Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Struggle for power
Milk's been out on the counter
All involved will lose.
Haiku # 26922, March 12, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Powdered donuts and
Apple Jacks, milk and my spoon
Battle morning breath.
Haiku # 26921, March 12, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Some People I know
Ones Wicker other Pagan
Very sweet people
Haiku # 26920, March 12, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Destabilizing
Governmentisation
Inspirational
Haiku # 26919, March 12, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Inseminator
However you may see it
Hang fast troubled guy
Haiku # 26918, March 12, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Winds Fast changing direction
Blows in from the north
( A little better )
Haiku # 26917, March 12, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Practically gone
Everything seems far away
Feeling obsolete
Haiku # 26916, March 12, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foolish fire alarm
Screwing up my damn right ear
I'll sue you suckas
Haiku # 26915, March 12, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I
Haiku # 26914, March 12, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
If we doubt others
Take a long Look at yourself
Find yourself wanting?
Haiku # 26913, March 12, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Fast winds changing direction
Blowing from the north
Haiku # 26912, March 12, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bright colored flowers
Cuisine for the eyes
Cant wait for deserts
Haiku # 26911, March 12, 2003 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
O, El Armpito!
How I long for burritos!
Refried beans! Tacos!
Haiku # 26910, March 12, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come on, lose the love
loose the love, loose your ungh love
focus not on loss
Haiku # 26909, March 12, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I don
Haiku # 26908, March 12, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
has happened before
will not lose My Love again
means so much to me
Haiku # 26907, March 12, 2003 11:45 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
now I need support
from My Love and all my friends
last months will be tough
Haiku # 26906, March 12, 2003 11:44 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
the time has now come
no-holds-barred fight to finish
me against the fam'
Haiku # 26905, March 12, 2003 11:43 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
never give yourself
a hot toothpaste enema
get someone else to
Haiku # 26904, March 12, 2003 10:28 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
pants full of veggies
dirty dancing with produce
wet grocery lust
Haiku # 26903, March 12, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
full throated screaming
bowels on the wall out front
still steaming, gleaming
Haiku # 26902, March 12, 2003 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
i gave some money
to a great net radio
station...i feel great!
Haiku # 26901, March 12, 2003 5:35 am ET
by k
What did you say
Your elephant fucks tortoise
Yes he stamps on them
Haiku # 26900, March 12, 2003 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Imagination
Much too powerful
No ones allowed
Haiku # 26899, March 12, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
blind past tomorrow;
the future happens to be,
brighter than before.
Haiku # 26898, March 12, 2003 4:46 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Childhoods faraway
I
Haiku # 26897, March 12, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
to our desert cat,
your absence here... unnerving,
time for a come-back.
Haiku # 26896, March 12, 2003 4:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Small raindrop glistens
Hanging, waiting, splash, fall
Somehow comforts me
.
What is its appeal
Perhaps childhood memory
Sat outside in den
.
Just waiting to play
Chance to be pensive awhile
In Childs busy day
Haiku # 26895, March 12, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
everything seems vague,
watered down beyond belief;
then you make some friends.
Haiku # 26894, March 12, 2003 4:30 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Light up some cigars
Nicotine will keep me high
Chillin with my boyz.
Haiku # 26893, March 12, 2003 4:28 am ET
by Frank Grimes
War crimes in waiting
Whose responsibility
Imagine Bush and Blair
Haiku # 26892, March 12, 2003 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Goodnight to a girl
Goodbye to her, it's final
Man, I feel stupid
Haiku # 26891, March 12, 2003 4:16 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Poor little Google
everybody's searching to
see what "shingles" are
Haiku # 26890, March 11, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by onjaysun (get well soon, Dave)
The autumn rain falls
Washing away the colours
Of the bright summer
Haiku # 26889, March 11, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Me out of closet
SUPERGAYMAN
That is me, Rick
Haiku # 26888, March 11, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Deep into the void
My mind travels, hopelessly
Searching for some truth
Haiku # 26887, March 11, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
fudgies run afraid
as stenchies scuttle forward
snicker snackity
Haiku # 26886, March 11, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a taco surprise
lurks in my colon, waiting
for only you, my friend
Haiku # 26885, March 11, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Elder Gods return
I am the one: Cthulu
Up from depths I rise
Haiku # 26884, March 11, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
yammahopper go!
like a bungee-matic plunge
smacking it nasty
Haiku # 26883, March 11, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Fudgie, Bryon-Keith
Living in my underwear
Good times
Haiku # 26882, March 11, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Turkey Jizz in Summer
Bad Raincoat, Bad Raincoat!
Arfy The Dog...In Heat...
Haiku # 26881, March 11, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Breastesess for me
I gotta hab dem for dinner
and snakesses
Haiku # 26880, March 11, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
summer days drag on
in belize we will Go Slow
time will not matter
Haiku # 26879, March 11, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
damn my nose to hell
thought i was going to die
coughed up both my lungs
Haiku # 26878, March 11, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Ode to the Dude

The Chinaman pees
Im here to fix dein cable
I am the Walrus...
Haiku # 26877, March 11, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
time: not on my side
need more hours in the day...
prefer less to do
Haiku # 26876, March 11, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Confession day looms
Dark box, hard seat, spill your soul
Don't forget condom
Haiku # 26875, March 11, 2003 11:30 am ET
by yammahoper
The priest cuddle toy
Has a penis, pull it hard
Alter Boy play toy
Haiku # 26874, March 11, 2003 11:17 am ET
by yammahoper
I have to go now
Diabetic, so must eat
Check you out latter
Haiku # 26873, March 11, 2003 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
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