leafblower backstrapped yardmen
roam the grounds rounding up brown-orange-red
earthworm stampede
by mondongo of Houston
Men in high stockings
Roaming the streets in dresses.
Life in Klingerville
by SHAGGYDOO
Slippery frogs are
so damn hard to shish-kebob.
I punctured her nuts.
by Basho-matic
Dog squatting
Results come quickly
Steamy brown
by Paul Corazza of Austin,
a deer lies beside the road discarded
victim of a cell phone yakker
moron
by mondongo of Houston
Forces of evil
Here I sit broken hearted
Pickles really kick ass
by Payne of Edmonton, Canada
DVD movies,
Famous flics on pricey disks,
They make great coasters.
by Mortis, R. Igor of Coughnia
My Pez dispensers,
Kermit, Batman, Chewbacca,
Vomit red candy.
by Mortis, R. Igor of Coughnia
My anaconda,
Lovable pet that gives higs,
But he ate my cat.
by Mortis, R. Igor of Coughnia
I love Halloween.
Doorbells ringing, trick or treat,
Flaming bag of dung.
by Mortis, R. Igor of Coughnia
Novus Ciclorum
Where the Gaurdians rule all
And nature rules them
by dira'i of d'ani, Novus Ciclorum
Gaurdian Leo
This beast is strong as an ox
Protects against bad
by Jennifer Eldridge of D'ani, Novus Ciclorum
global corporate stress relief run
to restroom repeatedly flush toilet closeyed
soulsoothing jungle waterfall ahhhhhhh
by mondongo of Houston
woman at express checkout with too many items
so selfimportant won''t she be surprised
when uncaring death takes her as it does us, ultimately
by mondongo of Houston
W.T.O.
Say goodbye to your freedoms
This will change your lives
by SHAGGYDOO
My buddy Jack-O
Stepped over the edge and looked
He''s now a half-tard
by SHAGGYDOO
Life on AOL
is sooooo bad that I''m thinking
I must kill myself!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
A creative lull
Passes over like a storm
Diluting our lives
by SHAGGYDOO
morning fogmass laying low
a moist dullwhite pancake floating above the ground
photon cushion
by mondongo of Houston
My toaster has died
Just when I craved crispy bread
Feel the tragedy
by SHAGGYDOO
Someday I will try
I will be the President
I will get shot down
by Scott of Alton,
Universal Soldiers
Who pump aimlessly at night
Heaven sealed its'' door
by Scott of Alton,
remember, poop chutes
are the universal hole
watch out pets, Run RUNNNN.
by Scott of Alton,
As time rolls On, I
Realize Just What You Mean
To Me... a paycheck
by Scott of Alton,
Unc'' "We wrote the book
on procrastination but
Haven''t published yet"
by Scott of Alton,
a small mystery
why do they call it pussy
when it smells like fish?
by ash
Fireman hate drunks!
They crash the hook and ladder
and tap hose to keg!
by Kackarott
Engine still at home
No money motherfucker
Wont move til fifty!
by Kackarott
Michael McKiernan
Cat piss smelling interview
No fat firemen!
by Kackarott
the shit you''re making
equals the crap you''re faking
roger that houston!
by Lifer of San Quentin,
dry turkeys kick ass
destroy your favorite groups
illuminati
by oldnasty
Red-heads love fat cock
Jake,too bad you can''t have mine.
Sorry but I''m straight
by HaiPoo
Chocolate sex queen
Spank your dance for me only
Oreo''s in hand
by Kackarott
naked midget women mudwrestling
brownglistening jiggling tits spotlight
gleaming on slippery rump sparks my desire
by mondongo of Houston
Ah, to gyrate here
inside a surly midget
dirty little guy
by Anonymous Poet
my dearest midget,
how i long for us to make
lucrative movies
by Anonymous Poet
you''re so lickety
I fear a groinal rupture
near my plinky poo
by Anonymous Poet
licking my own nips
i''m searching for elixir
what became of my boku?
by Richard L. of Kumquat the sasquatch indian,
licking my own nips
i''m searching for elixir
what became of my boku?
by Richard L. of Kumquat the sasquatch indian,
bad haiku today
keeps the geisha girls away
cherry blossoms whine
by Basho-matic
crisp air, falling orange red leaves
magic just to be in the here and now
unless of course you''re a turkey
by mondongo of Houston
my boss just raped me
the cops said I asked for it
with my work ethic
so I killed the cops
and passed out their guns to crooks
one of whom raped me
the story''s moral?
don''t look so hard for morals
you fucking nitwit
by Hollywood Bonfire
I''m a pinata
beat me good with a big stick
and candy results
by Hollywood Bonfire
the furious ape
flings his feces at the sky
his god laughs at him
by Hollywood Bonfire
one ''g'' for a bundle of wood
two ''g'' for a woody wanter
gee...
by mondongo of Houston
Ah, do you not see?
If you can apply logic,
It`s just the one G.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Feet firmly on ground.
Attitude is Born Again.
There''s rebirth in Drink!
by SHAGGYDOO
Tripped to Ottawa
The Land of soooooo many Pubs
It was a Bender
by SHAGGYDOO
abandon all hope
ye who diddle away here
fame eludeth thee
by buzzer
orange and brown
words that suggest odor
pink
by mondongo of Houston
