, 1999 6:09 am ET
by bleeding one
Stroking my long hair,
She turned to me and yelled out,
"I want you to leave!"
Haiku # 2782, December 19, 1999 10:39 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Inside my own skin
There is something to be said
About how I feel
Haiku # 2781, December 19, 1999 10:36 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule
Haiku # 2780, December 18, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Basho-matic
dipsomaniac
ba-humbugs infesting her
she deserves fruitcake
Haiku # 2779, December 18, 1999 3:48 pm ET
by Basho-matic
quite utterly stoked
here grinding out metaphors
i have found my niche
Haiku # 2778, December 18, 1999 3:42 pm ET
by Basho-matic
little white lies, no
never hurt the ones you love
send em U P S
Haiku # 2777, December 18, 1999 3:33 pm ET
by Basho-matic
Early morning stroll;
Winter constitutional:
My ears are quite cold.
Haiku # 2776, December 18, 1999 4:20 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
It''s not that I''m not
sympathetic, it''s just that
I really don''t care.
Haiku # 2775, December 17, 1999 1:13 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
Is it ignorance?
Is it apathy?
I don''t know and I don''t care.
Haiku # 2774, December 17, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
A Haiku has seventeen syllables.
Not no sixteen or eighteen.
Haiku # 2773, December 17, 1999 10:28 am ET
by farkel
Five, seven, five
The rhythm of the haiku
Five, seven, five
Haiku # 2772, December 17, 1999 9:47 am ET
by Spike
Tissue, once soggy
But now long since dry, adheres
Texturing the wall
Haiku # 2771, December 17, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Sore, wet carpet burn
Brands your coccyx with a mark
That says ''Not Virgin''
Haiku # 2770, December 17, 1999 9:37 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Brackish molasses
Soothes my sandpapery throat
Thus preventing coughs
Haiku # 2769, December 17, 1999 9:33 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Subsided swelling
Leaves my skin hanging in folds
Like velvet curtains
Haiku # 2768, December 17, 1999 9:32 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Fake tomato plant
Held up with a bamboo cane
Fruitless, like a search
Haiku # 2767, December 17, 1999 9:31 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
One, twenty-six, five,
Twelve, nine hundred oh, Edward,
There are too many.
Haiku # 2765, December 17, 1999 8:17 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
good tidings we bring
or some other jolly thing
a ring-a-ding ding
Haiku # 2764, December 17, 1999 4:13 am ET
by ash
Dear my job.
I hate coming to visit.
You overwhelm me with your hospitality.
Haiku # 2763, December 16, 1999 11:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the laundry room
The lonliness permeates
Deep into your clothes
Haiku # 2762, December 16, 1999 4:51 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Doing the wash sucks!
I think I need a maid here.
To clean up this place!
Haiku # 2761, December 16, 1999 4:50 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That is so very fun
Haiku # 2760, December 16, 1999 10:12 am ET
by neo of Canada
Hold it in your hand
Be the best friend you can be
Kiss it...yes...kiss it
Haiku # 2759, December 15, 1999 10:04 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Late night close-up smiles
Show me that you like the touch
When my tongue is there
Haiku # 2758, December 15, 1999 9:51 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
first i become those
my parents warned me about
then i became them
Haiku # 2757, December 15, 1999 6:24 am ET
by ash
between now and then
twixt today and tomorrow
the same conjunction
Haiku # 2756, December 15, 1999 6:22 am ET
by ash
These god damned drivers!
They don''t have a clue today.
Where is my pill box?
Haiku # 2755, December 14, 1999 8:08 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Tip toed through the room
So not to wake the bovine
Hey....we all need lovin!
Haiku # 2754, December 14, 1999 8:01 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Wretched bag of poop
Left on my doorstep tonight
By those bastard kids
Haiku # 2753, December 14, 1999 7:55 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
a quaint bungalow
hibachi blackened lambchops
crossword puzzle hell
Haiku # 2752, December 14, 1999 5:55 pm ET
by Basho-matic
if you can dream it
than it''s possible, they say
that''s ridiculous
Haiku # 2751, December 14, 1999 1:35 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
six pieces of meat
one obscene bowling trophy
seven tylenol
Haiku # 2750, December 14, 1999 1:34 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
in my mom''s house dress
i sing songs about nothing
and piss in the food

Haiku # 2749, December 14, 1999 1:29 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
nobody can see
the rainbow
on my rear window
Haiku # 2748, December 14, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by What-Bad-Means? of Is that all?, Grow up!
January is........
A time for new direction
In warmer climates
Haiku # 2747, December 14, 1999 12:02 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
the skys are blue today
i''m writing just to say hey
so what do you think?
Haiku # 2746, December 13, 1999 5:03 pm ET
by AmBeR of cHeStEr,
ultramarathon
thirtyone miles thru the mist
sure''s nice to sit down

the brave legs are spent
beaten up by hilly trails
but beer soothes the soul
Haiku # 2745, December 13, 1999 9:56 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
A stolen moment
Outside in a grassy knoll
Hope no one saw us.
Haiku # 2744, December 12, 1999 9:31 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
Who wrote the book of
love? I didn''t.You didn''t.
We don''t want to know.
Haiku # 2743, December 11, 1999 8:49 pm ET
by Basho-matic
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