go see the doctor
ask for something strong enough
then get to bed mate

I hope you fail
hope your computer crashes
as you no doubt will

It feels good to raise
Or should that be lower the
Standard of haiku

"Eve of St. Agnes"
solitary owl calling
Keats could say it all

"PEF worksheets.
"Keep them in a holy place please.
"They will thwart thine foes."

The Lord should have said
"Thou shalt complete material
"Balances all day."

The Lord said do not
Kill other christians or jews
Go kill the arabs

War!:
What is it good for?
Apart from killing arabs?
Promoting the Lord!

solidarity
it's tiring fighting the war
dare i guess you're bushed ?

marched with friends, held signs
laughed, shouted and sang for peace
it felt pretty good

felt patriotic
today, marching with over
100,000

such sublimation
suggests you aren't studying
back to p.e.f. !

decompensated
another choice descriptor
of your recent rants

hypomania
there's an appropriate word
with five syllables

Distill that volume
into some profundity
then embrace applause.

Oh, Mancunian!
Thou art very prolific.
Try a sedative.

"Can it be an ark?"
"But that's mathematical."
"Please God, pretty please?"

Noah was working
Doing whatever he did
When God said "Noah
"Build a big ship so
"That you and the animals
"Will survive a flood"

"Good, and you shall have
"Bad things happen to you too.
"Now leave me alone!"

"As your punishment
"You shall live on the earth, there."
"But it sucks there, God!"

"Lou, did you tempt them?"
"Sorry, boss." "Go to Hell fool."
"But it's dark down there."

"You ungrateful fools
"I told you to not eat them."
"But Lou the guy said...

"Pilfering!" screamed God
"Someone has taken my stuff!"
"That was quite nasty."

So Adam and Eve
Ate from the tree and then thought
But we're not high. Hey!

"Eat from the tree for
"Err, when you do, err..." he thought
"It will get you high."

But Adam and Eve
Were accosted by this guy
He said "He said what?"

But God said "Look there...
"You will see a tree. My tree.
"So leave it alone."

Of course before this
Adam and Eve were alive
They had a garden

But he rose again
In the form of a bunny
To give eggs to kids

But some peeps wre mean
"No!" they said. "You have a beard."
And so they killed him

Thus: the Messiah
"Hello." he said to the peeps
"Hello." they said back

But He had big plans
He had a vision and so
He began working

Of course before that
God never had time to do
Anything at all

"Hello." said Bob once
"Hello." I replied to Bob
"Hello." said Bob's wife

Nascar? The U.S.
Likes repetitive things as
They are so simple

"Hmmm." thought God, err, once
"I think I shall invent time."
And then time began

Turn Left, Turn Left all.
What is the point,round and round.
Stop for some new tires.
Who can drive fastest?
Watch out for that huge pile-up.
Nascar excitement.

We spend hours watching,
The oblong ball fly through air.
Oh shit, he dropped it.

Encyclopedia?
Theophilanthropism?
Pure Shit, so says me.

"All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy", thay say,
I guess it does, but
all play and no work
will probably make Jack an
interesting bump

Bla, bla bla bla bla,
bla bla bla, bla bla: bla bla
bla bla bla, bla, bla.
(I can't believe he thought of that first)

I don't think that Bad
Haiku is necessary,
why did she wrote that?

Five-seven-five is
a very elegant way
for bad poetry

Look for a film by
Akira Kurosawa
should be a good one

The fragile minds of
Children who stumble across
The site may use them
In circumstances
Such as a family meal
"Please pass the salt." Oh...

He ain't my nephew,
he really is half-nephew
of my half-brother

My nephew is a
child, but he reads haiku, so
he is old enough

that should have been "And"
"Anf" is not even a word
We are so sorry

I don't have a wife
That is a nasty rumour
She's making it up

I believe that I
Made clear the danger of bad
Language around children