Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

You decide, worth it
It may cost you your kin
The upset the strain
Haiku # 26934, March 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Did you hear the loudness
It was so loud I had to leave room
I farted...
Haiku # 26933, March 12, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, IL
Steve's x-wife
Showed her naked body/webcam
This equals divorce..WHORE!
Haiku # 26932, March 12, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Flizzzm Flazzm Schizm..
Blazzmmm Shmazzzm Floogle..
Zippy Zappa Zingy...
Haiku # 26931, March 12, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
You can choose your friends
However not relations
Think wisely young Bob
Haiku # 26930, March 12, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
This movie sucks balls
Like nothing I've seen before
I want a refund.
Haiku # 26929, March 12, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by whateva
Barney trusted with
just one bullet, let Dub try
it with just one bomb.
Haiku # 26928, March 12, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Andy still got holes in the floor)
thanks for caring will
but my troubles...not contained
in a haiku form
Haiku # 26927, March 12, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
battle of helms deep
was awesome, but was nothing
compared to my fight
Haiku # 26926, March 12, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Nuttin' but bloo skiezz
Explodin' Iraq up in dis beyatch
KaBLOOOOOOOOEEEY
Haiku # 26925, March 12, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Barney Fife and Shit
He a god
worship his shorts
Haiku # 26924, March 12, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Suppress the Black Man
Means you suppress God
Fall On Da' Ground
Haiku # 26923, March 12, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Struggle for power
Milk's been out on the counter
All involved will lose.
Haiku # 26922, March 12, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Powdered donuts and
Apple Jacks, milk and my spoon
Battle morning breath.
Haiku # 26921, March 12, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Some People I know
Ones Wicker other Pagan
Very sweet people
Haiku # 26920, March 12, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Destabilizing
Governmentisation
Inspirational
Haiku # 26919, March 12, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Inseminator
However you may see it
Hang fast troubled guy
Haiku # 26918, March 12, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Winds Fast changing direction
Blows in from the north
( A little better )
Haiku # 26917, March 12, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Practically gone
Everything seems far away
Feeling obsolete
Haiku # 26916, March 12, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foolish fire alarm
Screwing up my damn right ear
I'll sue you suckas
Haiku # 26915, March 12, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I
Haiku # 26914, March 12, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
If we doubt others
Take a long Look at yourself
Find yourself wanting?
Haiku # 26913, March 12, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Fast winds changing direction
Blowing from the north
Haiku # 26912, March 12, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bright colored flowers
Cuisine for the eyes
Cant wait for deserts
Haiku # 26911, March 12, 2003 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
O, El Armpito!
How I long for burritos!
Refried beans! Tacos!
Haiku # 26910, March 12, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come on, lose the love
loose the love, loose your ungh love
focus not on loss
Haiku # 26909, March 12, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I don
Haiku # 26908, March 12, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
has happened before
will not lose My Love again
means so much to me
Haiku # 26907, March 12, 2003 11:45 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
now I need support
from My Love and all my friends
last months will be tough
Haiku # 26906, March 12, 2003 11:44 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
the time has now come
no-holds-barred fight to finish
me against the fam'
Haiku # 26905, March 12, 2003 11:43 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
never give yourself
a hot toothpaste enema
get someone else to
Haiku # 26904, March 12, 2003 10:28 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
pants full of veggies
dirty dancing with produce
wet grocery lust
Haiku # 26903, March 12, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
full throated screaming
bowels on the wall out front
still steaming, gleaming
Haiku # 26902, March 12, 2003 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
i gave some money
to a great net radio
station...i feel great!
Haiku # 26901, March 12, 2003 5:35 am ET
by k
What did you say
Your elephant fucks tortoise
Yes he stamps on them
Haiku # 26900, March 12, 2003 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Imagination
Much too powerful
No ones allowed
Haiku # 26899, March 12, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
blind past tomorrow;
the future happens to be,
brighter than before.
Haiku # 26898, March 12, 2003 4:46 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Childhoods faraway
I
Haiku # 26897, March 12, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
to our desert cat,
your absence here... unnerving,
time for a come-back.
Haiku # 26896, March 12, 2003 4:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Small raindrop glistens
Hanging, waiting, splash, fall
Somehow comforts me
.
What is its appeal
Perhaps childhood memory
Sat outside in den
.
Just waiting to play
Chance to be pensive awhile
In Childs busy day
Haiku # 26895, March 12, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
everything seems vague,
watered down beyond belief;
then you make some friends.
Haiku # 26894, March 12, 2003 4:30 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Light up some cigars
Nicotine will keep me high
Chillin with my boyz.
Haiku # 26893, March 12, 2003 4:28 am ET
by Frank Grimes
War crimes in waiting
Whose responsibility
Imagine Bush and Blair
Haiku # 26892, March 12, 2003 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Goodnight to a girl
Goodbye to her, it's final
Man, I feel stupid
Haiku # 26891, March 12, 2003 4:16 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Poor little Google
everybody's searching to
see what "shingles" are
Haiku # 26890, March 11, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by onjaysun (get well soon, Dave)
The autumn rain falls
Washing away the colours
Of the bright summer
Haiku # 26889, March 11, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Me out of closet
SUPERGAYMAN
That is me, Rick
Haiku # 26888, March 11, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Richard G. Whisnant Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Deep into the void
My mind travels, hopelessly
Searching for some truth
Haiku # 26887, March 11, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
fudgies run afraid
as stenchies scuttle forward
snicker snackity
Haiku # 26886, March 11, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a taco surprise
lurks in my colon, waiting
for only you, my friend
Haiku # 26885, March 11, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
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