Chocolate sex queen
Spank your dance for me only
Oreo''s in hand

naked midget women mudwrestling
brownglistening jiggling tits spotlight
gleaming on slippery rump sparks my desire

Ah, to gyrate here
inside a surly midget
dirty little guy

my dearest midget,
how i long for us to make
lucrative movies

you''re so lickety
I fear a groinal rupture
near my plinky poo

licking my own nips
i''m searching for elixir
what became of my boku?

licking my own nips
i''m searching for elixir
what became of my boku?

bad haiku today
keeps the geisha girls away
cherry blossoms whine

crisp air, falling orange red leaves
magic just to be in the here and now
unless of course you''re a turkey

my boss just raped me
the cops said I asked for it
with my work ethic

so I killed the cops
and passed out their guns to crooks
one of whom raped me

the story''s moral?
don''t look so hard for morals
you fucking nitwit

I''m a pinata
beat me good with a big stick
and candy results

the furious ape
flings his feces at the sky
his god laughs at him

one ''g'' for a bundle of wood
two ''g'' for a woody wanter
gee...

Ah, do you not see?
If you can apply logic,
It`s just the one G.

Feet firmly on ground.
Attitude is Born Again.
There''s rebirth in Drink!

Tripped to Ottawa
The Land of soooooo many Pubs
It was a Bender

abandon all hope
ye who diddle away here
fame eludeth thee

orange and brown
words that suggest odor
pink

I always thought that
Brown, with an emphasis on
Light was called ''Light Brown''.

Which scientists, where?
I bet they`re all colour-blind
And speccy, to boot.

All scientists say
That chicks don`t know squat about
Things that are orange

Gather ye rosebuds
While ye may but better still
Buy a costly watch

observing anal lifeform at elevator door
repeatedly pushing button thinking urgency will help
diagnose shit for brains

reckon they ate moose
meat the gravy was wavy.
Ask Davy Crockett.

testosterone ice-
cream pulverizes tonsils
eskimo scrotums

hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.

hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.

Magical Mushrooms
In a race to see who can
Get me more fucked up

Orange is simply
Brown with an empahsis on
Light instead of dark

He says it`s brownish,
When it`s quite clearly orange:
www.brainfudge.co.uk

I hope you replied,
"My name`s Scott, not Sam, you whore!"
And then cast her out.

She hardened like stone
Screaming her deepest passion
drenching my body!

Now like an angel
Curled by my side, she wispered
Play it again, Sam.

Her tightened stomach
accenting the sharp wavelengths
of her bouncing breasts

She danced on her back
Undoing the bed clothing
Pouring out her soul

Burrowing Down So Deep
I Rearranged her Psyche
Metamorphosis

Behold the Power!
Hiking the Skirt to play! Taste?
Like Buttered Popcorn!

Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world

"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"

To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth

If

a banana for breakfast
its trans-intestinal journey begins then
abracadabra! its color changed

wearing clothes emblazoned
tommy or nike swoosh
more cents than sense

Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world

"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"

To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth

If

I say goddamnit!!!!
some people flood this page YO!
chill the shitfuck out!!!!

Tripping down the road
As the yellow bricks pass by
A monkey bombs me.

running in brand new shooz
serenity, then, whats that smell
just roadkill; money well spent

third monday this week
the clock keeps watching me
ah, bliss, cubicle existence

A snake has no legs
it eats whatever it can
it slides on the dirt

A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.

A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.

Some days I thank God
I`m me and not Alanis
Morissette`s gynie

So cold, it`s like the
Tit on a witch would freeze if
Exposed to the air