light-hearted haiku
take my mind off other things
and help keep me sane
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
down to sepatown
trucky...you my main daime
goin' to the farm!
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
holy price decrease
batman! mentos--twenty-eight
cents!...bought eleven
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
customers ask me
'how are you?' and i answer
'fine'...but they don't care
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
if you paint nude girls
was what i had meant to write
as inspiration
by ash
if you paint girls
but if you paint say.... street signs
i'd be quite concerned
by ash
consider this now
things seem so sexy for me
could I be a slut?
by mellie
don't waste any time
start vacillating right now
why procrastinate ?
by ash
sometimes it happens
when I listen to music
my body responds
by mellie
looking at paintings
sometimes I feel the earth move
phenominally
by mellie
don't live in the past
a bad decision last time
but consider now
by ash (fee advice from a libran)
true love conquers all
divorce your dull family
and start a new one
by ash (another option)
she's a slut robert
you'll be disinherited
dying sad and poor
by ash (one possibility)
sometimes when i paint
i actually get a hard on
is this a mistake?
by thunder stork
the sun, blunt again,
sprays off stone into my squint -
so welcome, it burns
by sunshower
like a breath held in -
the presence of those who will
help me help myself
by sunshower
Richard, you fat slut,
need I remind you again
watch your attitude
by your mother
the poets are here
bitch slapping your work
please, bite me
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Sono Richard Larson
che sono un omosessuale eccellente lo mordo ora
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Paris France, Illinois
what's happening here?
site gone from bad to AWFUL
what a bunch of sh*t
by where are the real poets anyway???????
Choose wisely young Bob
Love is fleeting, does not last
Family sticks fast
by William Nippress
You search your whole life
Truly love is hard to find
If found hang on tight
by William Nippress
You decide, worth it
It may cost you your kin
The upset the strain
by William Nippress
Did you hear the loudness
It was so loud I had to leave room
I farted...
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, IL
Steve's x-wife
Showed her naked body/webcam
This equals divorce..WHORE!
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Flizzzm Flazzm Schizm..
Blazzmmm Shmazzzm Floogle..
Zippy Zappa Zingy...
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
You can choose your friends
However not relations
Think wisely young Bob
by William Nippress
This movie sucks balls
Like nothing I've seen before
I want a refund.
by whateva
Barney trusted with
just one bullet, let Dub try
it with just one bomb.
by onjaysun (and Andy still got holes in the floor)
thanks for caring will
but my troubles...not contained
in a haiku form
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
battle of helms deep
was awesome, but was nothing
compared to my fight
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Nuttin' but bloo skiezz
Explodin' Iraq up in dis beyatch
KaBLOOOOOOOOEEEY
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Barney Fife and Shit
He a god
worship his shorts
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Suppress the Black Man
Means you suppress God
Fall On Da' Ground
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Struggle for power
Milk's been out on the counter
All involved will lose.
by Frank Grimes
Powdered donuts and
Apple Jacks, milk and my spoon
Battle morning breath.
by Frank Grimes
Some People I know
Ones Wicker other Pagan
Very sweet people
by William Nippress
Destabilizing
Governmentisation
Inspirational
by William Nippress
Inseminator
However you may see it
Hang fast troubled guy
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Winds Fast changing direction
Blows in from the north
( A little better )
by William Nippress
Practically gone
Everything seems far away
Feeling obsolete
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foolish fire alarm
Screwing up my damn right ear
I'll sue you suckas
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
If we doubt others
Take a long Look at yourself
Find yourself wanting?
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Fast winds changing direction
Blowing from the north
by William Nippress
Bright colored flowers
Cuisine for the eyes
Cant wait for deserts
by William Nippress
O, El Armpito!
How I long for burritos!
Refried beans! Tacos!
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come on, lose the love
loose the love, loose your ungh love
focus not on loss
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I don
by William Nippress
has happened before
will not lose My Love again
means so much to me
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
