IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Grieving scientists
Problems with the Mars Lander
Silence for two days
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/ts/space_mars_15.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Eye under the knife
Will Stevie Wonder have sight?
Microchip in eye
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/re/life_wonder_3.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
He was a robber
Then he became an author
Now a cop killer
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991202/od/author_1.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Tabloid paper pic
Miss U.K. shows her boobies
She claims she was duped
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/kingdom_1.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Retired Kenyan man
Living it up on pension
Hooker steals his cash
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/retiree_1.html
by eroc
Darting passed skyline
U.F.O''s over Shanghai
Flaming orange tail
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/china_ufo_1.html
by eroc
Pass this on, 10 friends
You too, will be annoying
As a hair-on-tongue
by Lynn Umbarger of Troy, Bigfruitastan
sometimes i wonder
sometimes i am wonderful
sometimes i am not
by ash
The sound of one hand
clapping/or is it the su-
shi bar''s aroma?
by Basho-matic
This thing is fucked up,
Or do I have double sight?
I say to myself......
by SHAGGYDOO
My nuts are right here
Waiting for you to lick them!
You stupid bastard!!!
by Tony's Grandpa
My nuts are right here
Waiting for you to lick them!
You stupid bastard!!!
by Tony's Grandpa
From a mountain top
Or on the shores of the sea
I''m thinking of you
by SHAGGYDOO
From a mountain top
Or on the shores of the sea
I''m thinking of you
by SHAGGYDOO
Luftwaffe angels
Transmit tofu gesundtight
Gotterdammerungs
by Fezziwig the Downtrodden
No rice allowed here.
The bells in her pelvis clang,
Who stole the duct tape?
by Basho-matic
Be my Buttmunch, man
and I will be your fairy
for I have no life
by Ren of Quakertown, usa
Be my Buttmunch, man
and I will be your fairy
forever lifeless
by Ren of Quakertown, usa
IRC adict
Dont know why i still come here
I should really leave
by Damien of Honolulu,
Eternal truth,nay
why not settle for something
less obnoxious: suds.
by Basho-matic
The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five
by Admiral Quality of Toronto, Canada
It`s five, seven, five,
Not seven, ten and fourteen.
Do you know nothing?
by Scrunty Hardbody
leafblower backstrapped yardmen
roam the grounds rounding up brown-orange-red
earthworm stampede
by mondongo of Houston
Men in high stockings
Roaming the streets in dresses.
Life in Klingerville
by SHAGGYDOO
Slippery frogs are
so damn hard to shish-kebob.
I punctured her nuts.
by Basho-matic
Dog squatting
Results come quickly
Steamy brown
by Paul Corazza of Austin,
a deer lies beside the road discarded
victim of a cell phone yakker
moron
by mondongo of Houston
Forces of evil
Here I sit broken hearted
Pickles really kick ass
by Payne of Edmonton, Canada
DVD movies,
Famous flics on pricey disks,
They make great coasters.
by Mortis, R. Igor of Coughnia
My Pez dispensers,
Kermit, Batman, Chewbacca,
Vomit red candy.
by Mortis, R. Igor of Coughnia
My anaconda,
Lovable pet that gives higs,
But he ate my cat.
by Mortis, R. Igor of Coughnia
I love Halloween.
Doorbells ringing, trick or treat,
Flaming bag of dung.
by Mortis, R. Igor of Coughnia
Novus Ciclorum
Where the Gaurdians rule all
And nature rules them
by dira'i of d'ani, Novus Ciclorum
Gaurdian Leo
This beast is strong as an ox
Protects against bad
by Jennifer Eldridge of D'ani, Novus Ciclorum
global corporate stress relief run
to restroom repeatedly flush toilet closeyed
soulsoothing jungle waterfall ahhhhhhh
by mondongo of Houston
woman at express checkout with too many items
so selfimportant won''t she be surprised
when uncaring death takes her as it does us, ultimately
by mondongo of Houston
W.T.O.
Say goodbye to your freedoms
This will change your lives
by SHAGGYDOO
My buddy Jack-O
Stepped over the edge and looked
He''s now a half-tard
by SHAGGYDOO
Life on AOL
is sooooo bad that I''m thinking
I must kill myself!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
A creative lull
Passes over like a storm
Diluting our lives
by SHAGGYDOO
morning fogmass laying low
a moist dullwhite pancake floating above the ground
photon cushion
by mondongo of Houston
My toaster has died
Just when I craved crispy bread
Feel the tragedy
by SHAGGYDOO
Someday I will try
I will be the President
I will get shot down
by Scott of Alton,
Universal Soldiers
Who pump aimlessly at night
Heaven sealed its'' door
by Scott of Alton,
remember, poop chutes
are the universal hole
watch out pets, Run RUNNNN.
by Scott of Alton,
As time rolls On, I
Realize Just What You Mean
To Me... a paycheck
by Scott of Alton,
Unc'' "We wrote the book
on procrastination but
Haven''t published yet"
by Scott of Alton,
a small mystery
why do they call it pussy
when it smells like fish?
by ash
Fireman hate drunks!
They crash the hook and ladder
and tap hose to keg!
by Kackarott
Engine still at home
No money motherfucker
Wont move til fifty!
by Kackarott
