to our desert cat,
your absence here... unnerving,
time for a come-back.
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Small raindrop glistens
Hanging, waiting, splash, fall
Somehow comforts me
.
What is its appeal
Perhaps childhood memory
Sat outside in den
.
Just waiting to play
Chance to be pensive awhile
In Childs busy day
by William Nippress
everything seems vague,
watered down beyond belief;
then you make some friends.
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Light up some cigars
Nicotine will keep me high
Chillin with my boyz.
by Frank Grimes
War crimes in waiting
Whose responsibility
Imagine Bush and Blair
by William Nippress
Goodnight to a girl
Goodbye to her, it's final
Man, I feel stupid
by Frank Grimes
Poor little Google
everybody's searching to
see what "shingles" are
by onjaysun (get well soon, Dave)
The autumn rain falls
Washing away the colours
Of the bright summer
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Me out of closet
SUPERGAYMAN
That is me, Rick
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Deep into the void
My mind travels, hopelessly
Searching for some truth
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
fudgies run afraid
as stenchies scuttle forward
snicker snackity
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a taco surprise
lurks in my colon, waiting
for only you, my friend
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Elder Gods return
I am the one: Cthulu
Up from depths I rise
by Drophammer of Akkadia
yammahopper go!
like a bungee-matic plunge
smacking it nasty
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Fudgie, Bryon-Keith
Living in my underwear
Good times
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Turkey Jizz in Summer
Bad Raincoat, Bad Raincoat!
Arfy The Dog...In Heat...
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Breastesess for me
I gotta hab dem for dinner
and snakesses
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
summer days drag on
in belize we will Go Slow
time will not matter
by tiger of vegas
damn my nose to hell
thought i was going to die
coughed up both my lungs
by tiger of vegas
Ode to the Dude
The Chinaman pees
Im here to fix dein cable
I am the Walrus...
by Funko of vegas
time: not on my side
need more hours in the day...
prefer less to do
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Confession day looms
Dark box, hard seat, spill your soul
Don't forget condom
by yammahoper
The priest cuddle toy
Has a penis, pull it hard
Alter Boy play toy
by yammahoper
I have to go now
Diabetic, so must eat
Check you out latter
by William Nippress
Thanks Ash made me laugh
I admire how your mind works
How do you do it
by William Nippress
haiku are like farts
if you try and force yourself
you end up with shit
by ash
Suppose its fair
The dog eats all the bird food
A strange little chap
by William Nippress
Wood pigeon on fence
Squirrel runs across the grass
Race for the dog food
by William Nippress
Smudged and hazy view
Blue sky through dirty windows
Must clean them some day
by William Nippress
Come Ash inspire us
Please put on your thinking cap
Give us that insight
by William Nippress
Of you past archives
You have written such a lot
I have read many
by William Nippress
Ash nice to read you
We really need your approach
So glad you came back
by William Nippress
explore the archives
eighteen hundred and nine hits
though not all are mine
by ash
On television
Man
by William Nippress
Hey where are you ash
You
by William Nippress
Hey where are you ash
You
by William Nippress
I should be asleep;
I sit here instead, slouching
Hey, there's my pillow.
by Frank Grimes
Oh, my Grow-A-Date!
My aunt thinks she's humorous.
Tupperware girlfriend.
by Frank Grimes
Maybe they should start
With the U.S. and Britain
Because there's none there
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
U.S. and Britain
To bring democracy to
Places that have none
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not so clever, ash?
You can't win wars fighting evil
If your are evil
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
More immortal lines
It
by William Nippress
A child of a child
Only just thirteen it said
And looking so proud
.
Newspapers tell us
This baby has herself a child
Heart go
by William Nippress
oops..
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some GOOD friends
by tiger of vegas
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some god friends
by tiger of vegas
My guys are the best
Cornea and Frank rock on
can't wait to slam dunk!
by tiger of vegas
reach attainable
summit of glorious words
piled amidst horror
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny slips me one
a gloomy cock, roomy cock
slipping into soul
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny lurks in gloom
waiting to slip into thought
granny has a cock
by Drophammer of Akkadia
more and more haiku
less and less memorable
grandma has a cock
by ash
