woman at express checkout with too many items
so selfimportant won''t she be surprised
when uncaring death takes her as it does us, ultimately
by mondongo of Houston
W.T.O.
Say goodbye to your freedoms
This will change your lives
by SHAGGYDOO
My buddy Jack-O
Stepped over the edge and looked
He''s now a half-tard
by SHAGGYDOO
Life on AOL
is sooooo bad that I''m thinking
I must kill myself!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
A creative lull
Passes over like a storm
Diluting our lives
by SHAGGYDOO
morning fogmass laying low
a moist dullwhite pancake floating above the ground
photon cushion
by mondongo of Houston
My toaster has died
Just when I craved crispy bread
Feel the tragedy
by SHAGGYDOO
Someday I will try
I will be the President
I will get shot down
by Scott of Alton,
Universal Soldiers
Who pump aimlessly at night
Heaven sealed its'' door
by Scott of Alton,
remember, poop chutes
are the universal hole
watch out pets, Run RUNNNN.
by Scott of Alton,
As time rolls On, I
Realize Just What You Mean
To Me... a paycheck
by Scott of Alton,
Unc'' "We wrote the book
on procrastination but
Haven''t published yet"
by Scott of Alton,
a small mystery
why do they call it pussy
when it smells like fish?
by ash
Fireman hate drunks!
They crash the hook and ladder
and tap hose to keg!
by Kackarott
Engine still at home
No money motherfucker
Wont move til fifty!
by Kackarott
Michael McKiernan
Cat piss smelling interview
No fat firemen!
by Kackarott
the shit you''re making
equals the crap you''re faking
roger that houston!
by Lifer of San Quentin,
dry turkeys kick ass
destroy your favorite groups
illuminati
by oldnasty
Red-heads love fat cock
Jake,too bad you can''t have mine.
Sorry but I''m straight
by HaiPoo
Chocolate sex queen
Spank your dance for me only
Oreo''s in hand
by Kackarott
naked midget women mudwrestling
brownglistening jiggling tits spotlight
gleaming on slippery rump sparks my desire
by mondongo of Houston
Ah, to gyrate here
inside a surly midget
dirty little guy
by Anonymous Poet
my dearest midget,
how i long for us to make
lucrative movies
by Anonymous Poet
you''re so lickety
I fear a groinal rupture
near my plinky poo
by Anonymous Poet
licking my own nips
i''m searching for elixir
what became of my boku?
by Richard L. of Kumquat the sasquatch indian,
licking my own nips
i''m searching for elixir
what became of my boku?
by Richard L. of Kumquat the sasquatch indian,
bad haiku today
keeps the geisha girls away
cherry blossoms whine
by Basho-matic
crisp air, falling orange red leaves
magic just to be in the here and now
unless of course you''re a turkey
by mondongo of Houston
my boss just raped me
the cops said I asked for it
with my work ethic
so I killed the cops
and passed out their guns to crooks
one of whom raped me
the story''s moral?
don''t look so hard for morals
you fucking nitwit
by Hollywood Bonfire
I''m a pinata
beat me good with a big stick
and candy results
by Hollywood Bonfire
the furious ape
flings his feces at the sky
his god laughs at him
by Hollywood Bonfire
one ''g'' for a bundle of wood
two ''g'' for a woody wanter
gee...
by mondongo of Houston
Ah, do you not see?
If you can apply logic,
It`s just the one G.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Feet firmly on ground.
Attitude is Born Again.
There''s rebirth in Drink!
by SHAGGYDOO
Tripped to Ottawa
The Land of soooooo many Pubs
It was a Bender
by SHAGGYDOO
abandon all hope
ye who diddle away here
fame eludeth thee
by buzzer
orange and brown
words that suggest odor
pink
by mondongo of Houston
I always thought that
Brown, with an emphasis on
Light was called ''Light Brown''.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Which scientists, where?
I bet they`re all colour-blind
And speccy, to boot.
by Scrunty Hardbody
All scientists say
That chicks don`t know squat about
Things that are orange
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Gather ye rosebuds
While ye may but better still
Buy a costly watch
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
observing anal lifeform at elevator door
repeatedly pushing button thinking urgency will help
diagnose shit for brains
by mondongo of Houston
reckon they ate moose
meat the gravy was wavy.
Ask Davy Crockett.
by buzzer
testosterone ice-
cream pulverizes tonsils
eskimo scrotums
by buzzer
hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.
by Anonymous Poet
hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.
by Anonymous Poet
Magical Mushrooms
In a race to see who can
Get me more fucked up
by Y10K
Orange is simply
Brown with an empahsis on
Light instead of dark
by Y10k
He says it`s brownish,
When it`s quite clearly orange:
www.brainfudge.co.uk
by Scrunty Hardbody
I hope you replied,
"My name`s Scott, not Sam, you whore!"
And then cast her out.
by Scrunty Hardbody
