crisp air, falling orange red leaves
magic just to be in the here and now
unless of course you''re a turkey
by mondongo of Houston
my boss just raped me
the cops said I asked for it
with my work ethic
so I killed the cops
and passed out their guns to crooks
one of whom raped me
the story''s moral?
don''t look so hard for morals
you fucking nitwit
by Hollywood Bonfire
I''m a pinata
beat me good with a big stick
and candy results
by Hollywood Bonfire
the furious ape
flings his feces at the sky
his god laughs at him
by Hollywood Bonfire
one ''g'' for a bundle of wood
two ''g'' for a woody wanter
gee...
by mondongo of Houston
Ah, do you not see?
If you can apply logic,
It`s just the one G.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Feet firmly on ground.
Attitude is Born Again.
There''s rebirth in Drink!
by SHAGGYDOO
Tripped to Ottawa
The Land of soooooo many Pubs
It was a Bender
by SHAGGYDOO
abandon all hope
ye who diddle away here
fame eludeth thee
by buzzer
orange and brown
words that suggest odor
pink
by mondongo of Houston
I always thought that
Brown, with an emphasis on
Light was called ''Light Brown''.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Which scientists, where?
I bet they`re all colour-blind
And speccy, to boot.
by Scrunty Hardbody
All scientists say
That chicks don`t know squat about
Things that are orange
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Gather ye rosebuds
While ye may but better still
Buy a costly watch
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
observing anal lifeform at elevator door
repeatedly pushing button thinking urgency will help
diagnose shit for brains
by mondongo of Houston
reckon they ate moose
meat the gravy was wavy.
Ask Davy Crockett.
by buzzer
testosterone ice-
cream pulverizes tonsils
eskimo scrotums
by buzzer
hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.
by Anonymous Poet
hark what lipo suc-
tion signifies I detect
in your lips. Kiss off.
by Anonymous Poet
Magical Mushrooms
In a race to see who can
Get me more fucked up
by Y10K
Orange is simply
Brown with an empahsis on
Light instead of dark
by Y10k
He says it`s brownish,
When it`s quite clearly orange:
www.brainfudge.co.uk
by Scrunty Hardbody
I hope you replied,
"My name`s Scott, not Sam, you whore!"
And then cast her out.
by Scrunty Hardbody
She hardened like stone
Screaming her deepest passion
drenching my body!
by Scott of Alton,
Now like an angel
Curled by my side, she wispered
Play it again, Sam.
by Scott of Alton,
Her tightened stomach
accenting the sharp wavelengths
of her bouncing breasts
by Scott of Alton,
She danced on her back
Undoing the bed clothing
Pouring out her soul
by Scott of Alton,
Burrowing Down So Deep
I Rearranged her Psyche
Metamorphosis
by Scott of Alton,
Behold the Power!
Hiking the Skirt to play! Taste?
Like Buttered Popcorn!
by Scott of Alton,
Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world
"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"
To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth
If
by Scott of Alton,
a banana for breakfast
its trans-intestinal journey begins then
abracadabra! its color changed
by mondongo of Houston
wearing clothes emblazoned
tommy or nike swoosh
more cents than sense
by mondongo of Houston
Life can be easy
For all "Me"-oriented
People of the world
"I love me so much
I could screw myself to death
and smile all the while"
To hell with every
Cock-sucking "me-only" fucks
That grace this spoiled earth
If
by Scott of Alton,
I say goddamnit!!!!
some people flood this page YO!
chill the shitfuck out!!!!
by Infinity of Boro,
Tripping down the road
As the yellow bricks pass by
A monkey bombs me.
by SHAGGYDOO
running in brand new shooz
serenity, then, whats that smell
just roadkill; money well spent
by mondongo of Houston
third monday this week
the clock keeps watching me
ah, bliss, cubicle existence
by mondongo of Houston
A snake has no legs
it eats whatever it can
it slides on the dirt
by Jennifer Laryea of San Diego,
A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.
by Sophia Easter of San Diego,
A beautiful bird
was singing her lovely songs
until the night fall.
by Sophia Easter of San Diego,
Some days I thank God
I`m me and not Alanis
Morissette`s gynie
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
So cold, it`s like the
Tit on a witch would freeze if
Exposed to the air
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Air conditioning
Dries my septum, making it
Crispy as a chip
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My Peninsula
resembles the bit of land
rising to Cape York
by Tony's Grandpa
A Peninsula
reminds me of the finger
that is my third leg
by Tony's Grandpa
Green tea at sunrise
Takes away the ashen hue
Deep inside my soul
by SHAGGYDOO
new transplant goldmine
cerebral hypoxia
switched off some circuits
by ash
Slut has a baby
never sees pussy again
Jake this is your life
by Dr. Zaius
Today''s business news
Huge corporate takeover
Shit on little guy
by eroc
A twisted image
of a world without borders
life in a bottle.
by Russell Collins 3 of Airville, U.S.A.
