Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

not nearly as fun
as playing it in the nude
only in my dreams...
Haiku # 25747, January 20, 2003 8:22 pm ET
by scotch
a simple pleasure:
watching tv in the nude
The Wheel of Fortune!
Haiku # 25746, January 20, 2003 8:17 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
it's true you outgrow
tequila, wine, and Guiness...
but I'm not dead yet!
Haiku # 25745, January 20, 2003 8:13 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
the non-alkie girl
unknown to the tequila
shot, lick, and lime chew
Haiku # 25744, January 20, 2003 8:06 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
no fun for poor girl
alcohol tickles her nose
woo! more gin for me!
Haiku # 25743, January 20, 2003 7:56 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
life's imponderables:
"should marshmallows be soft, squishy
or hard and crunchy?"
Haiku # 25742, January 20, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
You misjudge windows
It will reap revenge if I
Buy a new PC
Haiku # 25741, January 20, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
and for a virus
you should try influenza
you'll run much faster
Haiku # 25740, January 20, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by scotch
it needs a good wash
pour water down the air vents
that'll shut it down
Haiku # 25739, January 20, 2003 7:28 pm ET
by scotch
I just can't shut down
Windows crashes the system
It refuses to work
Haiku # 25738, January 20, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
note to bartenders:
when serving good single malt,
don't ask "on the rocks?"
Haiku # 25737, January 20, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by scotch of get with it, people!
sagan and others
held a renaming contest
but sadly, "doink!" lost
Haiku # 25736, January 20, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by scotch of (thanks, crazy cat)
I'd like a virus
It can only make Windows
Run somewhat faster
Haiku # 25735, January 20, 2003 4:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Names aren't everything
Science is about stuff like
Equations and !BOOM!
Haiku # 25734, January 20, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Student needs to click
on the name link to the right.
Learn what's creation....


it is not all Psyence Phriction...
Haiku # 25733, January 20, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey, the Vortex epicenter of this KABLOOIE madness~
Reading these haikus
is like crawling through fish bones
left after dinner.
Haiku # 25732, January 20, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jersey
I can't count at all
Doing engineering and
I can't even count
Haiku # 25731, January 20, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Roll on the summer
When people wear less clothing
If any at all
Haiku # 25730, January 20, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The leaves in autumn
Display such a beautiful
Variation of shade
Haiku # 25729, January 20, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
click-click click won't work
Stop your infernal clicking!
morons piss me off

Do NOT click delete
all your records will be lost....
see? i told you so.

Don't open that mail
Viruses are very bad
...I'm going home now
Haiku # 25728, January 20, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by cenobyte of awe of how much can go wrong with one little click
supervisor's sick
we're playing Baldur's Gate II
I'm on level 5
Haiku # 25727, January 20, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by cenobyte of in process of writing "Help Desk Haiku"
cenobyte forgot
to put name in box below
will remember now
Haiku # 25726, January 20, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by cenobyte of regina
thought i'd write a book
and call it "Help Desk Haiku"
then get it published
Haiku # 25725, January 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it has been too long
since cenobyte wrote haiku
oh look. it's still bad
Haiku # 25724, January 20, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by cenobyte of regina
Look how the cow stands
A pillar of peace and calm
As it clears green blades
Haiku # 25723, January 20, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The darkness of night
In the harsh white of winter
Does not bring release
Haiku # 25722, January 20, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Oh how the blossoms
Beautiful, sparkling with life
Hark, this way spring comes!
Haiku # 25721, January 20, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Seven is evil
Answer seven the test said
"Oops, that's only five!"
Haiku # 25720, January 20, 2003 12:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
affirmative acts
forced a white house schism, how
'bout nepotism?
Haiku # 25719, January 20, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by onjaysun (Onjaysun Sr. got me this job)
Third hill is smaller
But it will take much longer
To climb PEF
Haiku # 25718, January 20, 2003 4:48 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I have got four hill
One big, then bigger, smaller
And small at the end
Haiku # 25717, January 20, 2003 4:47 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Just take best care that
all these new hills are really
the way to the top
Haiku # 25716, January 20, 2003 4:44 am ET
by R. of PT
What's behind a hill?
A higher hill, calling you -
And then another
Haiku # 25715, January 20, 2003 4:40 am ET
by R. of PT
I've got a maths test
But I can't count to seven
Please no small numbers
Haiku # 25714, January 20, 2003 4:35 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I don't think that I
Have encountered any hairy
Boxes in the shops
Haiku # 25713, January 20, 2003 3:47 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
a hairless tight box,
every man can have this treasure,
and some women too.
Haiku # 25712, January 20, 2003 1:37 am ET
by Ray of Garner
you should get out more
and find yourself some fresh meat
stop vegetating
Haiku # 25711, January 19, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by ash
stuck a cucumber
in my hairy box today
it did fit sideways
Haiku # 25710, January 19, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by sheena
Bond asks for a match
Grinning, his contact replies
"your face and my arse"
Haiku # 25709, January 19, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by Darla
If you have something
To say that's interesting
Then why do I post?
Haiku # 25708, January 19, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
mellie, i agree
little PEF'ing poofter needs
meds and a long nap
Haiku # 25707, January 19, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by sheena
scotch, i may have to
take you up on your offer;
careful what you wish
Haiku # 25706, January 19, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by sheena
or failing that one
when you fail your exams
set up your own site



take charge of it then
and leave this free for others
you're a hog, a bore
Haiku # 25705, January 19, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by mellie
go see the doctor
ask for something strong enough
then get to bed mate
Haiku # 25704, January 19, 2003 1:37 pm ET
by mellie
I hope you fail
hope your computer crashes
as you no doubt will
Haiku # 25703, January 19, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by mellie
It feels good to raise
Or should that be lower the
Standard of haiku
Haiku # 25702, January 19, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Eve of St. Agnes"
solitary owl calling
Keats could say it all
Haiku # 25701, January 19, 2003 11:50 am ET
by this site once was simply bad now it's AWFUL
"PEF worksheets.
"Keep them in a holy place please.
"They will thwart thine foes."
Haiku # 25700, January 19, 2003 10:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The Lord should have said
"Thou shalt complete material
"Balances all day."
Haiku # 25699, January 19, 2003 10:31 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The Lord said do not
Kill other christians or jews
Go kill the arabs
Haiku # 25697, January 19, 2003 7:46 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
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