Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Dick head all used up
Take him forever to think
Whilst he holds limp dick
.
Your so right deep six
So much rubbish in his head
But do not give up
Haiku # 27001, March 13, 2003 6:10 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Wall paper flaking
Onto cold dirty floor tile
Rain blows through the door.
Haiku # 27000, March 13, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
cerebral palsied
drooling in a wheel chair
does she want a date?
Haiku # 26999, March 13, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexuall frustrated
Diaper needs changing
Pacifier in her mouth
I probe her with my finger
Haiku # 26998, March 13, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I
Haiku # 26997, March 13, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
since when did psychos
start posting here? it's a shame
used to be some fun
Haiku # 26996, March 13, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by other places offer so much more time to deep six this
Sexual obsessive
Take your mono attitude
get your self a life
Haiku # 26995, March 13, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Put it in too far
Punctured the fragile cervix
But I'm not finished.
Haiku # 26994, March 13, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Bent over the bed--
This girl's biting her own fist
Baby's first anal.
Haiku # 26993, March 13, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Tasty menstrual flow
pourin all over my face
She's cryin for more.
Haiku # 26992, March 13, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
On yours knees woman--
Start jugglin these big ol nuts
Gentle, girl, gentle.
Haiku # 26991, March 13, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No toilet paper
So lick this colon clean, bitch
Tongue's way up my ass
Haiku # 26990, March 13, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Close your eyes baby--
This loads gonna spray you hard
Girl gets a facial.
Haiku # 26989, March 13, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Two dicks in one hole--
C section scar bustin wide
This ho's all business.
Haiku # 26988, March 13, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Shut up bitch! and fuck
That red eye's nice and juicy
For me to pound on
Haiku # 26987, March 13, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Left hand stroken it
Right hand tap, tapping away
Keyboard's now sticky.
Haiku # 26986, March 13, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Take her from behind--
Pussy's pressure clenching down
Cum in that ass.
Haiku # 26985, March 13, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
BLACK and proud of it
you low-white class trash loser
try and get a life
Haiku # 26984, March 13, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by someone who knows what a LOSER you ARE
He can't harm you here
You, and I, shall share pleasure
Do not be afraid
Haiku # 26983, March 13, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Let me caress you
Rid you of all your worries
Make you comfortable
Haiku # 26982, March 13, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Niggaz be stoopid
Why can't we all be whitefolks
Instead of niggaz
Haiku # 26981, March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Steve "Cracker" Reentsnant of not da ghetto
My home of homes,
being tortured like monkeys
in cages.

Haiku # 26980, March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Richard Vietnam Larson of Stankho, IL
Come closer my dear
We can play, make it better
Let me help you, please?
Haiku # 26979, March 13, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Your father was mean?
And what did he do? Beat you?
Did he hit like this?
Haiku # 26978, March 13, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hello young lady
Why are you wearing little?
And why are you here?
Haiku # 26977, March 13, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i eat stuntdoubles
for breakfast lunch and dinner
martin dont want none
Haiku # 26976, March 13, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Viddy of Outside Martin's window
yup, you're gettin blazed
on both of these sites at once
Viddy, just give up!
Haiku # 26975, March 13, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by StuntStunt of Viddy's behind
bad cop
no
donut
Haiku # 26974, March 13, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Richard PeeweeHomo Larson of Springfield, IL
who farted up in here
must be me cause all the beer
dead farts stinking on the ground
Haiku # 26973, March 13, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson III of Springrield, IL
mustard brain, skillet head
dirty socks in my head,
bowling ball in your skull
Haiku # 26972, March 13, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
Stan Kho
Mia Certs
Hugh Jass
Haiku # 26971, March 13, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Stinkfield, IL
I got a baloney pony
it is very special and
for Tony
Haiku # 26970, March 13, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
You Shake Me All Night
Long to BallBreaker to a
Whole Lotta Rosie
Haiku # 26969, March 13, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by onjaysun (sex and the single guy and AC/DC)
I want to sniff ball sweat
It reminds me of stinky cheese
While I am jacking off
Haiku # 26968, March 13, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
I take it in the ass
While performing fellatio
Gay sex rocks the party
Haiku # 26967, March 13, 2003 8:26 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
No, Art is a Strain
As cabbage is to bowel
As fart is, Oh dear
Haiku # 26966, March 13, 2003 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
art is pain
creation is corrupted
money dictates
Haiku # 26965, March 13, 2003 5:39 am ET
by searle of deep inside a cabbage
Or if the paintings
Are street signs with nude girls on
Are you in Holland?
Haiku # 26964, March 13, 2003 5:38 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
If you paint street signs
Surrounded by some nude girls
That would be good too
Haiku # 26963, March 13, 2003 5:37 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Bob you
Haiku # 26962, March 13, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on
Haiku # 26961, March 13, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on
Haiku # 26960, March 13, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ephemeral love,
I could die at any time,
and so could my love.
Haiku # 26959, March 13, 2003 2:37 am ET
by fuck off moxie
love is forever
especially true love, and
that is what I have
Haiku # 26958, March 13, 2003 1:13 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
armed with only a
stall and a pen, the shithouse
writer's struck again
Haiku # 26957, March 12, 2003 11:18 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
light-hearted haiku
take my mind off other things
and help keep me sane
Haiku # 26956, March 12, 2003 11:17 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
down to sepatown
trucky...you my main daime
goin' to the farm!
Haiku # 26955, March 12, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
holy price decrease
batman! mentos--twenty-eight
cents!...bought eleven
Haiku # 26954, March 12, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
customers ask me
'how are you?' and i answer
'fine'...but they don't care
Haiku # 26953, March 12, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
if you paint nude girls
was what i had meant to write
as inspiration
Haiku # 26952, March 12, 2003 10:53 pm ET
by ash
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