Ah, do you not see?
If you can apply logic,
It`s just the one G.

Feet firmly on ground.
Attitude is Born Again.
There''s rebirth in Drink!

Tripped to Ottawa
The Land of soooooo many Pubs
It was a Bender

abandon all hope
ye who diddle away here
fame eludeth thee

orange and brown
words that suggest odor
pink

I always thought that
Brown, with an emphasis on
Light was called ''Light Brown''.

Which scientists, where?
I bet they`re all colour-blind
And speccy, to boot.

All scientists say
That chicks don`t know squat about
Things that are orange

Gather ye rosebuds
While ye may but better still
Buy a costly watch

observing anal lifeform at elevator door
repeatedly pushing button thinking urgency will help
diagnose shit for brains

reckon they ate moose
meat the gravy was wavy.
Ask Davy Crockett.

testosterone ice-
cream pulverizes tonsils
eskimo scrotums

hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.

hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.

Magical Mushrooms
In a race to see who can
Get me more fucked up

Orange is simply
Brown with an empahsis on
Light instead of dark

He says it`s brownish,
When it`s quite clearly orange:
www.brainfudge.co.uk

I hope you replied,
"My name`s Scott, not Sam, you whore!"
And then cast her out.

She hardened like stone
Screaming her deepest passion
drenching my body!

Now like an angel
Curled by my side, she wispered
Play it again, Sam.

Her tightened stomach
accenting the sharp wavelengths
of her bouncing breasts

She danced on her back
Undoing the bed clothing
Pouring out her soul

Burrowing Down So Deep
I Rearranged her Psyche
Metamorphosis

Behold the Power!
Hiking the Skirt to play! Taste?
Like Buttered Popcorn!

Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world

"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"

To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth

If

a banana for breakfast
its trans-intestinal journey begins then
abracadabra! its color changed

wearing clothes emblazoned
tommy or nike swoosh
more cents than sense

Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world

"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"

To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth

If

I say goddamnit!!!!
some people flood this page YO!
chill the shitfuck out!!!!

Tripping down the road
As the yellow bricks pass by
A monkey bombs me.

running in brand new shooz
serenity, then, whats that smell
just roadkill; money well spent

third monday this week
the clock keeps watching me
ah, bliss, cubicle existence

A snake has no legs
it eats whatever it can
it slides on the dirt

A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.

A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.

Some days I thank God
I`m me and not Alanis
Morissette`s gynie

So cold, it`s like the
Tit on a witch would freeze if
Exposed to the air

Air conditioning
Dries my septum, making it
Crispy as a chip

My Peninsula
resembles the bit of land
rising to Cape York

A Peninsula
reminds me of the finger
that is my third leg

Green tea at sunrise
Takes away the ashen hue
Deep inside my soul

new transplant goldmine
cerebral hypoxia
switched off some circuits

Slut has a baby
never sees pussy again
Jake this is your life

Today''s business news
Huge corporate takeover
Shit on little guy

A twisted image
of a world without borders
life in a bottle.

Ah, sweet almond paste
Flecked with pastry, coats my chin
It`s a chick magnet

Crispy biscotti
Submerged beneath my latt

Crispy biscotti
Submerged beneath my latt

I dreamt of Dana
She had horns and cloven hooves
Much like Jane Fonda

if nothing seems right
reflect life is illusion
then change perspective