Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Nuttin' but bloo skiezz
Explodin' Iraq up in dis beyatch
KaBLOOOOOOOOEEEY
Haiku # 26925 March 12, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Barney Fife and Shit
He a god
worship his shorts
Haiku # 26924 March 12, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Suppress the Black Man
Means you suppress God
Fall On Da' Ground
Haiku # 26923 March 12, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Struggle for power
Milk's been out on the counter
All involved will lose.
Haiku # 26922 March 12, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Powdered donuts and
Apple Jacks, milk and my spoon
Battle morning breath.
Haiku # 26921 March 12, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Some People I know
Ones Wicker other Pagan
Very sweet people
Haiku # 26920 March 12, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Destabilizing
Governmentisation
Inspirational
Haiku # 26919 March 12, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Inseminator
However you may see it
Hang fast troubled guy
Haiku # 26918 March 12, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Winds Fast changing direction
Blows in from the north
( A little better )
Haiku # 26917 March 12, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Practically gone
Everything seems far away
Feeling obsolete
Haiku # 26916 March 12, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foolish fire alarm
Screwing up my damn right ear
I'll sue you suckas
Haiku # 26915 March 12, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I
Haiku # 26914 March 12, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
If we doubt others
Take a long Look at yourself
Find yourself wanting?
Haiku # 26913 March 12, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Fast winds changing direction
Blowing from the north
Haiku # 26912 March 12, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bright colored flowers
Cuisine for the eyes
Cant wait for deserts
Haiku # 26911 March 12, 2003 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
O, El Armpito!
How I long for burritos!
Refried beans! Tacos!
Haiku # 26910 March 12, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come on, lose the love
loose the love, loose your ungh love
focus not on loss
Haiku # 26909 March 12, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I don
Haiku # 26908 March 12, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
has happened before
will not lose My Love again
means so much to me
Haiku # 26907 March 12, 2003 11:45 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
now I need support
from My Love and all my friends
last months will be tough
Haiku # 26906 March 12, 2003 11:44 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
the time has now come
no-holds-barred fight to finish
me against the fam'
Haiku # 26905 March 12, 2003 11:43 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
never give yourself
a hot toothpaste enema
get someone else to
Haiku # 26904 March 12, 2003 10:28 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
pants full of veggies
dirty dancing with produce
wet grocery lust
Haiku # 26903 March 12, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
full throated screaming
bowels on the wall out front
still steaming, gleaming
Haiku # 26902 March 12, 2003 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
i gave some money
to a great net radio
station...i feel great!
Haiku # 26901 March 12, 2003 5:35 am ET
by k
What did you say
Your elephant fucks tortoise
Yes he stamps on them
Haiku # 26900 March 12, 2003 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Imagination
Much too powerful
No ones allowed
Haiku # 26899 March 12, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
blind past tomorrow;
the future happens to be,
brighter than before.
Haiku # 26898 March 12, 2003 4:46 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Childhoods faraway
I
Haiku # 26897 March 12, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
to our desert cat,
your absence here... unnerving,
time for a come-back.
Haiku # 26896 March 12, 2003 4:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Small raindrop glistens
Hanging, waiting, splash, fall
Somehow comforts me
.
What is its appeal
Perhaps childhood memory
Sat outside in den
.
Just waiting to play
Chance to be pensive awhile
In Childs busy day
Haiku # 26895 March 12, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
everything seems vague,
watered down beyond belief;
then you make some friends.
Haiku # 26894 March 12, 2003 4:30 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Light up some cigars
Nicotine will keep me high
Chillin with my boyz.
Haiku # 26893 March 12, 2003 4:28 am ET
by Frank Grimes
War crimes in waiting
Whose responsibility
Imagine Bush and Blair
Haiku # 26892 March 12, 2003 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Goodnight to a girl
Goodbye to her, it's final
Man, I feel stupid
Haiku # 26891 March 12, 2003 4:16 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Poor little Google
everybody's searching to
see what "shingles" are
Haiku # 26890 March 11, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by onjaysun (get well soon, Dave)
The autumn rain falls
Washing away the colours
Of the bright summer
Haiku # 26889 March 11, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Me out of closet
SUPERGAYMAN
That is me, Rick
Haiku # 26888 March 11, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Deep into the void
My mind travels, hopelessly
Searching for some truth
Haiku # 26887 March 11, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
fudgies run afraid
as stenchies scuttle forward
snicker snackity
Haiku # 26886 March 11, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a taco surprise
lurks in my colon, waiting
for only you, my friend
Haiku # 26885 March 11, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Elder Gods return
I am the one: Cthulu
Up from depths I rise
Haiku # 26884 March 11, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
yammahopper go!
like a bungee-matic plunge
smacking it nasty
Haiku # 26883 March 11, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Fudgie, Bryon-Keith
Living in my underwear
Good times
Haiku # 26882 March 11, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Turkey Jizz in Summer
Bad Raincoat, Bad Raincoat!
Arfy The Dog...In Heat...
Haiku # 26881 March 11, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Breastesess for me
I gotta hab dem for dinner
and snakesses
Haiku # 26880 March 11, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
summer days drag on
in belize we will Go Slow
time will not matter
Haiku # 26879 March 11, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
damn my nose to hell
thought i was going to die
coughed up both my lungs
Haiku # 26878 March 11, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Ode to the Dude

The Chinaman pees
Im here to fix dein cable
I am the Walrus...
Haiku # 26877 March 11, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
time: not on my side
need more hours in the day...
prefer less to do
Haiku # 26876 March 11, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx