Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

who farted up in here
must be me cause all the beer
dead farts stinking on the ground
Haiku # 26973, March 13, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson III of Springrield, IL
mustard brain, skillet head
dirty socks in my head,
bowling ball in your skull
Haiku # 26972, March 13, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
Stan Kho
Mia Certs
Hugh Jass
Haiku # 26971, March 13, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Stinkfield, IL
I got a baloney pony
it is very special and
for Tony
Haiku # 26970, March 13, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
You Shake Me All Night
Long to BallBreaker to a
Whole Lotta Rosie
Haiku # 26969, March 13, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by onjaysun (sex and the single guy and AC/DC)
I want to sniff ball sweat
It reminds me of stinky cheese
While I am jacking off
Haiku # 26968, March 13, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
I take it in the ass
While performing fellatio
Gay sex rocks the party
Haiku # 26967, March 13, 2003 8:26 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
No, Art is a Strain
As cabbage is to bowel
As fart is, Oh dear
Haiku # 26966, March 13, 2003 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
art is pain
creation is corrupted
money dictates
Haiku # 26965, March 13, 2003 5:39 am ET
by searle of deep inside a cabbage
Or if the paintings
Are street signs with nude girls on
Are you in Holland?
Haiku # 26964, March 13, 2003 5:38 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
If you paint street signs
Surrounded by some nude girls
That would be good too
Haiku # 26963, March 13, 2003 5:37 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Bob you
Haiku # 26962, March 13, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on
Haiku # 26961, March 13, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on
Haiku # 26960, March 13, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ephemeral love,
I could die at any time,
and so could my love.
Haiku # 26959, March 13, 2003 2:37 am ET
by fuck off moxie
love is forever
especially true love, and
that is what I have
Haiku # 26958, March 13, 2003 1:13 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
armed with only a
stall and a pen, the shithouse
writer's struck again
Haiku # 26957, March 12, 2003 11:18 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
light-hearted haiku
take my mind off other things
and help keep me sane
Haiku # 26956, March 12, 2003 11:17 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
down to sepatown
trucky...you my main daime
goin' to the farm!
Haiku # 26955, March 12, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
holy price decrease
batman! mentos--twenty-eight
cents!...bought eleven
Haiku # 26954, March 12, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
customers ask me
'how are you?' and i answer
'fine'...but they don't care
Haiku # 26953, March 12, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
if you paint nude girls
was what i had meant to write
as inspiration
Haiku # 26952, March 12, 2003 10:53 pm ET
by ash
if you paint girls
but if you paint say.... street signs
i'd be quite concerned
Haiku # 26951, March 12, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by ash
consider this now
things seem so sexy for me
could I be a slut?
Haiku # 26950, March 12, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by mellie

don't waste any time
start vacillating right now
why procrastinate ?
Haiku # 26949, March 12, 2003 10:42 pm ET
by ash
sometimes it happens
when I listen to music
my body responds
Haiku # 26948, March 12, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by mellie
looking at paintings
sometimes I feel the earth move
phenominally
Haiku # 26947, March 12, 2003 10:38 pm ET
by mellie
don't live in the past
a bad decision last time
but consider now
Haiku # 26946, March 12, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by ash (fee advice from a libran)
true love conquers all
divorce your dull family
and start a new one
Haiku # 26945, March 12, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by ash (another option)
she's a slut robert
you'll be disinherited
dying sad and poor
Haiku # 26944, March 12, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash (one possibility)
sometimes when i paint
i actually get a hard on
is this a mistake?
Haiku # 26943, March 12, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by thunder stork
the sun, blunt again,
sprays off stone into my squint -
so welcome, it burns
Haiku # 26942, March 12, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by sunshower
like a breath held in -
the presence of those who will
help me help myself
Haiku # 26941, March 12, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by sunshower
Richard, you fat slut,
need I remind you again
watch your attitude
Haiku # 26940, March 12, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by your mother
the poets are here
bitch slapping your work
please, bite me
Haiku # 26939, March 12, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Sono Richard Larson
che sono un omosessuale eccellente lo mordo ora
Haiku # 26938, March 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Paris France, Illinois
what's happening here?
site gone from bad to AWFUL
what a bunch of sh*t
Haiku # 26937, March 12, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by where are the real poets anyway???????
Choose wisely young Bob
Love is fleeting, does not last
Family sticks fast
Haiku # 26936, March 12, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
You search your whole life
Truly love is hard to find
If found hang on tight
Haiku # 26935, March 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
You decide, worth it
It may cost you your kin
The upset the strain
Haiku # 26934, March 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Did you hear the loudness
It was so loud I had to leave room
I farted...
Haiku # 26933, March 12, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, IL
Steve's x-wife
Showed her naked body/webcam
This equals divorce..WHORE!
Haiku # 26932, March 12, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Flizzzm Flazzm Schizm..
Blazzmmm Shmazzzm Floogle..
Zippy Zappa Zingy...
Haiku # 26931, March 12, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
You can choose your friends
However not relations
Think wisely young Bob
Haiku # 26930, March 12, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
This movie sucks balls
Like nothing I've seen before
I want a refund.
Haiku # 26929, March 12, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by whateva
Barney trusted with
just one bullet, let Dub try
it with just one bomb.
Haiku # 26928, March 12, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Andy still got holes in the floor)
thanks for caring will
but my troubles...not contained
in a haiku form
Haiku # 26927, March 12, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
battle of helms deep
was awesome, but was nothing
compared to my fight
Haiku # 26926, March 12, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Nuttin' but bloo skiezz
Explodin' Iraq up in dis beyatch
KaBLOOOOOOOOEEEY
Haiku # 26925, March 12, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Barney Fife and Shit
He a god
worship his shorts
Haiku # 26924, March 12, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson of Springfield, Illinois
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