Doing the wash sucks!
I think I need a maid here.
To clean up this place!
by Tony's Grandpa
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That is so very fun
by neo of Canada
Hold it in your hand
Be the best friend you can be
Kiss it...yes...kiss it
by SHAGGYDOO
Late night close-up smiles
Show me that you like the touch
When my tongue is there
by SHAGGYDOO
first i become those
my parents warned me about
then i became them
by ash
between now and then
twixt today and tomorrow
the same conjunction
by ash
These god damned drivers!
They don''t have a clue today.
Where is my pill box?
by Tony's Grandpa
Tip toed through the room
So not to wake the bovine
Hey....we all need lovin!
by Tony's Grandpa
Wretched bag of poop
Left on my doorstep tonight
By those bastard kids
by Tony's Grandpa
a quaint bungalow
hibachi blackened lambchops
crossword puzzle hell
by Basho-matic
if you can dream it
than it''s possible, they say
that''s ridiculous
by Hollywood Bonfire
six pieces of meat
one obscene bowling trophy
seven tylenol
by Hollywood Bonfire
in my mom''s house dress
i sing songs about nothing
and piss in the food
by Hollywood Bonfire
nobody can see
the rainbow
on my rear window
by What-Bad-Means? of Is that all?, Grow up!
January is........
A time for new direction
In warmer climates
by SHAGGYDOO
the skys are blue today
i''m writing just to say hey
so what do you think?
by AmBeR of cHeStEr,
ultramarathon
thirtyone miles thru the mist
sure''s nice to sit down
the brave legs are spent
beaten up by hilly trails
but beer soothes the soul
by mondongo of Houston
A stolen moment
Outside in a grassy knoll
Hope no one saw us.
by hhtigerlily
Who wrote the book of
love? I didn''t.You didn''t.
We don''t want to know.
by Basho-matic
Frigid afternoons
Cover me like a blanket
When you say good bye
by SHAGGYDOO
Haiku obsession
All I touched turned to ka ka
I needed a break
by hhtigerlily
sliver of the shat-
tered mayonnaise jar in my
arse. could you yank it?
by Basho-matic
a gray road turns west
one sun turns gray
an airplane shatters the lake
by tub-thumper
the green park in winter
trees bend from cold rain
a garbage truck blows smoke into my face
by tub-thumper
a painting of river stones
water color brush
a bird sings with laughter
by tub-thumper
Sometimes Sara sees
the mirror I almost kiss.
More often than I.
by Bleeding One
Pandas big tummies
delightfully round and taut
can hold a family
Junior brave and dim
Swaggering with young man''s guts
Those guts are tasty
Father fat protector
Like passion beats fangs and claws
His head is crunchy
by Fruity of Oakland,
It`s like semaphore
But with helium-filled frogs
Instead of two flags
by Kenneth Extension
Shiny appliance
So unconditionally
Rounded, like a egg
by Kenneth Extension
Ah, slim minute hand
Smoothly sweeping round the face
How I adore you
by Kenneth Extension
I have two boxes
One is empty and open
The other isn`t
by Kenneth Extension
Do you love Jesus?
No, not in a dirty way
In a lovely one
by Kenneth Extension
lily blooms anew
must be a seasonal thing
or some new manure
by ash
Eric Idle says
"Always look at the bright side
Of life!" Thanks Eric
by Scott of Alton,
I retired from life
And found comfort in my death
And the world rejoiced
by Scott of Alton,
Another bender-
gorilla night, sandpaper
sex. viagra death.
by Basho-matic
O object to the
mandatory kigo in
haiku, why is this?
by C Sharp
Rodent on the wheel
Running all fucking night long
Cat eats well tonight
Slingshot the hamster
Flying free through summer breeze
Till he hit a wall
by Phil Lacheau
The festive season
A time for getting shitfaced
And being naughty
by hhtigerlily
from the murky depths
stalking, the mudshark rises
surfer snack yumyum
by mondongo of Houston
I must go on, yes.
The implacable now, is.
Denial is death.
by buzzer
Jerry Garcia
Walked out on the Edge of Life
To show us it''s there......
by SHAGGYDOO
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Militia bomb plan
Plot to add Y2K fears
FBI busts them
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/ts/crime_militia_2.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Grieving scientists
Problems with the Mars Lander
Silence for two days
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/ts/space_mars_15.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Eye under the knife
Will Stevie Wonder have sight?
Microchip in eye
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991205/re/life_wonder_3.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
He was a robber
Then he became an author
Now a cop killer
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991202/od/author_1.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Tabloid paper pic
Miss U.K. shows her boobies
She claims she was duped
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/kingdom_1.html
by eroc
IN THE NEWS HAIKU
Retired Kenyan man
Living it up on pension
Hooker steals his cash
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/retiree_1.html
by eroc
Darting passed skyline
U.F.O''s over Shanghai
Flaming orange tail
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991203/od/china_ufo_1.html
by eroc
Pass this on, 10 friends
You too, will be annoying
As a hair-on-tongue
by Lynn Umbarger of Troy, Bigfruitastan
