Choose wisely young Bob
Love is fleeting, does not last
Family sticks fast

You search your whole life
Truly love is hard to find
If found hang on tight

You decide, worth it
It may cost you your kin
The upset the strain

Did you hear the loudness
It was so loud I had to leave room
I farted...

Steve's x-wife
Showed her naked body/webcam
This equals divorce..WHORE!

Flizzzm Flazzm Schizm..
Blazzmmm Shmazzzm Floogle..
Zippy Zappa Zingy...

You can choose your friends
However not relations
Think wisely young Bob

This movie sucks balls
Like nothing I've seen before
I want a refund.

Barney trusted with
just one bullet, let Dub try
it with just one bomb.

thanks for caring will
but my troubles...not contained
in a haiku form

battle of helms deep
was awesome, but was nothing
compared to my fight

Nuttin' but bloo skiezz
Explodin' Iraq up in dis beyatch
KaBLOOOOOOOOEEEY

Barney Fife and Shit
He a god
worship his shorts

Suppress the Black Man
Means you suppress God
Fall On Da' Ground

Struggle for power
Milk's been out on the counter
All involved will lose.

Powdered donuts and
Apple Jacks, milk and my spoon
Battle morning breath.

Some People I know
Ones Wicker other Pagan
Very sweet people

Destabilizing
Governmentisation
Inspirational

Inseminator
However you may see it
Hang fast troubled guy

Hoarfrost cold outside
Winds Fast changing direction
Blows in from the north
( A little better )

Practically gone
Everything seems far away
Feeling obsolete

Foolish fire alarm
Screwing up my damn right ear
I'll sue you suckas

I

If we doubt others
Take a long Look at yourself
Find yourself wanting?

Hoarfrost cold outside
Fast winds changing direction
Blowing from the north

Bright colored flowers
Cuisine for the eyes
Cant wait for deserts

O, El Armpito!
How I long for burritos!
Refried beans! Tacos!

come on, lose the love
loose the love, loose your ungh love
focus not on loss

I don

has happened before
will not lose My Love again
means so much to me

now I need support
from My Love and all my friends
last months will be tough

the time has now come
no-holds-barred fight to finish
me against the fam'

never give yourself
a hot toothpaste enema
get someone else to

pants full of veggies
dirty dancing with produce
wet grocery lust

full throated screaming
bowels on the wall out front
still steaming, gleaming

i gave some money
to a great net radio
station...i feel great!

What did you say
Your elephant fucks tortoise
Yes he stamps on them

Imagination
Much too powerful
No ones allowed

blind past tomorrow;
the future happens to be,
brighter than before.

Childhoods faraway
I

to our desert cat,
your absence here... unnerving,
time for a come-back.

Small raindrop glistens
Hanging, waiting, splash, fall
Somehow comforts me
.
What is its appeal
Perhaps childhood memory
Sat outside in den
.
Just waiting to play
Chance to be pensive awhile
In Childs busy day

everything seems vague,
watered down beyond belief;
then you make some friends.

Light up some cigars
Nicotine will keep me high
Chillin with my boyz.

War crimes in waiting
Whose responsibility
Imagine Bush and Blair

Goodnight to a girl
Goodbye to her, it's final
Man, I feel stupid

Poor little Google
everybody's searching to
see what "shingles" are

The autumn rain falls
Washing away the colours
Of the bright summer

Me out of closet
SUPERGAYMAN
That is me, Rick

Deep into the void
My mind travels, hopelessly
Searching for some truth