light-hearted haiku
take my mind off other things
and help keep me sane

down to sepatown
trucky...you my main daime
goin' to the farm!

holy price decrease
batman! mentos--twenty-eight
cents!...bought eleven

customers ask me
'how are you?' and i answer
'fine'...but they don't care

if you paint nude girls
was what i had meant to write
as inspiration

if you paint girls
but if you paint say.... street signs
i'd be quite concerned

consider this now
things seem so sexy for me
could I be a slut?

don't waste any time
start vacillating right now
why procrastinate ?

sometimes it happens
when I listen to music
my body responds

looking at paintings
sometimes I feel the earth move
phenominally

don't live in the past
a bad decision last time
but consider now

true love conquers all
divorce your dull family
and start a new one

she's a slut robert
you'll be disinherited
dying sad and poor

sometimes when i paint
i actually get a hard on
is this a mistake?

the sun, blunt again,
sprays off stone into my squint -
so welcome, it burns

like a breath held in -
the presence of those who will
help me help myself

Richard, you fat slut,
need I remind you again
watch your attitude

the poets are here
bitch slapping your work
please, bite me

Sono Richard Larson
che sono un omosessuale eccellente lo mordo ora

what's happening here?
site gone from bad to AWFUL
what a bunch of sh*t

Choose wisely young Bob
Love is fleeting, does not last
Family sticks fast

You search your whole life
Truly love is hard to find
If found hang on tight

You decide, worth it
It may cost you your kin
The upset the strain

Did you hear the loudness
It was so loud I had to leave room
I farted...

Steve's x-wife
Showed her naked body/webcam
This equals divorce..WHORE!

Flizzzm Flazzm Schizm..
Blazzmmm Shmazzzm Floogle..
Zippy Zappa Zingy...

You can choose your friends
However not relations
Think wisely young Bob

This movie sucks balls
Like nothing I've seen before
I want a refund.

Barney trusted with
just one bullet, let Dub try
it with just one bomb.

thanks for caring will
but my troubles...not contained
in a haiku form

battle of helms deep
was awesome, but was nothing
compared to my fight

Nuttin' but bloo skiezz
Explodin' Iraq up in dis beyatch
KaBLOOOOOOOOEEEY

Barney Fife and Shit
He a god
worship his shorts

Suppress the Black Man
Means you suppress God
Fall On Da' Ground

Struggle for power
Milk's been out on the counter
All involved will lose.

Powdered donuts and
Apple Jacks, milk and my spoon
Battle morning breath.

Some People I know
Ones Wicker other Pagan
Very sweet people

Destabilizing
Governmentisation
Inspirational

Inseminator
However you may see it
Hang fast troubled guy

Hoarfrost cold outside
Winds Fast changing direction
Blows in from the north
( A little better )

Practically gone
Everything seems far away
Feeling obsolete

Foolish fire alarm
Screwing up my damn right ear
I'll sue you suckas

I

If we doubt others
Take a long Look at yourself
Find yourself wanting?

Hoarfrost cold outside
Fast winds changing direction
Blowing from the north

Bright colored flowers
Cuisine for the eyes
Cant wait for deserts

O, El Armpito!
How I long for burritos!
Refried beans! Tacos!

come on, lose the love
loose the love, loose your ungh love
focus not on loss

I don

has happened before
will not lose My Love again
means so much to me