Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Shut up bitch! and fuck
That red eye's nice and juicy
For me to pound on
Haiku # 26987, March 13, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Left hand stroken it
Right hand tap, tapping away
Keyboard's now sticky.
Haiku # 26986, March 13, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Take her from behind--
Pussy's pressure clenching down
Cum in that ass.
Haiku # 26985, March 13, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
BLACK and proud of it
you low-white class trash loser
try and get a life
Haiku # 26984, March 13, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by someone who knows what a LOSER you ARE
He can't harm you here
You, and I, shall share pleasure
Do not be afraid
Haiku # 26983, March 13, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Let me caress you
Rid you of all your worries
Make you comfortable
Haiku # 26982, March 13, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Niggaz be stoopid
Why can't we all be whitefolks
Instead of niggaz
Haiku # 26981, March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Steve "Cracker" Reentsnant of not da ghetto
My home of homes,
being tortured like monkeys
in cages.

Haiku # 26980, March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Richard Vietnam Larson of Stankho, IL
Come closer my dear
We can play, make it better
Let me help you, please?
Haiku # 26979, March 13, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Your father was mean?
And what did he do? Beat you?
Did he hit like this?
Haiku # 26978, March 13, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hello young lady
Why are you wearing little?
And why are you here?
Haiku # 26977, March 13, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i eat stuntdoubles
for breakfast lunch and dinner
martin dont want none
Haiku # 26976, March 13, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Viddy of Outside Martin's window
yup, you're gettin blazed
on both of these sites at once
Viddy, just give up!
Haiku # 26975, March 13, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by StuntStunt of Viddy's behind
bad cop
no
donut
Haiku # 26974, March 13, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Richard PeeweeHomo Larson of Springfield, IL
who farted up in here
must be me cause all the beer
dead farts stinking on the ground
Haiku # 26973, March 13, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson III of Springrield, IL
mustard brain, skillet head
dirty socks in my head,
bowling ball in your skull
Haiku # 26972, March 13, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
Stan Kho
Mia Certs
Hugh Jass
Haiku # 26971, March 13, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Stinkfield, IL
I got a baloney pony
it is very special and
for Tony
Haiku # 26970, March 13, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
You Shake Me All Night
Long to BallBreaker to a
Whole Lotta Rosie
Haiku # 26969, March 13, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by onjaysun (sex and the single guy and AC/DC)
I want to sniff ball sweat
It reminds me of stinky cheese
While I am jacking off
Haiku # 26968, March 13, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
I take it in the ass
While performing fellatio
Gay sex rocks the party
Haiku # 26967, March 13, 2003 8:26 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
No, Art is a Strain
As cabbage is to bowel
As fart is, Oh dear
Haiku # 26966, March 13, 2003 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
art is pain
creation is corrupted
money dictates
Haiku # 26965, March 13, 2003 5:39 am ET
by searle of deep inside a cabbage
Or if the paintings
Are street signs with nude girls on
Are you in Holland?
Haiku # 26964, March 13, 2003 5:38 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
If you paint street signs
Surrounded by some nude girls
That would be good too
Haiku # 26963, March 13, 2003 5:37 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Bob you
Haiku # 26962, March 13, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on
Haiku # 26961, March 13, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on
Haiku # 26960, March 13, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ephemeral love,
I could die at any time,
and so could my love.
Haiku # 26959, March 13, 2003 2:37 am ET
by fuck off moxie
love is forever
especially true love, and
that is what I have
Haiku # 26958, March 13, 2003 1:13 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
armed with only a
stall and a pen, the shithouse
writer's struck again
Haiku # 26957, March 12, 2003 11:18 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
light-hearted haiku
take my mind off other things
and help keep me sane
Haiku # 26956, March 12, 2003 11:17 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
down to sepatown
trucky...you my main daime
goin' to the farm!
Haiku # 26955, March 12, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
holy price decrease
batman! mentos--twenty-eight
cents!...bought eleven
Haiku # 26954, March 12, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
customers ask me
'how are you?' and i answer
'fine'...but they don't care
Haiku # 26953, March 12, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
if you paint nude girls
was what i had meant to write
as inspiration
Haiku # 26952, March 12, 2003 10:53 pm ET
by ash
if you paint girls
but if you paint say.... street signs
i'd be quite concerned
Haiku # 26951, March 12, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by ash
consider this now
things seem so sexy for me
could I be a slut?
Haiku # 26950, March 12, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by mellie

don't waste any time
start vacillating right now
why procrastinate ?
Haiku # 26949, March 12, 2003 10:42 pm ET
by ash
sometimes it happens
when I listen to music
my body responds
Haiku # 26948, March 12, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by mellie
looking at paintings
sometimes I feel the earth move
phenominally
Haiku # 26947, March 12, 2003 10:38 pm ET
by mellie
don't live in the past
a bad decision last time
but consider now
Haiku # 26946, March 12, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by ash (fee advice from a libran)
true love conquers all
divorce your dull family
and start a new one
Haiku # 26945, March 12, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by ash (another option)
she's a slut robert
you'll be disinherited
dying sad and poor
Haiku # 26944, March 12, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash (one possibility)
sometimes when i paint
i actually get a hard on
is this a mistake?
Haiku # 26943, March 12, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by thunder stork
the sun, blunt again,
sprays off stone into my squint -
so welcome, it burns
Haiku # 26942, March 12, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by sunshower
like a breath held in -
the presence of those who will
help me help myself
Haiku # 26941, March 12, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by sunshower
Richard, you fat slut,
need I remind you again
watch your attitude
Haiku # 26940, March 12, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by your mother
the poets are here
bitch slapping your work
please, bite me
Haiku # 26939, March 12, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Sono Richard Larson
che sono un omosessuale eccellente lo mordo ora
Haiku # 26938, March 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Paris France, Illinois
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