Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

has happened before
will not lose My Love again
means so much to me
Haiku # 26907, March 12, 2003 11:45 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
now I need support
from My Love and all my friends
last months will be tough
Haiku # 26906, March 12, 2003 11:44 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
the time has now come
no-holds-barred fight to finish
me against the fam'
Haiku # 26905, March 12, 2003 11:43 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
never give yourself
a hot toothpaste enema
get someone else to
Haiku # 26904, March 12, 2003 10:28 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
pants full of veggies
dirty dancing with produce
wet grocery lust
Haiku # 26903, March 12, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
full throated screaming
bowels on the wall out front
still steaming, gleaming
Haiku # 26902, March 12, 2003 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
i gave some money
to a great net radio
station...i feel great!
Haiku # 26901, March 12, 2003 5:35 am ET
by k
What did you say
Your elephant fucks tortoise
Yes he stamps on them
Haiku # 26900, March 12, 2003 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Imagination
Much too powerful
No ones allowed
Haiku # 26899, March 12, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
blind past tomorrow;
the future happens to be,
brighter than before.
Haiku # 26898, March 12, 2003 4:46 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Childhoods faraway
I
Haiku # 26897, March 12, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
to our desert cat,
your absence here... unnerving,
time for a come-back.
Haiku # 26896, March 12, 2003 4:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Small raindrop glistens
Hanging, waiting, splash, fall
Somehow comforts me
.
What is its appeal
Perhaps childhood memory
Sat outside in den
.
Just waiting to play
Chance to be pensive awhile
In Childs busy day
Haiku # 26895, March 12, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
everything seems vague,
watered down beyond belief;
then you make some friends.
Haiku # 26894, March 12, 2003 4:30 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Light up some cigars
Nicotine will keep me high
Chillin with my boyz.
Haiku # 26893, March 12, 2003 4:28 am ET
by Frank Grimes
War crimes in waiting
Whose responsibility
Imagine Bush and Blair
Haiku # 26892, March 12, 2003 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Goodnight to a girl
Goodbye to her, it's final
Man, I feel stupid
Haiku # 26891, March 12, 2003 4:16 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Poor little Google
everybody's searching to
see what "shingles" are
Haiku # 26890, March 11, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by onjaysun (get well soon, Dave)
The autumn rain falls
Washing away the colours
Of the bright summer
Haiku # 26889, March 11, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Me out of closet
SUPERGAYMAN
That is me, Rick
Haiku # 26888, March 11, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Deep into the void
My mind travels, hopelessly
Searching for some truth
Haiku # 26887, March 11, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
fudgies run afraid
as stenchies scuttle forward
snicker snackity
Haiku # 26886, March 11, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a taco surprise
lurks in my colon, waiting
for only you, my friend
Haiku # 26885, March 11, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Elder Gods return
I am the one: Cthulu
Up from depths I rise
Haiku # 26884, March 11, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
yammahopper go!
like a bungee-matic plunge
smacking it nasty
Haiku # 26883, March 11, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Fudgie, Bryon-Keith
Living in my underwear
Good times
Haiku # 26882, March 11, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Turkey Jizz in Summer
Bad Raincoat, Bad Raincoat!
Arfy The Dog...In Heat...
Haiku # 26881, March 11, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Breastesess for me
I gotta hab dem for dinner
and snakesses
Haiku # 26880, March 11, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
summer days drag on
in belize we will Go Slow
time will not matter
Haiku # 26879, March 11, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
damn my nose to hell
thought i was going to die
coughed up both my lungs
Haiku # 26878, March 11, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Ode to the Dude

The Chinaman pees
Im here to fix dein cable
I am the Walrus...
Haiku # 26877, March 11, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
time: not on my side
need more hours in the day...
prefer less to do
Haiku # 26876, March 11, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Confession day looms
Dark box, hard seat, spill your soul
Don't forget condom
Haiku # 26875, March 11, 2003 11:30 am ET
by yammahoper
The priest cuddle toy
Has a penis, pull it hard
Alter Boy play toy
Haiku # 26874, March 11, 2003 11:17 am ET
by yammahoper
I have to go now
Diabetic, so must eat
Check you out latter
Haiku # 26873, March 11, 2003 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks Ash made me laugh
I admire how your mind works
How do you do it
Haiku # 26872, March 11, 2003 6:57 am ET
by William Nippress
haiku are like farts
if you try and force yourself
you end up with shit
Haiku # 26871, March 11, 2003 6:53 am ET
by ash
Suppose its fair
The dog eats all the bird food
A strange little chap
Haiku # 26870, March 11, 2003 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Wood pigeon on fence
Squirrel runs across the grass
Race for the dog food
Haiku # 26869, March 11, 2003 6:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Smudged and hazy view
Blue sky through dirty windows
Must clean them some day
Haiku # 26868, March 11, 2003 6:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Come Ash inspire us
Please put on your thinking cap
Give us that insight
Haiku # 26867, March 11, 2003 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Of you past archives
You have written such a lot
I have read many
Haiku # 26866, March 11, 2003 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Ash nice to read you
We really need your approach
So glad you came back
Haiku # 26865, March 11, 2003 6:01 am ET
by William Nippress
explore the archives
eighteen hundred and nine hits
though not all are mine
Haiku # 26864, March 11, 2003 5:53 am ET
by ash
On television
Man
Haiku # 26863, March 11, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey where are you ash
You
Haiku # 26862, March 11, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey where are you ash
You
Haiku # 26861, March 11, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
I should be asleep;
I sit here instead, slouching
Hey, there's my pillow.
Haiku # 26860, March 11, 2003 4:29 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Oh, my Grow-A-Date!
My aunt thinks she's humorous.
Tupperware girlfriend.
Haiku # 26859, March 11, 2003 4:24 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Maybe they should start
With the U.S. and Britain
Because there's none there
Haiku # 26858, March 11, 2003 4:13 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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