Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78056 Haiku later...
He says it`s brownish,
When it`s quite clearly orange:
www.brainfudge.co.uk
Haiku # 2633 November 21, 1999 6:29 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I hope you replied,
"My name`s Scott, not Sam, you whore!"
And then cast her out.
Haiku # 2632 November 21, 1999 6:23 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
She hardened like stone
Screaming her deepest passion
drenching my body!

Haiku # 2631 November 20, 1999 7:59 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Now like an angel
Curled by my side, she wispered
Play it again, Sam.

Haiku # 2630 November 20, 1999 7:59 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Her tightened stomach
accenting the sharp wavelengths
of her bouncing breasts

Haiku # 2629 November 20, 1999 7:56 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
She danced on her back
Undoing the bed clothing
Pouring out her soul
Haiku # 2628 November 20, 1999 7:53 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Burrowing Down So Deep
I Rearranged her Psyche
Metamorphosis
Haiku # 2627 November 20, 1999 7:51 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Behold the Power!
Hiking the Skirt to play! Taste?
Like Buttered Popcorn!
Haiku # 2626 November 20, 1999 7:48 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world

"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"

To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth

If
Haiku # 2625 November 20, 1999 7:38 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
a banana for breakfast
its trans-intestinal journey begins then
abracadabra! its color changed
Haiku # 2624 November 19, 1999 5:54 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
wearing clothes emblazoned
tommy or nike swoosh
more cents than sense
Haiku # 2623 November 18, 1999 11:20 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world

"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"

To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth

If
Haiku # 2622 November 17, 1999 9:38 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
I say goddamnit!!!!
some people flood this page YO!
chill the shitfuck out!!!!
Haiku # 2621 November 17, 1999 7:03 pm ET
by Infinity of Boro,
Tripping down the road
As the yellow bricks pass by
A monkey bombs me.
Haiku # 2620 November 17, 1999 3:27 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
running in brand new shooz
serenity, then, whats that smell
just roadkill; money well spent
Haiku # 2619 November 17, 1999 11:57 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
third monday this week
the clock keeps watching me
ah, bliss, cubicle existence
Haiku # 2618 November 17, 1999 10:43 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
A snake has no legs
it eats whatever it can
it slides on the dirt
Haiku # 2617 November 17, 1999 9:31 am ET
by Jennifer Laryea of San Diego,
A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.
Haiku # 2616 November 17, 1999 9:29 am ET
by Sophia Easter of San Diego,
A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.
Haiku # 2615 November 17, 1999 9:29 am ET
by Sophia Easter of San Diego,
Some days I thank God
I`m me and not Alanis
Morissette`s gynie
Haiku # 2614 November 17, 1999 8:45 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
So cold, it`s like the
Tit on a witch would freeze if
Exposed to the air
Haiku # 2613 November 17, 1999 8:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Air conditioning
Dries my septum, making it
Crispy as a chip
Haiku # 2612 November 17, 1999 8:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My Peninsula
resembles the bit of land
rising to Cape York
Haiku # 2611 November 17, 1999 5:53 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
A Peninsula
reminds me of the finger
that is my third leg
Haiku # 2610 November 17, 1999 5:46 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Green tea at sunrise
Takes away the ashen hue
Deep inside my soul
Haiku # 2609 November 17, 1999 5:41 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
new transplant goldmine
cerebral hypoxia
switched off some circuits
Haiku # 2608 November 17, 1999 4:26 am ET
by ash
Slut has a baby
never sees pussy again
Jake this is your life
Haiku # 2607 November 16, 1999 6:05 pm ET
by Dr. Zaius
Today''s business news
Huge corporate takeover
Shit on little guy
Haiku # 2606 November 16, 1999 3:19 pm ET
by eroc
A twisted image
of a world without borders
life in a bottle.
Haiku # 2605 November 16, 1999 10:55 am ET
by Russell Collins 3 of Airville, U.S.A.
Ah, sweet almond paste
Flecked with pastry, coats my chin
It`s a chick magnet
Haiku # 2604 November 16, 1999 7:34 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Crispy biscotti
Submerged beneath my latt
Haiku # 2603 November 16, 1999 7:30 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Crispy biscotti
Submerged beneath my latt
Haiku # 2602 November 16, 1999 7:29 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I dreamt of Dana
She had horns and cloven hooves
Much like Jane Fonda
Haiku # 2601 November 16, 1999 7:29 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
if nothing seems right
reflect life is illusion
then change perspective
Haiku # 2600 November 16, 1999 4:16 am ET
by ash
Spit out like a spore
I learned to be so hollow
And fake happiness
Haiku # 2599 November 15, 1999 10:27 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Magical mushrooms
Baked Forever in my skull
Paint me a picture
Haiku # 2598 November 15, 1999 10:13 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Giving up so soon?
Why the temp here is so nice!
Rake I must, Damn you!
Haiku # 2597 November 15, 1999 10:05 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Applehead Applehead dumb
Got beat up by Brian Ayer
Smoke dick in New York
Haiku # 2596 November 15, 1999 9:11 pm ET
by Kackarott
Fat fuck cant get laid
"Damnit! Where are my pringles?"
Eat your mommy''s cunt!
Haiku # 2595 November 15, 1999 9:03 pm ET
by Kackarott
Hey Stack you are fat
and like little boy penis
Nana is still dead!
Haiku # 2594 November 15, 1999 8:56 pm ET
by Kackarott
Hey Fatone dont cry
That nana is a bugcage
I still fuck her corpse
Haiku # 2593 November 15, 1999 8:51 pm ET
by Kackarott
We were gonna fight
blood on his Drew Carey face
dumb whore asked who won
Haiku # 2592 November 15, 1999 5:49 pm ET
by Dr. Zaius
Eggs on his gross teeth
big Drew Carey looking queer
his dead cat went "rrreeeeaa"
Haiku # 2591 November 15, 1999 5:33 pm ET
by AlbinoGorilla
failed referendum
lacking sound constitution
justly euthanased
Haiku # 2590 November 15, 1999 4:58 pm ET
by ash
Working my sac off
for 37 long years
makes me say this shit
Haiku # 2589 November 14, 1999 5:29 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Juicey placentas
trickle down off the legs edge
as more life is born
Haiku # 2588 November 14, 1999 5:25 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Another fallen tear
drying the dust
and
and
and
Haiku # 2587 November 14, 1999 3:03 pm ET
by Jenna of Racine, USA
life is a drive through
rolling hills dividing the
pastures of laughter

Haiku # 2585 November 13, 1999 10:48 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Ert tricklations
of anticoagulent
nasalments exude

Haiku # 2584 November 13, 1999 10:35 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Jackson said "Beat It"
I learned my lesson too well
Sequined gloves don''t work!
Haiku # 2583 November 13, 1999 10:24 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,