the shit you''re making
equals the crap you''re faking
roger that houston!
by Lifer of San Quentin,
dry turkeys kick ass
destroy your favorite groups
illuminati
by oldnasty
Red-heads love fat cock
Jake,too bad you can''t have mine.
Sorry but I''m straight
by HaiPoo
Chocolate sex queen
Spank your dance for me only
Oreo''s in hand
by Kackarott
naked midget women mudwrestling
brownglistening jiggling tits spotlight
gleaming on slippery rump sparks my desire
by mondongo of Houston
Ah, to gyrate here
inside a surly midget
dirty little guy
by Anonymous Poet
my dearest midget,
how i long for us to make
lucrative movies
by Anonymous Poet
you''re so lickety
I fear a groinal rupture
near my plinky poo
by Anonymous Poet
licking my own nips
i''m searching for elixir
what became of my boku?
by Richard L. of Kumquat the sasquatch indian,
licking my own nips
i''m searching for elixir
what became of my boku?
by Richard L. of Kumquat the sasquatch indian,
bad haiku today
keeps the geisha girls away
cherry blossoms whine
by Basho-matic
crisp air, falling orange red leaves
magic just to be in the here and now
unless of course you''re a turkey
by mondongo of Houston
my boss just raped me
the cops said I asked for it
with my work ethic
so I killed the cops
and passed out their guns to crooks
one of whom raped me
the story''s moral?
don''t look so hard for morals
you fucking nitwit
by Hollywood Bonfire
I''m a pinata
beat me good with a big stick
and candy results
by Hollywood Bonfire
the furious ape
flings his feces at the sky
his god laughs at him
by Hollywood Bonfire
one ''g'' for a bundle of wood
two ''g'' for a woody wanter
gee...
by mondongo of Houston
Ah, do you not see?
If you can apply logic,
It`s just the one G.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Feet firmly on ground.
Attitude is Born Again.
There''s rebirth in Drink!
by SHAGGYDOO
Tripped to Ottawa
The Land of soooooo many Pubs
It was a Bender
by SHAGGYDOO
abandon all hope
ye who diddle away here
fame eludeth thee
by buzzer
orange and brown
words that suggest odor
pink
by mondongo of Houston
I always thought that
Brown, with an emphasis on
Light was called ''Light Brown''.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Which scientists, where?
I bet they`re all colour-blind
And speccy, to boot.
by Scrunty Hardbody
All scientists say
That chicks don`t know squat about
Things that are orange
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Gather ye rosebuds
While ye may but better still
Buy a costly watch
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
observing anal lifeform at elevator door
repeatedly pushing button thinking urgency will help
diagnose shit for brains
by mondongo of Houston
reckon they ate moose
meat the gravy was wavy.
Ask Davy Crockett.
by buzzer
testosterone ice-
cream pulverizes tonsils
eskimo scrotums
by buzzer
hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.
by Anonymous Poet
hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.
by Anonymous Poet
Magical Mushrooms
In a race to see who can
Get me more fucked up
by Y10K
Orange is simply
Brown with an empahsis on
Light instead of dark
by Y10k
He says it`s brownish,
When it`s quite clearly orange:
www.brainfudge.co.uk
by Scrunty Hardbody
I hope you replied,
"My name`s Scott, not Sam, you whore!"
And then cast her out.
by Scrunty Hardbody
She hardened like stone
Screaming her deepest passion
drenching my body!
by Scott of Alton,
Now like an angel
Curled by my side, she wispered
Play it again, Sam.
by Scott of Alton,
Her tightened stomach
accenting the sharp wavelengths
of her bouncing breasts
by Scott of Alton,
She danced on her back
Undoing the bed clothing
Pouring out her soul
by Scott of Alton,
Burrowing Down So Deep
I Rearranged her Psyche
Metamorphosis
by Scott of Alton,
Behold the Power!
Hiking the Skirt to play! Taste?
Like Buttered Popcorn!
by Scott of Alton,
Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world
"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"
To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth
If
by Scott of Alton,
a banana for breakfast
its trans-intestinal journey begins then
abracadabra! its color changed
by mondongo of Houston
wearing clothes emblazoned
tommy or nike swoosh
more cents than sense
by mondongo of Houston
Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world
"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"
To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth
If
by Scott of Alton,
I say goddamnit!!!!
some people flood this page YO!
chill the shitfuck out!!!!
by Infinity of Boro,
Tripping down the road
As the yellow bricks pass by
A monkey bombs me.
by SHAGGYDOO
running in brand new shooz
serenity, then, whats that smell
just roadkill; money well spent
by mondongo of Houston
third monday this week
the clock keeps watching me
ah, bliss, cubicle existence
by mondongo of Houston
A snake has no legs
it eats whatever it can
it slides on the dirt
by Jennifer Laryea of San Diego,
A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.
by Sophia Easter of San Diego,
