Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
if you paint girls
but if you paint say.... street signs
i'd be quite concerned
Haiku # 26951 March 12, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by ash
consider this now
things seem so sexy for me
could I be a slut?
Haiku # 26950 March 12, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by mellie

don't waste any time
start vacillating right now
why procrastinate ?
Haiku # 26949 March 12, 2003 10:42 pm ET
by ash
sometimes it happens
when I listen to music
my body responds
Haiku # 26948 March 12, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by mellie
looking at paintings
sometimes I feel the earth move
phenominally
Haiku # 26947 March 12, 2003 10:38 pm ET
by mellie
don't live in the past
a bad decision last time
but consider now
Haiku # 26946 March 12, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by ash (fee advice from a libran)
true love conquers all
divorce your dull family
and start a new one
Haiku # 26945 March 12, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by ash (another option)
she's a slut robert
you'll be disinherited
dying sad and poor
Haiku # 26944 March 12, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash (one possibility)
sometimes when i paint
i actually get a hard on
is this a mistake?
Haiku # 26943 March 12, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by thunder stork
the sun, blunt again,
sprays off stone into my squint -
so welcome, it burns
Haiku # 26942 March 12, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by sunshower
like a breath held in -
the presence of those who will
help me help myself
Haiku # 26941 March 12, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by sunshower
Richard, you fat slut,
need I remind you again
watch your attitude
Haiku # 26940 March 12, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by your mother
the poets are here
bitch slapping your work
please, bite me
Haiku # 26939 March 12, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Sono Richard Larson
che sono un omosessuale eccellente lo mordo ora
Haiku # 26938 March 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Paris France, Illinois
what's happening here?
site gone from bad to AWFUL
what a bunch of sh*t
Haiku # 26937 March 12, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by where are the real poets anyway???????
Choose wisely young Bob
Love is fleeting, does not last
Family sticks fast
Haiku # 26936 March 12, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
You search your whole life
Truly love is hard to find
If found hang on tight
Haiku # 26935 March 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
You decide, worth it
It may cost you your kin
The upset the strain
Haiku # 26934 March 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Did you hear the loudness
It was so loud I had to leave room
I farted...
Haiku # 26933 March 12, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, IL
Steve's x-wife
Showed her naked body/webcam
This equals divorce..WHORE!
Haiku # 26932 March 12, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Flizzzm Flazzm Schizm..
Blazzmmm Shmazzzm Floogle..
Zippy Zappa Zingy...
Haiku # 26931 March 12, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
You can choose your friends
However not relations
Think wisely young Bob
Haiku # 26930 March 12, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
This movie sucks balls
Like nothing I've seen before
I want a refund.
Haiku # 26929 March 12, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by whateva
Barney trusted with
just one bullet, let Dub try
it with just one bomb.
Haiku # 26928 March 12, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Andy still got holes in the floor)
thanks for caring will
but my troubles...not contained
in a haiku form
Haiku # 26927 March 12, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
battle of helms deep
was awesome, but was nothing
compared to my fight
Haiku # 26926 March 12, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Nuttin' but bloo skiezz
Explodin' Iraq up in dis beyatch
KaBLOOOOOOOOEEEY
Haiku # 26925 March 12, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Barney Fife and Shit
He a god
worship his shorts
Haiku # 26924 March 12, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Suppress the Black Man
Means you suppress God
Fall On Da' Ground
Haiku # 26923 March 12, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Struggle for power
Milk's been out on the counter
All involved will lose.
Haiku # 26922 March 12, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Powdered donuts and
Apple Jacks, milk and my spoon
Battle morning breath.
Haiku # 26921 March 12, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Some People I know
Ones Wicker other Pagan
Very sweet people
Haiku # 26920 March 12, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Destabilizing
Governmentisation
Inspirational
Haiku # 26919 March 12, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Inseminator
However you may see it
Hang fast troubled guy
Haiku # 26918 March 12, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Winds Fast changing direction
Blows in from the north
( A little better )
Haiku # 26917 March 12, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Practically gone
Everything seems far away
Feeling obsolete
Haiku # 26916 March 12, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foolish fire alarm
Screwing up my damn right ear
I'll sue you suckas
Haiku # 26915 March 12, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I
Haiku # 26914 March 12, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
If we doubt others
Take a long Look at yourself
Find yourself wanting?
Haiku # 26913 March 12, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hoarfrost cold outside
Fast winds changing direction
Blowing from the north
Haiku # 26912 March 12, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bright colored flowers
Cuisine for the eyes
Cant wait for deserts
Haiku # 26911 March 12, 2003 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
O, El Armpito!
How I long for burritos!
Refried beans! Tacos!
Haiku # 26910 March 12, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come on, lose the love
loose the love, loose your ungh love
focus not on loss
Haiku # 26909 March 12, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I don
Haiku # 26908 March 12, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
has happened before
will not lose My Love again
means so much to me
Haiku # 26907 March 12, 2003 11:45 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
now I need support
from My Love and all my friends
last months will be tough
Haiku # 26906 March 12, 2003 11:44 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
the time has now come
no-holds-barred fight to finish
me against the fam'
Haiku # 26905 March 12, 2003 11:43 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
never give yourself
a hot toothpaste enema
get someone else to
Haiku # 26904 March 12, 2003 10:28 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
pants full of veggies
dirty dancing with produce
wet grocery lust
Haiku # 26903 March 12, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
full throated screaming
bowels on the wall out front
still steaming, gleaming
Haiku # 26902 March 12, 2003 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
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