Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

"Eve of St. Agnes"
solitary owl calling
Keats could say it all
Haiku # 25701, January 19, 2003 11:50 am ET
by this site once was simply bad now it's AWFUL
"PEF worksheets.
"Keep them in a holy place please.
"They will thwart thine foes."
Haiku # 25700, January 19, 2003 10:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The Lord should have said
"Thou shalt complete material
"Balances all day."
Haiku # 25699, January 19, 2003 10:31 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The Lord said do not
Kill other christians or jews
Go kill the arabs
Haiku # 25697, January 19, 2003 7:46 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
War!:
What is it good for?
Apart from killing arabs?
Promoting the Lord!
Haiku # 25696, January 19, 2003 5:21 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
solidarity
it's tiring fighting the war
dare i guess you're bushed ?
Haiku # 25695, January 18, 2003 9:28 pm ET
by ash
marched with friends, held signs
laughed, shouted and sang for peace
it felt pretty good
Haiku # 25694, January 18, 2003 9:23 pm ET
by k of sick of the war crap
felt patriotic
today, marching with over
100,000
Haiku # 25693, January 18, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by k of Doing My Part
such sublimation
suggests you aren't studying
back to p.e.f. !
Haiku # 25692, January 18, 2003 9:11 pm ET
by ash
decompensated
another choice descriptor
of your recent rants
Haiku # 25691, January 18, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by ash
hypomania
there's an appropriate word
with five syllables
Haiku # 25690, January 18, 2003 9:05 pm ET
by ash
Distill that volume
into some profundity
then embrace applause.
Haiku # 25689, January 18, 2003 8:05 pm ET
by maestro (formerly Anonymous Poet)
Oh, Mancunian!
Thou art very prolific.
Try a sedative.
Haiku # 25688, January 18, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Can it be an ark?"
"But that's mathematical."
"Please God, pretty please?"
Haiku # 25687, January 18, 2003 7:12 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Noah was working
Doing whatever he did
When God said "Noah
"Build a big ship so
"That you and the animals
"Will survive a flood"
Haiku # 25686, January 18, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Good, and you shall have
"Bad things happen to you too.
"Now leave me alone!"
Haiku # 25685, January 18, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"As your punishment
"You shall live on the earth, there."
"But it sucks there, God!"
Haiku # 25684, January 18, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Lou, did you tempt them?"
"Sorry, boss." "Go to Hell fool."
"But it's dark down there."
Haiku # 25683, January 18, 2003 6:39 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"You ungrateful fools
"I told you to not eat them."
"But Lou the guy said...
Haiku # 25682, January 18, 2003 6:38 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Pilfering!" screamed God
"Someone has taken my stuff!"
"That was quite nasty."
Haiku # 25681, January 18, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
So Adam and Eve
Ate from the tree and then thought
But we're not high. Hey!
Haiku # 25680, January 18, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Eat from the tree for
"Err, when you do, err..." he thought
"It will get you high."
Haiku # 25679, January 18, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But Adam and Eve
Were accosted by this guy
He said "He said what?"
Haiku # 25678, January 18, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But God said "Look there...
"You will see a tree. My tree.
"So leave it alone."
Haiku # 25677, January 18, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Of course before this
Adam and Eve were alive
They had a garden
Haiku # 25676, January 18, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But he rose again
In the form of a bunny
To give eggs to kids
Haiku # 25675, January 18, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But some peeps wre mean
"No!" they said. "You have a beard."
And so they killed him
Haiku # 25674, January 18, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Thus: the Messiah
"Hello." he said to the peeps
"Hello." they said back
Haiku # 25673, January 18, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But He had big plans
He had a vision and so
He began working
Haiku # 25672, January 18, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Of course before that
God never had time to do
Anything at all
Haiku # 25671, January 18, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Hello." said Bob once
"Hello." I replied to Bob
"Hello." said Bob's wife
Haiku # 25670, January 18, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Nascar? The U.S.
Likes repetitive things as
They are so simple
Haiku # 25669, January 18, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Hmmm." thought God, err, once
"I think I shall invent time."
And then time began
Haiku # 25668, January 18, 2003 12:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Turn Left, Turn Left all.
What is the point,round and round.
Stop for some new tires.
Who can drive fastest?
Watch out for that huge pile-up.
Nascar excitement.
Haiku # 25667, January 18, 2003 11:40 am ET
by Ray of Garner
We spend hours watching,
The oblong ball fly through air.
Oh shit, he dropped it.
Haiku # 25666, January 18, 2003 11:37 am ET
by Ray of Garner
Encyclopedia?
Theophilanthropism?
Pure Shit, so says me.
Haiku # 25665, January 18, 2003 11:35 am ET
by Ray of Garner
"All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy", thay say,
I guess it does, but
all play and no work
will probably make Jack an
interesting bump
Haiku # 25664, January 18, 2003 11:34 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Bla, bla bla bla bla,
bla bla bla, bla bla: bla bla
bla bla bla, bla, bla.
(I can't believe he thought of that first)
Haiku # 25663, January 18, 2003 11:26 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't think that Bad
Haiku is necessary,
why did she wrote that?
Haiku # 25662, January 18, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Five-seven-five is
a very elegant way
for bad poetry
Haiku # 25661, January 18, 2003 11:09 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Look for a film by
Akira Kurosawa
should be a good one
Haiku # 25660, January 18, 2003 10:50 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
The fragile minds of
Children who stumble across
The site may use them
In circumstances
Such as a family meal
"Please pass the salt." Oh...
Haiku # 25659, January 18, 2003 10:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
He ain't my nephew,
he really is half-nephew
of my half-brother
Haiku # 25658, January 18, 2003 10:38 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
My nephew is a
child, but he reads haiku, so
he is old enough
Haiku # 25657, January 18, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
that should have been "And"
"Anf" is not even a word
We are so sorry
Haiku # 25656, January 18, 2003 10:26 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't have a wife
That is a nasty rumour
She's making it up
Haiku # 25655, January 18, 2003 10:21 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I believe that I
Made clear the danger of bad
Language around children
Haiku # 25654, January 18, 2003 10:20 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
We have nothing to
say about life, so fuck you
anf fuck your wife, too
Haiku # 25653, January 18, 2003 10:18 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Or, of course I could
Use floccinaucinihi-
-lipification
Haiku # 25652, January 18, 2003 10:16 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Well how about this
Theophilanthropism
Seven syllables
Haiku # 25651, January 18, 2003 10:14 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
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