Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Put it in too far
Punctured the fragile cervix
But I'm not finished.
Haiku # 26994 March 13, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Bent over the bed--
This girl's biting her own fist
Baby's first anal.
Haiku # 26993 March 13, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Tasty menstrual flow
pourin all over my face
She's cryin for more.
Haiku # 26992 March 13, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
On yours knees woman--
Start jugglin these big ol nuts
Gentle, girl, gentle.
Haiku # 26991 March 13, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No toilet paper
So lick this colon clean, bitch
Tongue's way up my ass
Haiku # 26990 March 13, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Close your eyes baby--
This loads gonna spray you hard
Girl gets a facial.
Haiku # 26989 March 13, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Two dicks in one hole--
C section scar bustin wide
This ho's all business.
Haiku # 26988 March 13, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Shut up bitch! and fuck
That red eye's nice and juicy
For me to pound on
Haiku # 26987 March 13, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Left hand stroken it
Right hand tap, tapping away
Keyboard's now sticky.
Haiku # 26986 March 13, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Take her from behind--
Pussy's pressure clenching down
Cum in that ass.
Haiku # 26985 March 13, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
BLACK and proud of it
you low-white class trash loser
try and get a life
Haiku # 26984 March 13, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by someone who knows what a LOSER you ARE
He can't harm you here
You, and I, shall share pleasure
Do not be afraid
Haiku # 26983 March 13, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Let me caress you
Rid you of all your worries
Make you comfortable
Haiku # 26982 March 13, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Niggaz be stoopid
Why can't we all be whitefolks
Instead of niggaz
Haiku # 26981 March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Steve "Cracker" Reentsnant of not da ghetto
My home of homes,
being tortured like monkeys
in cages.

Haiku # 26980 March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Richard Vietnam Larson of Stankho, IL
Come closer my dear
We can play, make it better
Let me help you, please?
Haiku # 26979 March 13, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Your father was mean?
And what did he do? Beat you?
Did he hit like this?
Haiku # 26978 March 13, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hello young lady
Why are you wearing little?
And why are you here?
Haiku # 26977 March 13, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i eat stuntdoubles
for breakfast lunch and dinner
martin dont want none
Haiku # 26976 March 13, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Viddy of Outside Martin's window
yup, you're gettin blazed
on both of these sites at once
Viddy, just give up!
Haiku # 26975 March 13, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by StuntStunt of Viddy's behind
bad cop
no
donut
Haiku # 26974 March 13, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Richard PeeweeHomo Larson of Springfield, IL
who farted up in here
must be me cause all the beer
dead farts stinking on the ground
Haiku # 26973 March 13, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson III of Springrield, IL
mustard brain, skillet head
dirty socks in my head,
bowling ball in your skull
Haiku # 26972 March 13, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
Stan Kho
Mia Certs
Hugh Jass
Haiku # 26971 March 13, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Stinkfield, IL
I got a baloney pony
it is very special and
for Tony
Haiku # 26970 March 13, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
You Shake Me All Night
Long to BallBreaker to a
Whole Lotta Rosie
Haiku # 26969 March 13, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by onjaysun (sex and the single guy and AC/DC)
I want to sniff ball sweat
It reminds me of stinky cheese
While I am jacking off
Haiku # 26968 March 13, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
I take it in the ass
While performing fellatio
Gay sex rocks the party
Haiku # 26967 March 13, 2003 8:26 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
No, Art is a Strain
As cabbage is to bowel
As fart is, Oh dear
Haiku # 26966 March 13, 2003 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
art is pain
creation is corrupted
money dictates
Haiku # 26965 March 13, 2003 5:39 am ET
by searle of deep inside a cabbage
Or if the paintings
Are street signs with nude girls on
Are you in Holland?
Haiku # 26964 March 13, 2003 5:38 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
If you paint street signs
Surrounded by some nude girls
That would be good too
Haiku # 26963 March 13, 2003 5:37 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Bob you
Haiku # 26962 March 13, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on
Haiku # 26961 March 13, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
opportunity
knocks thunder stork try painting
with your damn hard on
Haiku # 26960 March 13, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ephemeral love,
I could die at any time,
and so could my love.
Haiku # 26959 March 13, 2003 2:37 am ET
by fuck off moxie
love is forever
especially true love, and
that is what I have
Haiku # 26958 March 13, 2003 1:13 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
armed with only a
stall and a pen, the shithouse
writer's struck again
Haiku # 26957 March 12, 2003 11:18 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
light-hearted haiku
take my mind off other things
and help keep me sane
Haiku # 26956 March 12, 2003 11:17 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
down to sepatown
trucky...you my main daime
goin' to the farm!
Haiku # 26955 March 12, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
holy price decrease
batman! mentos--twenty-eight
cents!...bought eleven
Haiku # 26954 March 12, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
customers ask me
'how are you?' and i answer
'fine'...but they don't care
Haiku # 26953 March 12, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
if you paint nude girls
was what i had meant to write
as inspiration
Haiku # 26952 March 12, 2003 10:53 pm ET
by ash
if you paint girls
but if you paint say.... street signs
i'd be quite concerned
Haiku # 26951 March 12, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by ash
consider this now
things seem so sexy for me
could I be a slut?
Haiku # 26950 March 12, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by mellie

don't waste any time
start vacillating right now
why procrastinate ?
Haiku # 26949 March 12, 2003 10:42 pm ET
by ash
sometimes it happens
when I listen to music
my body responds
Haiku # 26948 March 12, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by mellie
looking at paintings
sometimes I feel the earth move
phenominally
Haiku # 26947 March 12, 2003 10:38 pm ET
by mellie
don't live in the past
a bad decision last time
but consider now
Haiku # 26946 March 12, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by ash (fee advice from a libran)
true love conquers all
divorce your dull family
and start a new one
Haiku # 26945 March 12, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by ash (another option)