Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 358 Days and 77348 Haiku later...

Sorry I goofed up
Too many syllables there
Damn you, Pokemon!
Haiku # 2795, December 23, 1999 3:26 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Pokemon, my heroes!
Little wonderbugs. We thank
you again Toyota!
Haiku # 2794, December 23, 1999 3:18 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Stir up those feelings
Let the blood flow down south
Come and taste my love
Haiku # 2793, December 23, 1999 11:02 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year
Haiku # 2792, December 22, 1999 1:47 pm ET
by ash
Oh, damn it to hell
you fucked with my drunkin'' mind
go blow yourself now
Haiku # 2791, December 22, 1999 12:48 am ET
by wild_strawberrie
big hats, little hats
It does not matter to me.
My head is too small
Haiku # 2790, December 21, 1999 10:00 pm ET
by Tripman
I''m drunk writing this.
Why can''t I be with a girl.
Damn, my ugliness
Haiku # 2789, December 21, 1999 9:57 pm ET
by Tripman
new century eh ?
even be that if it may
i say f2k
Haiku # 2788, December 21, 1999 3:33 am ET
by ash
glory to jesus
there are thieves in the temple
but good sales later
Haiku # 2787, December 21, 1999 3:29 am ET
by ash
infundibulum
sub-dehumanoidizing
unacceptable
Haiku # 2786, December 20, 1999 4:25 pm ET
by Sopuku-matic
unacceptable
sub-dehumanoidizing
infundibulum
Haiku # 2785, December 20, 1999 4:12 pm ET
by Basho-matic
Wherever I look
I try to make sure I see
Outside of the box
Haiku # 2784, December 20, 1999 3:40 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Alphabetically,
to tell you my life''s story
works as well as time.
Haiku # 2783, December 20, 1999 6:09 am ET
by bleeding one
Stroking my long hair,
She turned to me and yelled out,
"I want you to leave!"
Haiku # 2782, December 19, 1999 10:39 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Inside my own skin
There is something to be said
About how I feel
Haiku # 2781, December 19, 1999 10:36 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule
Haiku # 2780, December 18, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Basho-matic
dipsomaniac
ba-humbugs infesting her
she deserves fruitcake
Haiku # 2779, December 18, 1999 3:48 pm ET
by Basho-matic
quite utterly stoked
here grinding out metaphors
i have found my niche
Haiku # 2778, December 18, 1999 3:42 pm ET
by Basho-matic
little white lies, no
never hurt the ones you love
send em U P S
Haiku # 2777, December 18, 1999 3:33 pm ET
by Basho-matic
Early morning stroll;
Winter constitutional:
My ears are quite cold.
Haiku # 2776, December 18, 1999 4:20 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
It''s not that I''m not
sympathetic, it''s just that
I really don''t care.
Haiku # 2775, December 17, 1999 1:13 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
Is it ignorance?
Is it apathy?
I don''t know and I don''t care.
Haiku # 2774, December 17, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
A Haiku has seventeen syllables.
Not no sixteen or eighteen.
Haiku # 2773, December 17, 1999 10:28 am ET
by farkel
Five, seven, five
The rhythm of the haiku
Five, seven, five
Haiku # 2772, December 17, 1999 9:47 am ET
by Spike
Tissue, once soggy
But now long since dry, adheres
Texturing the wall
Haiku # 2771, December 17, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Sore, wet carpet burn
Brands your coccyx with a mark
That says ''Not Virgin''
Haiku # 2770, December 17, 1999 9:37 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Brackish molasses
Soothes my sandpapery throat
Thus preventing coughs
Haiku # 2769, December 17, 1999 9:33 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Subsided swelling
Leaves my skin hanging in folds
Like velvet curtains
Haiku # 2768, December 17, 1999 9:32 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Fake tomato plant
Held up with a bamboo cane
Fruitless, like a search
Haiku # 2767, December 17, 1999 9:31 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
One, twenty-six, five,
Twelve, nine hundred oh, Edward,
There are too many.
Haiku # 2765, December 17, 1999 8:17 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
good tidings we bring
or some other jolly thing
a ring-a-ding ding
Haiku # 2764, December 17, 1999 4:13 am ET
by ash
Dear my job.
I hate coming to visit.
You overwhelm me with your hospitality.
Haiku # 2763, December 16, 1999 11:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the laundry room
The lonliness permeates
Deep into your clothes
Haiku # 2762, December 16, 1999 4:51 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Doing the wash sucks!
I think I need a maid here.
To clean up this place!
Haiku # 2761, December 16, 1999 4:50 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That is so very fun
Haiku # 2760, December 16, 1999 10:12 am ET
by neo of Canada
Hold it in your hand
Be the best friend you can be
Kiss it...yes...kiss it
Haiku # 2759, December 15, 1999 10:04 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Late night close-up smiles
Show me that you like the touch
When my tongue is there
Haiku # 2758, December 15, 1999 9:51 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
first i become those
my parents warned me about
then i became them
Haiku # 2757, December 15, 1999 6:24 am ET
by ash
between now and then
twixt today and tomorrow
the same conjunction
Haiku # 2756, December 15, 1999 6:22 am ET
by ash
These god damned drivers!
They don''t have a clue today.
Where is my pill box?
Haiku # 2755, December 14, 1999 8:08 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Tip toed through the room
So not to wake the bovine
Hey....we all need lovin!
Haiku # 2754, December 14, 1999 8:01 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Wretched bag of poop
Left on my doorstep tonight
By those bastard kids
Haiku # 2753, December 14, 1999 7:55 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
a quaint bungalow
hibachi blackened lambchops
crossword puzzle hell
Haiku # 2752, December 14, 1999 5:55 pm ET
by Basho-matic
if you can dream it
than it''s possible, they say
that''s ridiculous
Haiku # 2751, December 14, 1999 1:35 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
six pieces of meat
one obscene bowling trophy
seven tylenol
Haiku # 2750, December 14, 1999 1:34 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
in my mom''s house dress
i sing songs about nothing
and piss in the food

Haiku # 2749, December 14, 1999 1:29 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
nobody can see
the rainbow
on my rear window
Haiku # 2748, December 14, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by What-Bad-Means? of Is that all?, Grow up!
January is........
A time for new direction
In warmer climates
Haiku # 2747, December 14, 1999 12:02 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
the skys are blue today
i''m writing just to say hey
so what do you think?
Haiku # 2746, December 13, 1999 5:03 pm ET
by AmBeR of cHeStEr,
ultramarathon
thirtyone miles thru the mist
sure''s nice to sit down

the brave legs are spent
beaten up by hilly trails
but beer soothes the soul
Haiku # 2745, December 13, 1999 9:56 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
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