third monday this week
the clock keeps watching me
ah, bliss, cubicle existence

A snake has no legs
it eats whatever it can
it slides on the dirt

A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.

A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.

Some days I thank God
I`m me and not Alanis
Morissette`s gynie

So cold, it`s like the
Tit on a witch would freeze if
Exposed to the air

Air conditioning
Dries my septum, making it
Crispy as a chip

My Peninsula
resembles the bit of land
rising to Cape York

A Peninsula
reminds me of the finger
that is my third leg

Green tea at sunrise
Takes away the ashen hue
Deep inside my soul

new transplant goldmine
cerebral hypoxia
switched off some circuits

Slut has a baby
never sees pussy again
Jake this is your life

Today''s business news
Huge corporate takeover
Shit on little guy

A twisted image
of a world without borders
life in a bottle.

Ah, sweet almond paste
Flecked with pastry, coats my chin
It`s a chick magnet

Crispy biscotti
Submerged beneath my latt

Crispy biscotti
Submerged beneath my latt

I dreamt of Dana
She had horns and cloven hooves
Much like Jane Fonda

if nothing seems right
reflect life is illusion
then change perspective

Spit out like a spore
I learned to be so hollow
And fake happiness

Magical mushrooms
Baked Forever in my skull
Paint me a picture

Giving up so soon?
Why the temp here is so nice!
Rake I must, Damn you!

Applehead Applehead dumb
Got beat up by Brian Ayer
Smoke dick in New York

Fat fuck cant get laid
"Damnit! Where are my pringles?"
Eat your mommy''s cunt!

Hey Stack you are fat
and like little boy penis
Nana is still dead!

Hey Fatone dont cry
That nana is a bugcage
I still fuck her corpse

We were gonna fight
blood on his Drew Carey face
dumb whore asked who won

Eggs on his gross teeth
big Drew Carey looking queer
his dead cat went "rrreeeeaa"

failed referendum
lacking sound constitution
justly euthanased

Working my sac off
for 37 long years
makes me say this shit

Juicey placentas
trickle down off the legs edge
as more life is born

Another fallen tear
drying the dust
and
and
and

life is a drive through
rolling hills dividing the
pastures of laughter

Ert tricklations
of anticoagulent
nasalments exude

Jackson said "Beat It"
I learned my lesson too well
Sequined gloves don''t work!

Giving up so soon?
Why the temp here is so nice!
Rake I must, Damn you!

KACKAROTT,open
let me slide my fat cock in
I know you want it

Kackarott, I have
read them all...you need some help
YOU REALLY ARE GAY!!!!

Red Heads have red hair
Those poor bastards, some are queer.
Jake you fuckin queer

Bloody tear stained face
He screams "THIRD PAIR OF GLASSES!"
Holding rocks... i smirk

See the small flower
Stretching to reach the sunbeams
Please, don`t step on it

My neoprene pants
Keep me warm underwater
And prevent shrinkage

Ahoy giant snail
Walking with your single foot
Leavng one footprint

Glazed in my mischief,
She smiled and said, your not Greg
and she promptly fled

I listen hard when
Art says, "What a dream I had..."
If There Was Such Love...

Come back happy, Come
back happy, Come back happy
Klegem, Klegem, Kleg

forks like a wishbone
handlebars like a moustache
mangled motorbike

And so today my
world it smiles, your hand in mine
we walk the miles, Thanks

Years of what iffs drown
In an effervescent pool
Of marriage doldroms

Rolling Too Conscious
Endless Nights of Sleeplessness
I Miss Suzy Q