Haiku obsession
All I touched turned to ka ka
I needed a break
by hhtigerlily
sliver of the shat-
tered mayonnaise jar in my
arse. could you yank it?
by Basho-matic
a gray road turns west
one sun turns gray
an airplane shatters the lake
by tub-thumper
the green park in winter
trees bend from cold rain
a garbage truck blows smoke into my face
by tub-thumper
a painting of river stones
water color brush
a bird sings with laughter
by tub-thumper
Sometimes Sara sees
the mirror I almost kiss.
More often than I.
by Bleeding One
Pandas big tummies
delightfully round and taut
can hold a family
Junior brave and dim
Swaggering with young man''s guts
Those guts are tasty
Father fat protector
Like passion beats fangs and claws
His head is crunchy
by Fruity of Oakland,
It`s like semaphore
But with helium-filled frogs
Instead of two flags
by Kenneth Extension
Shiny appliance
So unconditionally
Rounded, like a egg
by Kenneth Extension
Ah, slim minute hand
Smoothly sweeping round the face
How I adore you
by Kenneth Extension
I have two boxes
One is empty and open
The other isn`t
by Kenneth Extension
Do you love Jesus?
No, not in a dirty way
In a lovely one
by Kenneth Extension
lily blooms anew
must be a seasonal thing
or some new manure
by ash
Eric Idle says
"Always look at the bright side
Of life!" Thanks Eric
by Scott of Alton,
I retired from life
And found comfort in my death
And the world rejoiced
by Scott of Alton,
Another bender-
gorilla night, sandpaper
sex. viagra death.
by Basho-matic
O object to the
mandatory kigo in
haiku, why is this?
by C Sharp
Rodent on the wheel
Running all fucking night long
Cat eats well tonight
Slingshot the hamster
Flying free through summer breeze
Till he hit a wall
by Phil Lacheau
The festive season
A time for getting shitfaced
And being naughty
by hhtigerlily
from the murky depths
stalking, the mudshark rises
surfer snack yumyum
by mondongo of Houston
I must go on, yes.
The implacable now, is.
Denial is death.
by buzzer
Jerry Garcia
Walked out on the Edge of Life
To show us it''s there......
by SHAGGYDOO
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Militia bomb plan
Plot to add Y2K fears
FBI busts them
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/ts/crime_militia_2.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Grieving scientists
Problems with the Mars Lander
Silence for two days
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/ts/space_mars_15.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Eye under the knife
Will Stevie Wonder have sight?
Microchip in eye
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/re/life_wonder_3.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
He was a robber
Then he became an author
Now a cop killer
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991202/od/author_1.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Tabloid paper pic
Miss U.K. shows her boobies
She claims she was duped
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/kingdom_1.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Retired Kenyan man
Living it up on pension
Hooker steals his cash
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/retiree_1.html
by eroc
Darting passed skyline
U.F.O''s over Shanghai
Flaming orange tail
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/china_ufo_1.html
by eroc
Pass this on, 10 friends
You too, will be annoying
As a hair-on-tongue
by Lynn Umbarger of Troy, Bigfruitastan
sometimes i wonder
sometimes i am wonderful
sometimes i am not
by ash
The sound of one hand
clapping/or is it the su-
shi bar''s aroma?
by Basho-matic
This thing is fucked up,
Or do I have double sight?
I say to myself......
by SHAGGYDOO
My nuts are right here
Waiting for you to lick them!
You stupid bastard!!!
by Tony's Grandpa
My nuts are right here
Waiting for you to lick them!
You stupid bastard!!!
by Tony's Grandpa
From a mountain top
Or on the shores of the sea
I''m thinking of you
by SHAGGYDOO
From a mountain top
Or on the shores of the sea
I''m thinking of you
by SHAGGYDOO
Luftwaffe angels
Transmit tofu gesundtight
Gotterdammerungs
by Fezziwig the Downtrodden
No rice allowed here.
The bells in her pelvis clang,
Who stole the duct tape?
by Basho-matic
Be my Buttmunch, man
and I will be your fairy
for I have no life
by Ren of Quakertown, usa
Be my Buttmunch, man
and I will be your fairy
forever lifeless
by Ren of Quakertown, usa
IRC adict
Dont know why i still come here
I should really leave
by Damien of Honolulu,
Eternal truth,nay
why not settle for something
less obnoxious: suds.
by Basho-matic
The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five
by Admiral Quality of Toronto, Canada
It`s five, seven, five,
Not seven, ten and fourteen.
Do you know nothing?
by Scrunty Hardbody
leafblower backstrapped yardmen
roam the grounds rounding up brown-orange-red
earthworm stampede
by mondongo of Houston
Men in high stockings
Roaming the streets in dresses.
Life in Klingerville
by SHAGGYDOO
Slippery frogs are
so damn hard to shish-kebob.
I punctured her nuts.
by Basho-matic
Dog squatting
Results come quickly
Steamy brown
by Paul Corazza of Austin,
a deer lies beside the road discarded
victim of a cell phone yakker
moron
by mondongo of Houston
