a quaint bungalow
hibachi blackened lambchops
crossword puzzle hell

if you can dream it
than it''s possible, they say
that''s ridiculous

six pieces of meat
one obscene bowling trophy
seven tylenol

in my mom''s house dress
i sing songs about nothing
and piss in the food

nobody can see
the rainbow
on my rear window

January is........
A time for new direction
In warmer climates

the skys are blue today
i''m writing just to say hey
so what do you think?

ultramarathon
thirtyone miles thru the mist
sure''s nice to sit down

the brave legs are spent
beaten up by hilly trails
but beer soothes the soul

A stolen moment
Outside in a grassy knoll
Hope no one saw us.

Who wrote the book of
love? I didn''t.You didn''t.
We don''t want to know.

Frigid afternoons
Cover me like a blanket
When you say good bye

Haiku obsession
All I touched turned to ka ka
I needed a break

sliver of the shat-
tered mayonnaise jar in my
arse. could you yank it?

a gray road turns west
one sun turns gray
an airplane shatters the lake

the green park in winter
trees bend from cold rain
a garbage truck blows smoke into my face

a painting of river stones
water color brush
a bird sings with laughter

Sometimes Sara sees
the mirror I almost kiss.
More often than I.

Pandas big tummies
delightfully round and taut
can hold a family

Junior brave and dim
Swaggering with young man''s guts
Those guts are tasty

Father fat protector
Like passion beats fangs and claws
His head is crunchy

Haiku # 2735 ↗ December 10, 1999 10:53 am ET

by Fruity of Oakland,