Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 358 Days and 77344 Haiku later...

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That is so very fun
Haiku # 2760, December 16, 1999 10:12 am ET
by neo of Canada
Hold it in your hand
Be the best friend you can be
Kiss it...yes...kiss it
Haiku # 2759, December 15, 1999 10:04 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Late night close-up smiles
Show me that you like the touch
When my tongue is there
Haiku # 2758, December 15, 1999 9:51 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
first i become those
my parents warned me about
then i became them
Haiku # 2757, December 15, 1999 6:24 am ET
by ash
between now and then
twixt today and tomorrow
the same conjunction
Haiku # 2756, December 15, 1999 6:22 am ET
by ash
These god damned drivers!
They don''t have a clue today.
Where is my pill box?
Haiku # 2755, December 14, 1999 8:08 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Tip toed through the room
So not to wake the bovine
Hey....we all need lovin!
Haiku # 2754, December 14, 1999 8:01 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Wretched bag of poop
Left on my doorstep tonight
By those bastard kids
Haiku # 2753, December 14, 1999 7:55 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
a quaint bungalow
hibachi blackened lambchops
crossword puzzle hell
Haiku # 2752, December 14, 1999 5:55 pm ET
by Basho-matic
if you can dream it
than it''s possible, they say
that''s ridiculous
Haiku # 2751, December 14, 1999 1:35 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
six pieces of meat
one obscene bowling trophy
seven tylenol
Haiku # 2750, December 14, 1999 1:34 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
in my mom''s house dress
i sing songs about nothing
and piss in the food

Haiku # 2749, December 14, 1999 1:29 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
nobody can see
the rainbow
on my rear window
Haiku # 2748, December 14, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by What-Bad-Means? of Is that all?, Grow up!
January is........
A time for new direction
In warmer climates
Haiku # 2747, December 14, 1999 12:02 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
the skys are blue today
i''m writing just to say hey
so what do you think?
Haiku # 2746, December 13, 1999 5:03 pm ET
by AmBeR of cHeStEr,
ultramarathon
thirtyone miles thru the mist
sure''s nice to sit down

the brave legs are spent
beaten up by hilly trails
but beer soothes the soul
Haiku # 2745, December 13, 1999 9:56 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
A stolen moment
Outside in a grassy knoll
Hope no one saw us.
Haiku # 2744, December 12, 1999 9:31 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
Who wrote the book of
love? I didn''t.You didn''t.
We don''t want to know.
Haiku # 2743, December 11, 1999 8:49 pm ET
by Basho-matic
Frigid afternoons
Cover me like a blanket
When you say good bye
Haiku # 2742, December 11, 1999 5:42 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Haiku obsession
All I touched turned to ka ka
I needed a break
Haiku # 2741, December 10, 1999 11:10 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
sliver of the shat-
tered mayonnaise jar in my
arse. could you yank it?
Haiku # 2740, December 10, 1999 8:20 pm ET
by Basho-matic
a gray road turns west
one sun turns gray
an airplane shatters the lake
Haiku # 2739, December 10, 1999 2:26 pm ET
by tub-thumper
the green park in winter
trees bend from cold rain
a garbage truck blows smoke into my face
Haiku # 2738, December 10, 1999 2:19 pm ET
by tub-thumper
a painting of river stones
water color brush
a bird sings with laughter
Haiku # 2737, December 10, 1999 2:17 pm ET
by tub-thumper
Sometimes Sara sees
the mirror I almost kiss.
More often than I.
Haiku # 2736, December 10, 1999 1:02 pm ET
by Bleeding One
Pandas big tummies
delightfully round and taut
can hold a family

Junior brave and dim
Swaggering with young man''s guts
Those guts are tasty

Father fat protector
Like passion beats fangs and claws
His head is crunchy
Haiku # 2735, December 10, 1999 10:53 am ET
by Fruity of Oakland,
It`s like semaphore
But with helium-filled frogs
Instead of two flags
Haiku # 2734, December 10, 1999 7:38 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Shiny appliance
So unconditionally
Rounded, like a egg
Haiku # 2733, December 10, 1999 7:35 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Ah, slim minute hand
Smoothly sweeping round the face
How I adore you
Haiku # 2732, December 10, 1999 7:32 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I have two boxes
One is empty and open
The other isn`t
Haiku # 2731, December 10, 1999 7:31 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Do you love Jesus?
No, not in a dirty way
In a lovely one
Haiku # 2730, December 10, 1999 7:09 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
lily blooms anew
must be a seasonal thing
or some new manure
Haiku # 2729, December 10, 1999 2:58 am ET
by ash
Eric Idle says
"Always look at the bright side
Of life!" Thanks Eric
Haiku # 2728, December 9, 1999 2:52 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
I retired from life
And found comfort in my death
And the world rejoiced
Haiku # 2727, December 9, 1999 2:50 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Another bender-
gorilla night, sandpaper
sex. viagra death.
Haiku # 2726, December 9, 1999 1:37 pm ET
by Basho-matic
O object to the
mandatory kigo in
haiku, why is this?
Haiku # 2725, December 8, 1999 6:15 pm ET
by C Sharp
Rodent on the wheel
Running all fucking night long
Cat eats well tonight

Slingshot the hamster
Flying free through summer breeze
Till he hit a wall
Haiku # 2724, December 8, 1999 2:52 pm ET
by Phil Lacheau
The festive season
A time for getting shitfaced
And being naughty
Haiku # 2723, December 8, 1999 2:20 am ET
by hhtigerlily
from the murky depths
stalking, the mudshark rises
surfer snack yumyum
Haiku # 2722, December 7, 1999 1:12 pm ET
by mondongo of Houston
I must go on, yes.
The implacable now, is.
Denial is death.
Haiku # 2721, December 7, 1999 11:40 am ET
by buzzer
Jerry Garcia
Walked out on the Edge of Life
To show us it''s there......
Haiku # 2720, December 7, 1999 4:04 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
IN THE NEWS HAIKU

Militia bomb plan
Plot to add Y2K fears
FBI busts them

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/ts/crime_militia_2.html
Haiku # 2719, December 5, 1999 1:13 am ET
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU

Grieving scientists
Problems with the Mars Lander
Silence for two days

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/ts/space_mars_15.html
Haiku # 2718, December 5, 1999 1:01 am ET
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU

Eye under the knife
Will Stevie Wonder have sight?
Microchip in eye

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/re/life_wonder_3.html
Haiku # 2717, December 5, 1999 12:56 am ET
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU

He was a robber
Then he became an author
Now a cop killer

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991202/od/author_1.html
Haiku # 2716, December 5, 1999 12:40 am ET
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU

Tabloid paper pic
Miss U.K. shows her boobies
She claims she was duped

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/kingdom_1.html
Haiku # 2715, December 5, 1999 12:36 am ET
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU

Retired Kenyan man
Living it up on pension
Hooker steals his cash

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/retiree_1.html
Haiku # 2714, December 5, 1999 12:27 am ET
by eroc
Darting passed skyline
U.F.O''s over Shanghai
Flaming orange tail

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/china_ufo_1.html
Haiku # 2713, December 5, 1999 12:11 am ET
by eroc
Pass this on, 10 friends
You too, will be annoying
As a hair-on-tongue
Haiku # 2712, December 4, 1999 9:48 pm ET
by Lynn Umbarger of Troy, Bigfruitastan
sometimes i wonder
sometimes i am wonderful
sometimes i am not
Haiku # 2711, December 4, 1999 5:23 pm ET
by ash