yup, you're gettin blazed
on both of these sites at once
Viddy, just give up!

bad cop
no
donut

who farted up in here
must be me cause all the beer
dead farts stinking on the ground

mustard brain, skillet head
dirty socks in my head,
bowling ball in your skull

Stan Kho
Mia Certs
Hugh Jass

I got a baloney pony
it is very special and
for Tony

You Shake Me All Night
Long to BallBreaker to a
Whole Lotta Rosie

I want to sniff ball sweat
It reminds me of stinky cheese
While I am jacking off

I take it in the ass
While performing fellatio
Gay sex rocks the party

No, Art is a Strain
As cabbage is to bowel
As fart is, Oh dear

art is pain
creation is corrupted
money dictates

Or if the paintings
Are street signs with nude girls on
Are you in Holland?

If you paint street signs
Surrounded by some nude girls
That would be good too

Bob you

opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on

opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on

ephemeral love,
I could die at any time,
and so could my love.

love is forever
especially true love, and
that is what I have

armed with only a
stall and a pen, the shithouse
writer's struck again

light-hearted haiku
take my mind off other things
and help keep me sane

down to sepatown
trucky...you my main daime
goin' to the farm!

holy price decrease
batman! mentos--twenty-eight
cents!...bought eleven

customers ask me
'how are you?' and i answer
'fine'...but they don't care

if you paint nude girls
was what i had meant to write
as inspiration

if you paint girls
but if you paint say.... street signs
i'd be quite concerned

consider this now
things seem so sexy for me
could I be a slut?

don't waste any time
start vacillating right now
why procrastinate ?

sometimes it happens
when I listen to music
my body responds

looking at paintings
sometimes I feel the earth move
phenominally

don't live in the past
a bad decision last time
but consider now

true love conquers all
divorce your dull family
and start a new one

she's a slut robert
you'll be disinherited
dying sad and poor

sometimes when i paint
i actually get a hard on
is this a mistake?

the sun, blunt again,
sprays off stone into my squint -
so welcome, it burns

like a breath held in -
the presence of those who will
help me help myself

Richard, you fat slut,
need I remind you again
watch your attitude

the poets are here
bitch slapping your work
please, bite me

Sono Richard Larson
che sono un omosessuale eccellente lo mordo ora

what's happening here?
site gone from bad to AWFUL
what a bunch of sh*t

Choose wisely young Bob
Love is fleeting, does not last
Family sticks fast

You search your whole life
Truly love is hard to find
If found hang on tight

You decide, worth it
It may cost you your kin
The upset the strain

Did you hear the loudness
It was so loud I had to leave room
I farted...

Steve's x-wife
Showed her naked body/webcam
This equals divorce..WHORE!

Flizzzm Flazzm Schizm..
Blazzmmm Shmazzzm Floogle..
Zippy Zappa Zingy...

You can choose your friends
However not relations
Think wisely young Bob

This movie sucks balls
Like nothing I've seen before
I want a refund.

Barney trusted with
just one bullet, let Dub try
it with just one bomb.

thanks for caring will
but my troubles...not contained
in a haiku form

battle of helms deep
was awesome, but was nothing
compared to my fight